{"title":"Premium Heavyweight Tees","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"ale-be-fine-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503419","title":"Ale Be Fine ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eAle Be Fine ~ the forecast from the cooler\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverything is going to work out. He is sure of it, and the pint agrees. The leak, the ladder, the lawn tractor that makes the new sound, all of it will be fine by the time the glass is empty, and the glass is never empty for long.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReassurance Given:\u003c\/strong\u003e The moment someone looks worried and he answers with a pun and a refill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Promises It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who has calmed every panic at every cookout with the same two syllables and a cold one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePours Well At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brewery patios, backyard fires, and the kitchen the morning after the project.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217430167748,"sku":"MD-179569045","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217430200516,"sku":"MD-179569052","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217430233284,"sku":"MD-179569059","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217430266052,"sku":"MD-179569066","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217430298820,"sku":"MD-179569073","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217430331588,"sku":"MD-179569080","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217430364356,"sku":"MD-179569087","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217430397124,"sku":"MD-179569094","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217430429892,"sku":"MD-179569044","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217430462660,"sku":"MD-179569051","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217430495428,"sku":"MD-179569058","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217430528196,"sku":"MD-179569065","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217430560964,"sku":"MD-179569072","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217430593732,"sku":"MD-179569079","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217430626500,"sku":"MD-179569086","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217430659268,"sku":"MD-179569093","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217430692036,"sku":"MD-179569043","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217430724804,"sku":"MD-179569050","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217430757572,"sku":"MD-179569057","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217430790340,"sku":"MD-179569064","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217430823108,"sku":"MD-179569071","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217430855876,"sku":"MD-179569078","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217430888644,"sku":"MD-179569085","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217430921412,"sku":"MD-179569092","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217430954180,"sku":"MD-179569046","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217430986948,"sku":"MD-179569053","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217431019716,"sku":"MD-179569060","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217431052484,"sku":"MD-179569067","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217431085252,"sku":"MD-179569074","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217431118020,"sku":"MD-179569081","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217431150788,"sku":"MD-179569088","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217431183556,"sku":"MD-179569095","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217431216324,"sku":"MD-179569040","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217431249092,"sku":"MD-179569047","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217431281860,"sku":"MD-179569054","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217431314628,"sku":"MD-179569061","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217431347396,"sku":"MD-179569068","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217431380164,"sku":"MD-179569075","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217431412932,"sku":"MD-179569082","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217431445700,"sku":"MD-179569089","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217431478468,"sku":"MD-179569041","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217431511236,"sku":"MD-179569048","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217431544004,"sku":"MD-179569055","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217431576772,"sku":"MD-179569062","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217431609540,"sku":"MD-179569069","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217431642308,"sku":"MD-179569076","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217431675076,"sku":"MD-179569083","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217431707844,"sku":"MD-179569090","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217431740612,"sku":"MD-179569042","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217431773380,"sku":"MD-179569049","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217431806148,"sku":"MD-179569056","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217431838916,"sku":"MD-179569063","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217431871684,"sku":"MD-179569070","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217431904452,"sku":"MD-179569077","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217431937220,"sku":"MD-179569084","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217431969988,"sku":"MD-179569091","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/31b976d6-8293-4608-a57e-84fb55c287a7_bcdd4c47-bb34-4482-a925-fbf7ea3966ef.jpg?v=1794092352"},{"product_id":"itll-only-take-five-minutes-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503422","title":"It'll Only Take Five Minutes ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt'll Only Take Five Minutes ~ the first five, anyway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery job he has ever started was five minutes long. On paper. The first five end at the hardware store, the next five end at dinner, and the job ends sometime next month, with the estimate never revised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuoted Before:\u003c\/strong\u003e Any task that involves a shutoff valve, a stripped screw, or a part that has to be ordered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Estimator:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who has never once been on time for anything involving a tool and a deadline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRuns Long At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kitchens, bathrooms, and the fence that was going to be done before the game.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217432035524,"sku":"MD-179569213","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217432068292,"sku":"MD-179569220","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217432101060,"sku":"MD-179569227","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217432133828,"sku":"MD-179569234","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217432166596,"sku":"MD-179569241","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217432199364,"sku":"MD-179569248","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217432232132,"sku":"MD-179569255","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217432264900,"sku":"MD-179569262","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217432297668,"sku":"MD-179569212","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217432330436,"sku":"MD-179569219","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217432363204,"sku":"MD-179569226","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217432395972,"sku":"MD-179569233","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217432428740,"sku":"MD-179569240","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217432461508,"sku":"MD-179569247","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217432494276,"sku":"MD-179569254","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217432527044,"sku":"MD-179569261","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217432559812,"sku":"MD-179569211","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217432592580,"sku":"MD-179569218","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217432625348,"sku":"MD-179569225","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217432658116,"sku":"MD-179569232","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217432690884,"sku":"MD-179569239","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217432723652,"sku":"MD-179569246","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217432756420,"sku":"MD-179569253","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217432789188,"sku":"MD-179569260","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217432821956,"sku":"MD-179569214","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217432854724,"sku":"MD-179569221","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217432887492,"sku":"MD-179569228","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217432920260,"sku":"MD-179569235","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217432953028,"sku":"MD-179569242","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217432985796,"sku":"MD-179569249","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217433018564,"sku":"MD-179569256","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217433051332,"sku":"MD-179569263","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217433084100,"sku":"MD-179569208","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217433116868,"sku":"MD-179569215","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217433149636,"sku":"MD-179569222","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217433182404,"sku":"MD-179569229","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217433215172,"sku":"MD-179569236","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217433247940,"sku":"MD-179569243","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217433280708,"sku":"MD-179569250","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217433313476,"sku":"MD-179569257","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217433346244,"sku":"MD-179569209","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217433379012,"sku":"MD-179569216","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217433411780,"sku":"MD-179569223","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217433444548,"sku":"MD-179569230","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217433477316,"sku":"MD-179569237","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217433510084,"sku":"MD-179569244","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217433542852,"sku":"MD-179569251","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217433575620,"sku":"MD-179569258","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217433608388,"sku":"MD-179569210","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217433641156,"sku":"MD-179569217","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217433673924,"sku":"MD-179569224","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217433706692,"sku":"MD-179569231","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217433739460,"sku":"MD-179569238","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217433772228,"sku":"MD-179569245","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217433804996,"sku":"MD-179569252","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217433837764,"sku":"MD-179569259","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/a76ad042-62d6-4a85-94f7-c2d68efd3ffd_c8e1d78b-6e86-4f8e-9c06-ded7bd83835e.jpg?v=1794092352"},{"product_id":"stand-back-burger-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503424","title":"Stand Back Burger ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eStand Back Burger ~ the grill is about to get interesting\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe said it to the whole patio and meant it. Something on the grate is about to be flipped with more ambition than the recipe called for. Dinner is coming, in one form or another.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGrill Call:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made with tongs in one hand, a cold one in the other, and a wide stance for no reason.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHead Cook:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who treats a backyard cookout like a live show and the patio like front row seats.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eServed At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fourth of July, Sunday dinners, and every tailgate where he brought the grill nobody asked for.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217433903300,"sku":"MD-179569325","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217433936068,"sku":"MD-179569332","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217433968836,"sku":"MD-179569339","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217434001604,"sku":"MD-179569346","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217434034372,"sku":"MD-179569353","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217434067140,"sku":"MD-179569360","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217434099908,"sku":"MD-179569367","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217434132676,"sku":"MD-179569374","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217434165444,"sku":"MD-179569324","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217434198212,"sku":"MD-179569331","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217434230980,"sku":"MD-179569338","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217434263748,"sku":"MD-179569345","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217434296516,"sku":"MD-179569352","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217434329284,"sku":"MD-179569359","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217434362052,"sku":"MD-179569366","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217434394820,"sku":"MD-179569373","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217434427588,"sku":"MD-179569323","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217434460356,"sku":"MD-179569330","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217434493124,"sku":"MD-179569337","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217434525892,"sku":"MD-179569344","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217434558660,"sku":"MD-179569351","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217434591428,"sku":"MD-179569358","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217434624196,"sku":"MD-179569365","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217434656964,"sku":"MD-179569372","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217434689732,"sku":"MD-179569326","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217434722500,"sku":"MD-179569333","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217434755268,"sku":"MD-179569340","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217434788036,"sku":"MD-179569347","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217434820804,"sku":"MD-179569354","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217434853572,"sku":"MD-179569361","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217434886340,"sku":"MD-179569368","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217434919108,"sku":"MD-179569375","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217434951876,"sku":"MD-179569320","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217434984644,"sku":"MD-179569327","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217435017412,"sku":"MD-179569334","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217435050180,"sku":"MD-179569341","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217435082948,"sku":"MD-179569348","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217435115716,"sku":"MD-179569355","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217435148484,"sku":"MD-179569362","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217435181252,"sku":"MD-179569369","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217435214020,"sku":"MD-179569321","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217435246788,"sku":"MD-179569328","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217435279556,"sku":"MD-179569335","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217435312324,"sku":"MD-179569342","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217435345092,"sku":"MD-179569349","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217435377860,"sku":"MD-179569356","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217435410628,"sku":"MD-179569363","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217435443396,"sku":"MD-179569370","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217435476164,"sku":"MD-179569322","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217435508932,"sku":"MD-179569329","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217435541700,"sku":"MD-179569336","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217435574468,"sku":"MD-179569343","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217435607236,"sku":"MD-179569350","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217435640004,"sku":"MD-179569357","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217435672772,"sku":"MD-179569364","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217435705540,"sku":"MD-179569371","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/f3c8eece-6f21-468b-9e94-3697a8997411_ffc2c4c5-720e-47dc-ae55-6a5ddb7e3ce1.jpg?v=1794092359"},{"product_id":"instructions-are-optional-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503425","title":"Instructions Are Optional ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eInstructions Are Optional ~ at this confidence level, decorative\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe booklet came in the box. It stayed in the box. He has a feel for these things, and the feel says the big piece goes up first, and if it ends up as a different piece of furniture, that is a bonus.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSkipped When:\u003c\/strong\u003e The parts are dumped on the floor and he says I see how this goes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConfidence Level:\u003c\/strong\u003e Set by the second cold one and never adjusted downward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWorks Best At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Garage builds, grill assembly, and the swing set that took one Saturday and one apology.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217435738308,"sku":"MD-179569381","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217435771076,"sku":"MD-179569388","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217435803844,"sku":"MD-179569395","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217435836612,"sku":"MD-179569402","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217435869380,"sku":"MD-179569409","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217435902148,"sku":"MD-179569416","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217435934916,"sku":"MD-179569423","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217435967684,"sku":"MD-179569430","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217436000452,"sku":"MD-179569380","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217436033220,"sku":"MD-179569387","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217436065988,"sku":"MD-179569394","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217436098756,"sku":"MD-179569401","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217436131524,"sku":"MD-179569408","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217436164292,"sku":"MD-179569415","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217436197060,"sku":"MD-179569422","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217436229828,"sku":"MD-179569429","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217436262596,"sku":"MD-179569379","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217436295364,"sku":"MD-179569386","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217436328132,"sku":"MD-179569393","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217436360900,"sku":"MD-179569400","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217436393668,"sku":"MD-179569407","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217436426436,"sku":"MD-179569414","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217436459204,"sku":"MD-179569421","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217436491972,"sku":"MD-179569428","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217436524740,"sku":"MD-179569382","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217436557508,"sku":"MD-179569389","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217436590276,"sku":"MD-179569396","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217436623044,"sku":"MD-179569403","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217436655812,"sku":"MD-179569410","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217436688580,"sku":"MD-179569417","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217436721348,"sku":"MD-179569424","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217436754116,"sku":"MD-179569431","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217436786884,"sku":"MD-179569376","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217436819652,"sku":"MD-179569383","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217436852420,"sku":"MD-179569390","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217436885188,"sku":"MD-179569397","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217436917956,"sku":"MD-179569404","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217436950724,"sku":"MD-179569411","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217436983492,"sku":"MD-179569418","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217437016260,"sku":"MD-179569425","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217437049028,"sku":"MD-179569377","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217437081796,"sku":"MD-179569384","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217437114564,"sku":"MD-179569391","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217437147332,"sku":"MD-179569398","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217437180100,"sku":"MD-179569405","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217437212868,"sku":"MD-179569412","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217437245636,"sku":"MD-179569419","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217437278404,"sku":"MD-179569426","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217437311172,"sku":"MD-179569378","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217437343940,"sku":"MD-179569385","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217437376708,"sku":"MD-179569392","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217437409476,"sku":"MD-179569399","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217437442244,"sku":"MD-179569406","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217437475012,"sku":"MD-179569413","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217437507780,"sku":"MD-179569420","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217437540548,"sku":"MD-179569427","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/501d5946-173e-48b5-90df-730dacc8279e_d07b1219-7746-4e67-94a3-bc8fde1b1201.jpg?v=1794092359"},{"product_id":"hold-my-antlers-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503426","title":"Hold My Antlers ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Antlers ~ the woods have a version too\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery species has one. The one that does not wait for the shallow crossing, does not check the far side, and does not care who is watching. He is the woods version of your buddy at the lake, and just as proud of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Setup:\u003c\/strong\u003e No countdown, no test of the footing, just a glance back to make sure the herd is watching.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Gets It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The hunter, the hiker, or the cabin owner who recognizes himself in anything with that much confidence.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRoams To:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deer camp, the trailhead, and the lodge where the stories outgrow the animals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217439473860,"sku":"MD-179569437","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217439506628,"sku":"MD-179569444","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217439539396,"sku":"MD-179569451","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217439572164,"sku":"MD-179569458","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217439604932,"sku":"MD-179569465","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217439637700,"sku":"MD-179569472","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217439670468,"sku":"MD-179569479","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217439703236,"sku":"MD-179569486","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217439736004,"sku":"MD-179569436","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217439768772,"sku":"MD-179569443","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217439801540,"sku":"MD-179569450","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217439834308,"sku":"MD-179569457","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217439867076,"sku":"MD-179569464","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217439899844,"sku":"MD-179569471","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217439932612,"sku":"MD-179569478","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217439965380,"sku":"MD-179569485","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217439998148,"sku":"MD-179569435","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217440030916,"sku":"MD-179569442","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217440063684,"sku":"MD-179569449","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217440096452,"sku":"MD-179569456","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217440129220,"sku":"MD-179569463","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217440161988,"sku":"MD-179569470","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217440194756,"sku":"MD-179569477","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217440227524,"sku":"MD-179569484","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217440260292,"sku":"MD-179569438","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217440293060,"sku":"MD-179569445","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217440325828,"sku":"MD-179569452","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217440358596,"sku":"MD-179569459","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217440391364,"sku":"MD-179569466","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217440424132,"sku":"MD-179569473","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217440456900,"sku":"MD-179569480","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217440489668,"sku":"MD-179569487","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217440522436,"sku":"MD-179569432","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217440555204,"sku":"MD-179569439","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217440587972,"sku":"MD-179569446","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217440620740,"sku":"MD-179569453","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217440653508,"sku":"MD-179569460","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217440686276,"sku":"MD-179569467","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217440719044,"sku":"MD-179569474","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217440751812,"sku":"MD-179569481","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217440784580,"sku":"MD-179569433","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217440817348,"sku":"MD-179569440","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217440850116,"sku":"MD-179569447","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217440882884,"sku":"MD-179569454","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217440915652,"sku":"MD-179569461","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217440948420,"sku":"MD-179569468","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217440981188,"sku":"MD-179569475","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217441013956,"sku":"MD-179569482","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217441046724,"sku":"MD-179569434","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217441079492,"sku":"MD-179569441","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217441112260,"sku":"MD-179569448","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217441145028,"sku":"MD-179569455","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217441177796,"sku":"MD-179569462","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217441210564,"sku":"MD-179569469","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217441243332,"sku":"MD-179569476","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217441276100,"sku":"MD-179569483","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/659daca7-ad16-4c9d-8113-0dce77b9c353_0b56de96-78d8-4065-b025-a7b081f844ce.jpg?v=1794092360"},{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-and-grab-the-ladder-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503427","title":"Hold My Beer and Grab the Ladder ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Beer and Grab the Ladder ~ the gutters never saw it coming\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo instructions, one plan, zero hesitation. The roof is higher than it looked from the lawn chair, but the leaves are not going to move themselves. He is going up with the confidence of a man who measured nothing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOver the Shoulder:\u003c\/strong\u003e Said with a glance up and a drink held out behind him without looking who takes it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Climbs:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband who considers a ladder a suggestion and the last step a dare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClimbs At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Gutter season, light hanging season, and the one weekend the satellite dish needed a nudge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217441374404,"sku":"MD-179569493","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217441407172,"sku":"MD-179569500","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217441439940,"sku":"MD-179569507","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217441472708,"sku":"MD-179569514","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217441505476,"sku":"MD-179569521","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217441538244,"sku":"MD-179569528","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217441571012,"sku":"MD-179569535","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217441603780,"sku":"MD-179569542","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217441636548,"sku":"MD-179569492","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217441669316,"sku":"MD-179569499","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217441702084,"sku":"MD-179569506","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217441734852,"sku":"MD-179569513","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217441767620,"sku":"MD-179569520","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217441800388,"sku":"MD-179569527","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217441833156,"sku":"MD-179569534","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217441865924,"sku":"MD-179569541","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217441898692,"sku":"MD-179569491","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217441931460,"sku":"MD-179569498","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217441964228,"sku":"MD-179569505","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217441996996,"sku":"MD-179569512","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217442029764,"sku":"MD-179569519","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217442062532,"sku":"MD-179569526","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217442095300,"sku":"MD-179569533","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217442128068,"sku":"MD-179569540","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217442160836,"sku":"MD-179569494","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217442193604,"sku":"MD-179569501","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217442226372,"sku":"MD-179569508","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217442259140,"sku":"MD-179569515","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217442291908,"sku":"MD-179569522","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217442324676,"sku":"MD-179569529","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217442357444,"sku":"MD-179569536","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217442390212,"sku":"MD-179569543","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217442422980,"sku":"MD-179569488","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217442455748,"sku":"MD-179569495","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217442488516,"sku":"MD-179569502","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217442521284,"sku":"MD-179569509","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217442554052,"sku":"MD-179569516","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217442586820,"sku":"MD-179569523","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217442619588,"sku":"MD-179569530","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217442652356,"sku":"MD-179569537","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217442685124,"sku":"MD-179569489","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217442717892,"sku":"MD-179569496","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217442750660,"sku":"MD-179569503","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217442783428,"sku":"MD-179569510","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217442816196,"sku":"MD-179569517","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217442848964,"sku":"MD-179569524","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217442881732,"sku":"MD-179569531","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217442914500,"sku":"MD-179569538","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217442947268,"sku":"MD-179569490","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217442980036,"sku":"MD-179569497","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217443012804,"sku":"MD-179569504","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217443045572,"sku":"MD-179569511","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217443078340,"sku":"MD-179569518","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217443111108,"sku":"MD-179569525","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217443143876,"sku":"MD-179569532","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217443176644,"sku":"MD-179569539","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/c9c8df1f-1df8-4fd7-bed1-6dce607a7312_d2722536-d282-43c0-aff3-5edadf84e54e.jpg?v=1794092366"},{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-im-going-in-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503428","title":"Hold My Beer I'm Going In ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Beer I'm Going In ~ nobody asked where\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere there is a dark space nobody wants to enter and something is living in it. He has a flashlight, a plan with one step, and a crew that is suddenly very busy holding his drink. The debate about whether this is a good idea is still open, and he is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEntry Point:\u003c\/strong\u003e Announced at the exact moment everyone else takes one step back and finds their phone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Goes In:\u003c\/strong\u003e The brother-in-law who volunteers for every attic, every culvert, and every hornet situation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComes Out At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Family cookouts, cabin weekends, and the group chat afterward, usually covered in something.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217443242180,"sku":"MD-179569549","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217443274948,"sku":"MD-179569556","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217443307716,"sku":"MD-179569563","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217443340484,"sku":"MD-179569570","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217443373252,"sku":"MD-179569577","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217443406020,"sku":"MD-179569584","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217443438788,"sku":"MD-179569591","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217443471556,"sku":"MD-179569598","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217443504324,"sku":"MD-179569548","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217443537092,"sku":"MD-179569555","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217443569860,"sku":"MD-179569562","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217443602628,"sku":"MD-179569569","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217443635396,"sku":"MD-179569576","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217443668164,"sku":"MD-179569583","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217443700932,"sku":"MD-179569590","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217443733700,"sku":"MD-179569597","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217443766468,"sku":"MD-179569547","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217443799236,"sku":"MD-179569554","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217443832004,"sku":"MD-179569561","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217443864772,"sku":"MD-179569568","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217443897540,"sku":"MD-179569575","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217443930308,"sku":"MD-179569582","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217443963076,"sku":"MD-179569589","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217443995844,"sku":"MD-179569596","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217444028612,"sku":"MD-179569550","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217444061380,"sku":"MD-179569557","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217444094148,"sku":"MD-179569564","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217444126916,"sku":"MD-179569571","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217444159684,"sku":"MD-179569578","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217444192452,"sku":"MD-179569585","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217444225220,"sku":"MD-179569592","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217444257988,"sku":"MD-179569599","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217444290756,"sku":"MD-179569544","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217444323524,"sku":"MD-179569551","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217444356292,"sku":"MD-179569558","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217444389060,"sku":"MD-179569565","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217444421828,"sku":"MD-179569572","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217444454596,"sku":"MD-179569579","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217444487364,"sku":"MD-179569586","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217444520132,"sku":"MD-179569593","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217444552900,"sku":"MD-179569545","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217444585668,"sku":"MD-179569552","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217444618436,"sku":"MD-179569559","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217444651204,"sku":"MD-179569566","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217444683972,"sku":"MD-179569573","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217444716740,"sku":"MD-179569580","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217444749508,"sku":"MD-179569587","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217444782276,"sku":"MD-179569594","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217444815044,"sku":"MD-179569546","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217444847812,"sku":"MD-179569553","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217444880580,"sku":"MD-179569560","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217444913348,"sku":"MD-179569567","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217444946116,"sku":"MD-179569574","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217444978884,"sku":"MD-179569581","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217445011652,"sku":"MD-179569588","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217445044420,"sku":"MD-179569595","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/146c9d37-65b4-4100-b8dd-ea263bcbe93a_00d86cb8-7dd7-46f7-b238-ff68e948e821.jpg?v=1794092366"},{"product_id":"hold-this-bear-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503431","title":"Hold This Bear ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold This Bear ~ nobody refuses the handoff\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is no explanation offered. Something gets pressed into your hand, and the owner is already walking toward whatever he just decided to do. You hold it, and that is your whole job now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandoff Moment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made without eye contact, with full commitment, and with no plan for getting it back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGiven By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The big friend who never explains, never asks, and always comes back with a story.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCarries To:\u003c\/strong\u003e Camp, the cabin, the back country, and any bar on the edge of the woods.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217445142724,"sku":"MD-179569717","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217445175492,"sku":"MD-179569724","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217445208260,"sku":"MD-179569731","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217445241028,"sku":"MD-179569738","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217445273796,"sku":"MD-179569745","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217445306564,"sku":"MD-179569752","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217445339332,"sku":"MD-179569759","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217445372100,"sku":"MD-179569766","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217445404868,"sku":"MD-179569716","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217445437636,"sku":"MD-179569723","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217445470404,"sku":"MD-179569730","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217445503172,"sku":"MD-179569737","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217445535940,"sku":"MD-179569744","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217445568708,"sku":"MD-179569751","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217445601476,"sku":"MD-179569758","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217445634244,"sku":"MD-179569765","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217445667012,"sku":"MD-179569715","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217445699780,"sku":"MD-179569722","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217445732548,"sku":"MD-179569729","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217445765316,"sku":"MD-179569736","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217445798084,"sku":"MD-179569743","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217445830852,"sku":"MD-179569750","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217445863620,"sku":"MD-179569757","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217445896388,"sku":"MD-179569764","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217445929156,"sku":"MD-179569718","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217445961924,"sku":"MD-179569725","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217445994692,"sku":"MD-179569732","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217446027460,"sku":"MD-179569739","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217446060228,"sku":"MD-179569746","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217446092996,"sku":"MD-179569753","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217446125764,"sku":"MD-179569760","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217446158532,"sku":"MD-179569767","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217446191300,"sku":"MD-179569712","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217446224068,"sku":"MD-179569719","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217446256836,"sku":"MD-179569726","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217446289604,"sku":"MD-179569733","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217446322372,"sku":"MD-179569740","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217446355140,"sku":"MD-179569747","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217446387908,"sku":"MD-179569754","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217446420676,"sku":"MD-179569761","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217446453444,"sku":"MD-179569713","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217446486212,"sku":"MD-179569720","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217446518980,"sku":"MD-179569727","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217446551748,"sku":"MD-179569734","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217446584516,"sku":"MD-179569741","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217446617284,"sku":"MD-179569748","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217446650052,"sku":"MD-179569755","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217446682820,"sku":"MD-179569762","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217446715588,"sku":"MD-179569714","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217446748356,"sku":"MD-179569721","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217446781124,"sku":"MD-179569728","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217446813892,"sku":"MD-179569735","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217446846660,"sku":"MD-179569742","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217446879428,"sku":"MD-179569749","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217446912196,"sku":"MD-179569756","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217446944964,"sku":"MD-179569763","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/1e0dd94a-d967-43b3-a7bc-fc4a2b7ad3b9_abcdf88a-5067-4497-b2df-1169d64ed4b4.jpg?v=1794092372"},{"product_id":"bad-ideas-club-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503433","title":"Bad Ideas Club ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBad Ideas Club ~ meetings on the water, minutes never kept\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is no application. You show up with something fast, something cold, and a plan with holes in it, and you are in. The club has never had a good idea and has never once had a dull afternoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInitiation:\u003c\/strong\u003e Takes place the moment somebody says I bet I can and the lake goes quiet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresident for Life:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy who rents the fast thing, skips the briefing, and waves at the dock on the way out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChapter Houses:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lake cabins, sandbars, and every dock with a cooler and an audience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217448911044,"sku":"MD-179569829","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217448943812,"sku":"MD-179569836","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217448976580,"sku":"MD-179569843","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217449009348,"sku":"MD-179569850","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217449042116,"sku":"MD-179569857","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217449074884,"sku":"MD-179569864","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217449107652,"sku":"MD-179569871","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217449140420,"sku":"MD-179569878","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217449173188,"sku":"MD-179569828","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217449205956,"sku":"MD-179569835","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217449238724,"sku":"MD-179569842","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217449271492,"sku":"MD-179569849","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217449304260,"sku":"MD-179569856","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217449337028,"sku":"MD-179569863","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217449369796,"sku":"MD-179569870","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217449402564,"sku":"MD-179569877","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217449435332,"sku":"MD-179569827","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217449468100,"sku":"MD-179569834","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217449500868,"sku":"MD-179569841","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217449533636,"sku":"MD-179569848","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217449566404,"sku":"MD-179569855","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217449599172,"sku":"MD-179569862","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217449631940,"sku":"MD-179569869","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217449664708,"sku":"MD-179569876","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217449697476,"sku":"MD-179569830","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217449730244,"sku":"MD-179569837","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217449763012,"sku":"MD-179569844","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217449795780,"sku":"MD-179569851","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217449828548,"sku":"MD-179569858","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217449861316,"sku":"MD-179569865","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217449894084,"sku":"MD-179569872","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217449926852,"sku":"MD-179569879","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217449959620,"sku":"MD-179569824","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217449992388,"sku":"MD-179569831","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217450025156,"sku":"MD-179569838","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217450057924,"sku":"MD-179569845","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217450090692,"sku":"MD-179569852","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217450123460,"sku":"MD-179569859","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217450156228,"sku":"MD-179569866","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217450188996,"sku":"MD-179569873","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217450221764,"sku":"MD-179569825","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217450254532,"sku":"MD-179569832","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217450287300,"sku":"MD-179569839","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217450320068,"sku":"MD-179569846","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217450352836,"sku":"MD-179569853","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217450385604,"sku":"MD-179569860","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217450418372,"sku":"MD-179569867","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217450451140,"sku":"MD-179569874","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217450483908,"sku":"MD-179569826","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217450516676,"sku":"MD-179569833","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217450549444,"sku":"MD-179569840","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217450582212,"sku":"MD-179569847","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217450614980,"sku":"MD-179569854","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217450647748,"sku":"MD-179569861","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217450680516,"sku":"MD-179569868","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217450713284,"sku":"MD-179569875","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/b65bdad8-39a6-41b3-8c65-e7d69a9bec43_e59097ab-777a-4346-8c24-c7035ddc23c7.jpg?v=1794092374"},{"product_id":"i-saw-it-on-tv-once-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503432","title":"I Saw It on TV Once ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Saw It on TV Once ~ a complete education\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe training was a half hour show and a commercial break. That is plenty. The setup is ready, the key is turned, and the only thing between him and glory is the part of the show he missed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCredentials Earned:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sometime last Tuesday, on the couch, with the volume down.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Learned It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who believes anything on a screen counts as a certification.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttempted At:\u003c\/strong\u003e The backyard, the garage, and every open field that looked like a good idea on television.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217452646596,"sku":"MD-179569773","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217452679364,"sku":"MD-179569780","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217452712132,"sku":"MD-179569787","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217452744900,"sku":"MD-179569794","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217452777668,"sku":"MD-179569801","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217452810436,"sku":"MD-179569808","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217452843204,"sku":"MD-179569815","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217452875972,"sku":"MD-179569822","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217452908740,"sku":"MD-179569772","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217452941508,"sku":"MD-179569779","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217452974276,"sku":"MD-179569786","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217453007044,"sku":"MD-179569793","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217453039812,"sku":"MD-179569800","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217453072580,"sku":"MD-179569807","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217453105348,"sku":"MD-179569814","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217453138116,"sku":"MD-179569821","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217453170884,"sku":"MD-179569771","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217453203652,"sku":"MD-179569778","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217453236420,"sku":"MD-179569785","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217453269188,"sku":"MD-179569792","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217453301956,"sku":"MD-179569799","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217453334724,"sku":"MD-179569806","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217453367492,"sku":"MD-179569813","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217453400260,"sku":"MD-179569820","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217453433028,"sku":"MD-179569774","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217453465796,"sku":"MD-179569781","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217453498564,"sku":"MD-179569788","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217453531332,"sku":"MD-179569795","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217453564100,"sku":"MD-179569802","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217453596868,"sku":"MD-179569809","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217453629636,"sku":"MD-179569816","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217453662404,"sku":"MD-179569823","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217453695172,"sku":"MD-179569768","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217453727940,"sku":"MD-179569775","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217453760708,"sku":"MD-179569782","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217453793476,"sku":"MD-179569789","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217453826244,"sku":"MD-179569796","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217453859012,"sku":"MD-179569803","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217453891780,"sku":"MD-179569810","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217453924548,"sku":"MD-179569817","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217453957316,"sku":"MD-179569769","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217453990084,"sku":"MD-179569776","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217454022852,"sku":"MD-179569783","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217454055620,"sku":"MD-179569790","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217454088388,"sku":"MD-179569797","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217454121156,"sku":"MD-179569804","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217454153924,"sku":"MD-179569811","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217454186692,"sku":"MD-179569818","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217454219460,"sku":"MD-179569770","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217454252228,"sku":"MD-179569777","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217454284996,"sku":"MD-179569784","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217454317764,"sku":"MD-179569791","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217454350532,"sku":"MD-179569798","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217454383300,"sku":"MD-179569805","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217454416068,"sku":"MD-179569812","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217454448836,"sku":"MD-179569819","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/dae14176-c03d-4c88-b482-58223be52543_873f0a8b-c83d-43fd-b83a-f387ea668243.jpg?v=1794092372"},{"product_id":"its-i-can-not-i-shouldnt-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503429","title":"It's I Can Not I Shouldn't ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's I Can Not I Shouldn't ~ grammar lesson from the garage\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShould was never part of the question. Can is the only word he hears, and the answer is always yes. The engine is already running before the sentence is finished, and somebody is already backing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCorrected When:\u003c\/strong\u003e Someone asks if he should, and he fixes their wording before he fixes anything else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grammarian:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who treats every warning as a question of ability, never of wisdom.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCorrected At:\u003c\/strong\u003e The garage, the lake, and every store that sells something that needs assembly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217454481604,"sku":"MD-179569605","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217454514372,"sku":"MD-179569612","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217454547140,"sku":"MD-179569619","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217454579908,"sku":"MD-179569626","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217454612676,"sku":"MD-179569633","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217454645444,"sku":"MD-179569640","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217454678212,"sku":"MD-179569647","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217454710980,"sku":"MD-179569654","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217454743748,"sku":"MD-179569604","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217454776516,"sku":"MD-179569611","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217454809284,"sku":"MD-179569618","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217454842052,"sku":"MD-179569625","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217454874820,"sku":"MD-179569632","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217454907588,"sku":"MD-179569639","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217454940356,"sku":"MD-179569646","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217454973124,"sku":"MD-179569653","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217455005892,"sku":"MD-179569603","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217455038660,"sku":"MD-179569610","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217455071428,"sku":"MD-179569617","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217455104196,"sku":"MD-179569624","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217455136964,"sku":"MD-179569631","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217455169732,"sku":"MD-179569638","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217455202500,"sku":"MD-179569645","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217455235268,"sku":"MD-179569652","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217455268036,"sku":"MD-179569606","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217455300804,"sku":"MD-179569613","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217455333572,"sku":"MD-179569620","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217455366340,"sku":"MD-179569627","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217455399108,"sku":"MD-179569634","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217455431876,"sku":"MD-179569641","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217455464644,"sku":"MD-179569648","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217455497412,"sku":"MD-179569655","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217455530180,"sku":"MD-179569600","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217455562948,"sku":"MD-179569607","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217455595716,"sku":"MD-179569614","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217455628484,"sku":"MD-179569621","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217455661252,"sku":"MD-179569628","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217455694020,"sku":"MD-179569635","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217455726788,"sku":"MD-179569642","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217455759556,"sku":"MD-179569649","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217455792324,"sku":"MD-179569601","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217455825092,"sku":"MD-179569608","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217455857860,"sku":"MD-179569615","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217455890628,"sku":"MD-179569622","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217455923396,"sku":"MD-179569629","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217455956164,"sku":"MD-179569636","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217455988932,"sku":"MD-179569643","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217456021700,"sku":"MD-179569650","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217456054468,"sku":"MD-179569602","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217456087236,"sku":"MD-179569609","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217456120004,"sku":"MD-179569616","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217456152772,"sku":"MD-179569623","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217456185540,"sku":"MD-179569630","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217456218308,"sku":"MD-179569637","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217456251076,"sku":"MD-179569644","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217456283844,"sku":"MD-179569651","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/744df36c-9c5e-4828-9252-0e252f0727ed_91e7a7a5-6842-4471-98a7-043bb33fc88e.jpg?v=1794092366"},{"product_id":"i-didnt-break-it-i-improved-it-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503421","title":"I Didn't Break It I Improved It ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Didn't Break It I Improved It ~ it has a feature now\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing he touches comes back the same. Sometimes it comes back better, sometimes it comes back louder, and once it came back with a part from a different machine entirely. He calls every one of those an upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew Noise:\u003c\/strong\u003e When the unfamiliar sound starts and he says that is supposed to happen.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eImproved By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who modifies anything with an engine and asks permission from no one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInstalled At:\u003c\/strong\u003e The garage, the shed, and the neighbor's driveway when he borrowed it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217456349380,"sku":"MD-179569157","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217456382148,"sku":"MD-179569164","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217456414916,"sku":"MD-179569171","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217456447684,"sku":"MD-179569178","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217456480452,"sku":"MD-179569185","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217456513220,"sku":"MD-179569192","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217456545988,"sku":"MD-179569199","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217456578756,"sku":"MD-179569206","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217456611524,"sku":"MD-179569156","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217456644292,"sku":"MD-179569163","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217456677060,"sku":"MD-179569170","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217456709828,"sku":"MD-179569177","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217456742596,"sku":"MD-179569184","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217456775364,"sku":"MD-179569191","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217456808132,"sku":"MD-179569198","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217456840900,"sku":"MD-179569205","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217456873668,"sku":"MD-179569155","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217456906436,"sku":"MD-179569162","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217456939204,"sku":"MD-179569169","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217456971972,"sku":"MD-179569176","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217457004740,"sku":"MD-179569183","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217457037508,"sku":"MD-179569190","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217457070276,"sku":"MD-179569197","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217457103044,"sku":"MD-179569204","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217457135812,"sku":"MD-179569158","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217457168580,"sku":"MD-179569165","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217457201348,"sku":"MD-179569172","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217457234116,"sku":"MD-179569179","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217457266884,"sku":"MD-179569186","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217457299652,"sku":"MD-179569193","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217457332420,"sku":"MD-179569200","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217457365188,"sku":"MD-179569207","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217457397956,"sku":"MD-179569152","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217457430724,"sku":"MD-179569159","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217457463492,"sku":"MD-179569166","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217457496260,"sku":"MD-179569173","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217457529028,"sku":"MD-179569180","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217457561796,"sku":"MD-179569187","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217457594564,"sku":"MD-179569194","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217457627332,"sku":"MD-179569201","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217457660100,"sku":"MD-179569153","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217457692868,"sku":"MD-179569160","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217457725636,"sku":"MD-179569167","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217457758404,"sku":"MD-179569174","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217457791172,"sku":"MD-179569181","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217457823940,"sku":"MD-179569188","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217457856708,"sku":"MD-179569195","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217457889476,"sku":"MD-179569202","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217457922244,"sku":"MD-179569154","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217457955012,"sku":"MD-179569161","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217457987780,"sku":"MD-179569168","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217458020548,"sku":"MD-179569175","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217458053316,"sku":"MD-179569182","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217458086084,"sku":"MD-179569189","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217458118852,"sku":"MD-179569196","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217458151620,"sku":"MD-179569203","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/17ede648-7b07-492a-a0dd-9b896a8fea28_66a6bcf0-eecd-4f69-8367-7ab94d0908c6.jpg?v=1794092352"},{"product_id":"hold-my-mug-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503436","title":"Hold My Mug ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Mug ~ the sentence finishes itself\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo words are all he gets out. Everyone within earshot already knows the rest, and they are already reaching for their phones. The handoff happens, the hands are free, and the afternoon changes direction.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoment:\u003c\/strong\u003e Handing off a full pour because both hands are suddenly needed for something that was not on the list.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Starts It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who never finishes the phrase because he is already moving toward the problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNatural Habitat:\u003c\/strong\u003e The backyard brew session, the cabin kitchen, and any bar with a pool table and a bad idea.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217460150468,"sku":"MD-179569997","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217460183236,"sku":"MD-179570004","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217460216004,"sku":"MD-179570011","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217460248772,"sku":"MD-179570018","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217460281540,"sku":"MD-179570025","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217460314308,"sku":"MD-179570032","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217460347076,"sku":"MD-179570039","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217460379844,"sku":"MD-179570046","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217460412612,"sku":"MD-179569996","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217460445380,"sku":"MD-179570003","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217460478148,"sku":"MD-179570010","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217460510916,"sku":"MD-179570017","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217460543684,"sku":"MD-179570024","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217460576452,"sku":"MD-179570031","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217460609220,"sku":"MD-179570038","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217460641988,"sku":"MD-179570045","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217460674756,"sku":"MD-179569995","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217460707524,"sku":"MD-179570002","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217460740292,"sku":"MD-179570009","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217460773060,"sku":"MD-179570016","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217460805828,"sku":"MD-179570023","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217460838596,"sku":"MD-179570030","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217460871364,"sku":"MD-179570037","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217460904132,"sku":"MD-179570044","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217460936900,"sku":"MD-179569998","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217460969668,"sku":"MD-179570005","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217461002436,"sku":"MD-179570012","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217461035204,"sku":"MD-179570019","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217461067972,"sku":"MD-179570026","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217461100740,"sku":"MD-179570033","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217461133508,"sku":"MD-179570040","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217461166276,"sku":"MD-179570047","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217461199044,"sku":"MD-179569992","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217461231812,"sku":"MD-179569999","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217461264580,"sku":"MD-179570006","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217461297348,"sku":"MD-179570013","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217461330116,"sku":"MD-179570020","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217461362884,"sku":"MD-179570027","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217461395652,"sku":"MD-179570034","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217461428420,"sku":"MD-179570041","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217461461188,"sku":"MD-179569993","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217461493956,"sku":"MD-179570000","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217461526724,"sku":"MD-179570007","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217461559492,"sku":"MD-179570014","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217461592260,"sku":"MD-179570021","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217461625028,"sku":"MD-179570028","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217461657796,"sku":"MD-179570035","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217461690564,"sku":"MD-179570042","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217461723332,"sku":"MD-179569994","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217461756100,"sku":"MD-179570001","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217461788868,"sku":"MD-179570008","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217461821636,"sku":"MD-179570015","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217461854404,"sku":"MD-179570022","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217461887172,"sku":"MD-179570029","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217461919940,"sku":"MD-179570036","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217461952708,"sku":"MD-179570043","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/afbd1381-b637-478e-966a-836e44e34479_ceff09ff-3b8d-435e-94e5-12c9dcc6efb7.jpg?v=1794092380"},{"product_id":"the-plan-was-simple-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503437","title":"The Plan Was Simple ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Plan Was Simple ~ there was never a plan\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAsk him how it was supposed to go and watch the pause. There was a beer, a Saturday, and a general direction. Everything after that was improvised, including the part that worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoment of Truth:\u003c\/strong\u003e When someone asks where the instructions went and he points at his own head.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlanner in Chief:\u003c\/strong\u003e The uncle who shows up with the wrong tools and the right attitude every single time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRolls Out At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shed builds, boat launches, and anything that starts with we'll figure it out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217461985476,"sku":"MD-179570053","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462018244,"sku":"MD-179570060","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462051012,"sku":"MD-179570067","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462083780,"sku":"MD-179570074","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462116548,"sku":"MD-179570081","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462149316,"sku":"MD-179570088","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462182084,"sku":"MD-179570095","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217462214852,"sku":"MD-179570102","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217462247620,"sku":"MD-179570052","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462280388,"sku":"MD-179570059","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462313156,"sku":"MD-179570066","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462345924,"sku":"MD-179570073","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462378692,"sku":"MD-179570080","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462411460,"sku":"MD-179570087","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462444228,"sku":"MD-179570094","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217462476996,"sku":"MD-179570101","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217462509764,"sku":"MD-179570051","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462542532,"sku":"MD-179570058","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462575300,"sku":"MD-179570065","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462608068,"sku":"MD-179570072","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462640836,"sku":"MD-179570079","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462673604,"sku":"MD-179570086","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462706372,"sku":"MD-179570093","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217462739140,"sku":"MD-179570100","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217462771908,"sku":"MD-179570054","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462804676,"sku":"MD-179570061","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462837444,"sku":"MD-179570068","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462870212,"sku":"MD-179570075","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462902980,"sku":"MD-179570082","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462935748,"sku":"MD-179570089","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462968516,"sku":"MD-179570096","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463001284,"sku":"MD-179570103","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217463034052,"sku":"MD-179570048","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217463066820,"sku":"MD-179570055","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217463099588,"sku":"MD-179570062","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217463132356,"sku":"MD-179570069","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217463165124,"sku":"MD-179570076","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217463197892,"sku":"MD-179570083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217463230660,"sku":"MD-179570090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463263428,"sku":"MD-179570097","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217463296196,"sku":"MD-179570049","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217463328964,"sku":"MD-179570056","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217463361732,"sku":"MD-179570063","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217463394500,"sku":"MD-179570070","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217463427268,"sku":"MD-179570077","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217463460036,"sku":"MD-179570084","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217463492804,"sku":"MD-179570091","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463525572,"sku":"MD-179570098","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217463558340,"sku":"MD-179570050","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217463591108,"sku":"MD-179570057","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217463623876,"sku":"MD-179570064","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217463656644,"sku":"MD-179570071","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217463689412,"sku":"MD-179570078","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217463722180,"sku":"MD-179570085","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217463754948,"sku":"MD-179570092","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463787716,"sku":"MD-179570099","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/bd6b78c7-cb7c-4be1-b9cc-1c80f19fa4a9_4d06abb7-e696-4de8-a8ac-05b9a9d1331f.jpg?v=1794092380"},{"product_id":"courage-now-in-cans-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503438","title":"Courage Now in Cans ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCourage Now in Cans ~ chilled, shelf stable, slightly misleading\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBravery used to take years to build. Now it takes about twelve ounces and a quiet afternoon. He opens one, looks at the job, and the job looks smaller, which is the whole product promise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOpen Before:\u003c\/strong\u003e Climbing anything, towing anything, or telling the group what he thinks he can do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRegular Customer:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who buys courage by the case and is always a little short on skill.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest Served At:\u003c\/strong\u003e The driveway, the firepit, and whatever dock somebody just dared him off of.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217463886020,"sku":"MD-179570109","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217463918788,"sku":"MD-179570116","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217463951556,"sku":"MD-179570123","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217463984324,"sku":"MD-179570130","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217464017092,"sku":"MD-179570137","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217464049860,"sku":"MD-179570144","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217464082628,"sku":"MD-179570151","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217464115396,"sku":"MD-179570158","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217464148164,"sku":"MD-179570108","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217464180932,"sku":"MD-179570115","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217464213700,"sku":"MD-179570122","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217464246468,"sku":"MD-179570129","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217464279236,"sku":"MD-179570136","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217464312004,"sku":"MD-179570143","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217464344772,"sku":"MD-179570150","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217464377540,"sku":"MD-179570157","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217464410308,"sku":"MD-179570107","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217464443076,"sku":"MD-179570114","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217464475844,"sku":"MD-179570121","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217464508612,"sku":"MD-179570128","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217464541380,"sku":"MD-179570135","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217464574148,"sku":"MD-179570142","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217464606916,"sku":"MD-179570149","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217464639684,"sku":"MD-179570156","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217464672452,"sku":"MD-179570110","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217464705220,"sku":"MD-179570117","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217464737988,"sku":"MD-179570124","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217464770756,"sku":"MD-179570131","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217464803524,"sku":"MD-179570138","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217464836292,"sku":"MD-179570145","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217464869060,"sku":"MD-179570152","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217464901828,"sku":"MD-179570159","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217464934596,"sku":"MD-179570104","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217464967364,"sku":"MD-179570111","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217465000132,"sku":"MD-179570118","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217465032900,"sku":"MD-179570125","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217465065668,"sku":"MD-179570132","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217465098436,"sku":"MD-179570139","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217465131204,"sku":"MD-179570146","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217465163972,"sku":"MD-179570153","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217465196740,"sku":"MD-179570105","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217465229508,"sku":"MD-179570112","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217465262276,"sku":"MD-179570119","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217465295044,"sku":"MD-179570126","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217465327812,"sku":"MD-179570133","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217465360580,"sku":"MD-179570140","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217465393348,"sku":"MD-179570147","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217465426116,"sku":"MD-179570154","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217465458884,"sku":"MD-179570106","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217465491652,"sku":"MD-179570113","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217465524420,"sku":"MD-179570120","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217465557188,"sku":"MD-179570127","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217465589956,"sku":"MD-179570134","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217465622724,"sku":"MD-179570141","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217465655492,"sku":"MD-179570148","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217465688260,"sku":"MD-179570155","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/22d5324c-6f14-4f4f-9452-241114a4f538_d0f351fb-285e-4a19-8f7b-37466222dcac.jpg?v=1794092381"},{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-and-get-the-camera-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503439","title":"Hold My Beer and Get the Camera ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Beer and Get the Camera ~ this one is going in the album\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHalf the plan is doing the thing. The other half is making sure it is recorded. He hands off the drink, points at the phone, and waits for the red light before anything moves, because nobody said he was not organized.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCue:\u003c\/strong\u003e The exact second he asks if it is recording, which is also the exact second it goes sideways.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStar of the Show:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy whose camera roll is ninety percent footage of himself attempting things.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eScreening Room:\u003c\/strong\u003e The tailgate, the cabin porch, and every holiday table afterward.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217465721028,"sku":"MD-179570165","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217465753796,"sku":"MD-179570172","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217465786564,"sku":"MD-179570179","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217465819332,"sku":"MD-179570186","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217465852100,"sku":"MD-179570193","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217465884868,"sku":"MD-179570200","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217465917636,"sku":"MD-179570207","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217465950404,"sku":"MD-179570214","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217465983172,"sku":"MD-179570164","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217466015940,"sku":"MD-179570171","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217466048708,"sku":"MD-179570178","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217466081476,"sku":"MD-179570185","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217466114244,"sku":"MD-179570192","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217466147012,"sku":"MD-179570199","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217466179780,"sku":"MD-179570206","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217466212548,"sku":"MD-179570213","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217466245316,"sku":"MD-179570163","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217466278084,"sku":"MD-179570170","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217466310852,"sku":"MD-179570177","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217466343620,"sku":"MD-179570184","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217466376388,"sku":"MD-179570191","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217466409156,"sku":"MD-179570198","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217466441924,"sku":"MD-179570205","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217466474692,"sku":"MD-179570212","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217466507460,"sku":"MD-179570166","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217466540228,"sku":"MD-179570173","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217466572996,"sku":"MD-179570180","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217466605764,"sku":"MD-179570187","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217466638532,"sku":"MD-179570194","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217466671300,"sku":"MD-179570201","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217466704068,"sku":"MD-179570208","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217466736836,"sku":"MD-179570215","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217466769604,"sku":"MD-179570160","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217466802372,"sku":"MD-179570167","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217466835140,"sku":"MD-179570174","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217466867908,"sku":"MD-179570181","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217466900676,"sku":"MD-179570188","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217466933444,"sku":"MD-179570195","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217466966212,"sku":"MD-179570202","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217466998980,"sku":"MD-179570209","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217467031748,"sku":"MD-179570161","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217467064516,"sku":"MD-179570168","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217467097284,"sku":"MD-179570175","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217467130052,"sku":"MD-179570182","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217467162820,"sku":"MD-179570189","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217467195588,"sku":"MD-179570196","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217467228356,"sku":"MD-179570203","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217467261124,"sku":"MD-179570210","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217467293892,"sku":"MD-179570162","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217467326660,"sku":"MD-179570169","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217467359428,"sku":"MD-179570176","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217467392196,"sku":"MD-179570183","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217467424964,"sku":"MD-179570190","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217467457732,"sku":"MD-179570197","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217467490500,"sku":"MD-179570204","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217467523268,"sku":"MD-179570211","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/82c1ddaa-0871-42dd-9c9b-530c29f60ffc_273553ae-0944-4ab7-8d85-cf4e5f18f691.jpg?v=1794092385"},{"product_id":"itll-buff-out-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503440","title":"It'll Buff Out ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt'll Buff Out ~ said about things that will not buff out\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe scrape is deep, the dent is deeper, and his first words were not an apology. They were a forecast. Give him a rag and a weekend and he will make it look exactly the same as it does now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSaid After:\u003c\/strong\u003e The crunch in the driveway, followed by a long look and a shrug.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSaid By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who has never once taken a vehicle to a body shop and has the fenders to prove it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParks At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Parking lots, tight garages, and the mailbox that keeps jumping out at him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217467556036,"sku":"MD-179570221","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217467588804,"sku":"MD-179570228","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217467621572,"sku":"MD-179570235","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217467654340,"sku":"MD-179570242","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217467687108,"sku":"MD-179570249","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217467719876,"sku":"MD-179570256","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217467752644,"sku":"MD-179570263","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217467785412,"sku":"MD-179570270","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217467818180,"sku":"MD-179570220","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217467850948,"sku":"MD-179570227","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217467883716,"sku":"MD-179570234","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217467916484,"sku":"MD-179570241","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217467949252,"sku":"MD-179570248","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217467982020,"sku":"MD-179570255","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217468014788,"sku":"MD-179570262","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217468047556,"sku":"MD-179570269","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217468080324,"sku":"MD-179570219","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217468113092,"sku":"MD-179570226","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217468145860,"sku":"MD-179570233","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217468178628,"sku":"MD-179570240","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217468211396,"sku":"MD-179570247","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217468244164,"sku":"MD-179570254","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217468276932,"sku":"MD-179570261","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217468309700,"sku":"MD-179570268","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217468342468,"sku":"MD-179570222","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217468375236,"sku":"MD-179570229","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217468408004,"sku":"MD-179570236","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217468440772,"sku":"MD-179570243","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217468473540,"sku":"MD-179570250","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217468506308,"sku":"MD-179570257","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217468539076,"sku":"MD-179570264","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217468571844,"sku":"MD-179570271","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217468604612,"sku":"MD-179570216","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217468637380,"sku":"MD-179570223","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217468670148,"sku":"MD-179570230","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217468702916,"sku":"MD-179570237","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217468735684,"sku":"MD-179570244","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217468768452,"sku":"MD-179570251","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217468801220,"sku":"MD-179570258","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217468833988,"sku":"MD-179570265","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217468866756,"sku":"MD-179570217","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217468899524,"sku":"MD-179570224","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217468932292,"sku":"MD-179570231","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217468965060,"sku":"MD-179570238","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217468997828,"sku":"MD-179570245","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217469030596,"sku":"MD-179570252","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217469063364,"sku":"MD-179570259","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217469096132,"sku":"MD-179570266","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217469128900,"sku":"MD-179570218","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217469161668,"sku":"MD-179570225","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217469194436,"sku":"MD-179570232","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217469227204,"sku":"MD-179570239","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217469259972,"sku":"MD-179570246","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217469292740,"sku":"MD-179570253","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217469325508,"sku":"MD-179570260","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217469358276,"sku":"MD-179570267","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/0759853e-7ab2-4834-8868-332cbced1569_1dc961e1-8072-4963-aab5-5bab475a7a47.jpg?v=1794092386"},{"product_id":"i-probably-shouldnt-but-watch-this-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503443","title":"I Probably Shouldn't But Watch This ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Probably Shouldn't But Watch This ~ the probably did all the thinking\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe weighed it. For about a second. The probably was the full risk assessment, and watch this was the approval, so everybody else backs up two steps and gets their phones out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSaid Just Before:\u003c\/strong\u003e The bottle rocket, the wheelie, the leap from the dock, or anything else that needs a witness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Speaker:\u003c\/strong\u003e The brother who considers a warning the first half of a dare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLives At:\u003c\/strong\u003e The bonfire, the boat ramp, and the backyard on any holiday with fireworks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217469554884,"sku":"MD-179570382","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217469587652,"sku":"MD-179570396","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217469620420,"sku":"MD-179570403","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217469653188,"sku":"MD-179570410","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217469685956,"sku":"MD-179570417","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217469718724,"sku":"MD-179570424","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217469751492,"sku":"MD-179570431","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217469784260,"sku":"MD-179570438","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217469817028,"sku":"MD-179570379","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217469849796,"sku":"MD-179570395","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217469882564,"sku":"MD-179570402","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217469915332,"sku":"MD-179570409","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217469948100,"sku":"MD-179570416","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217469980868,"sku":"MD-179570423","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217470013636,"sku":"MD-179570430","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217470046404,"sku":"MD-179570437","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217470079172,"sku":"MD-179570377","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217470111940,"sku":"MD-179570393","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217470144708,"sku":"MD-179570401","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217470177476,"sku":"MD-179570408","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217470210244,"sku":"MD-179570415","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217470243012,"sku":"MD-179570422","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217470275780,"sku":"MD-179570429","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217470308548,"sku":"MD-179570436","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217470341316,"sku":"MD-179570385","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217470374084,"sku":"MD-179570397","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217470406852,"sku":"MD-179570404","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217470439620,"sku":"MD-179570411","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217470472388,"sku":"MD-179570418","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217470505156,"sku":"MD-179570425","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217470537924,"sku":"MD-179570432","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217470570692,"sku":"MD-179570439","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217470603460,"sku":"MD-179570364","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217470636228,"sku":"MD-179570387","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217470668996,"sku":"MD-179570398","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217470701764,"sku":"MD-179570405","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217470734532,"sku":"MD-179570412","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217470767300,"sku":"MD-179570419","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217470800068,"sku":"MD-179570426","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217470832836,"sku":"MD-179570433","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217470865604,"sku":"MD-179570370","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217470898372,"sku":"MD-179570389","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217470931140,"sku":"MD-179570399","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217470963908,"sku":"MD-179570406","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217470996676,"sku":"MD-179570413","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217471029444,"sku":"MD-179570420","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217471062212,"sku":"MD-179570427","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217471094980,"sku":"MD-179570434","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217471127748,"sku":"MD-179570374","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217471160516,"sku":"MD-179570391","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217471193284,"sku":"MD-179570400","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217471226052,"sku":"MD-179570407","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217471258820,"sku":"MD-179570414","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217471291588,"sku":"MD-179570421","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217471324356,"sku":"MD-179570428","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217471357124,"sku":"MD-179570435","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/d0788684-ec69-443e-ac8b-a63adbe8c356_0fbad7e4-f000-4c00-9215-fb1644f150d9.jpg?v=1794092391"},{"product_id":"fix-a-bad-idea-with-a-second-bad-idea-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503442","title":"Fix a Bad Idea With a Second Bad Idea ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFix a Bad Idea With a Second Bad Idea ~ the math checks out to him\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first idea did not work. The second one is bigger. Nobody asked for a third, but it is already being discussed over the open hood, which is how all his best stories begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDecision Point:\u003c\/strong\u003e The moment the first attempt fails and he says okay, new plan, in a voice full of hope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Runs It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who has never once solved a problem by making it smaller.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeployed At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engine swaps, deck repairs, and every project that doubled its budget by lunch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217473224900,"sku":"MD-179570333","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217473257668,"sku":"MD-179570340","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217473290436,"sku":"MD-179570347","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217473323204,"sku":"MD-179570354","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217473355972,"sku":"MD-179570361","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217473388740,"sku":"MD-179570369","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217473421508,"sku":"MD-179570380","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217473454276,"sku":"MD-179570392","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217473487044,"sku":"MD-179570332","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217473519812,"sku":"MD-179570339","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217473552580,"sku":"MD-179570346","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217473585348,"sku":"MD-179570353","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217473618116,"sku":"MD-179570360","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217473650884,"sku":"MD-179570368","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217473683652,"sku":"MD-179570378","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217473716420,"sku":"MD-179570390","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217473749188,"sku":"MD-179570331","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217473781956,"sku":"MD-179570338","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217473814724,"sku":"MD-179570345","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217473847492,"sku":"MD-179570352","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217473880260,"sku":"MD-179570359","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217473913028,"sku":"MD-179570367","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217473945796,"sku":"MD-179570376","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217473978564,"sku":"MD-179570388","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474011332,"sku":"MD-179570334","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474044100,"sku":"MD-179570341","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474076868,"sku":"MD-179570348","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474109636,"sku":"MD-179570355","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474142404,"sku":"MD-179570362","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474175172,"sku":"MD-179570371","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474207940,"sku":"MD-179570381","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217474240708,"sku":"MD-179570394","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474273476,"sku":"MD-179570328","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474306244,"sku":"MD-179570335","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474339012,"sku":"MD-179570342","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474371780,"sku":"MD-179570349","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474404548,"sku":"MD-179570356","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474437316,"sku":"MD-179570363","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474470084,"sku":"MD-179570372","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217474502852,"sku":"MD-179570383","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474535620,"sku":"MD-179570329","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474568388,"sku":"MD-179570336","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474601156,"sku":"MD-179570343","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474633924,"sku":"MD-179570350","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474666692,"sku":"MD-179570357","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474699460,"sku":"MD-179570365","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474732228,"sku":"MD-179570373","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217474764996,"sku":"MD-179570384","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474797764,"sku":"MD-179570330","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474830532,"sku":"MD-179570337","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474863300,"sku":"MD-179570344","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474896068,"sku":"MD-179570351","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474928836,"sku":"MD-179570358","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474961604,"sku":"MD-179570366","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474994372,"sku":"MD-179570375","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217475027140,"sku":"MD-179570386","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/cc4b7ae6-a73c-4ddf-bda2-237801c269bb_316ac456-fba9-4f8d-ad33-f8cfac21e2b5.jpg?v=1794092387"},{"product_id":"watch-this-said-the-beer-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503441","title":"Watch This Said the Beer ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWatch This Said the Beer ~ it does the talking after six\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe did not come up with the idea. The can did. Somewhere after the third one it started making suggestions, and he has always been polite enough to listen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTiming:\u003c\/strong\u003e Right after the sun goes down and right before anyone sensible speaks up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlames It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband who swears he was only following orders from a six pack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShows Up At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Garage nights, lake docks, and every backyard where the cooler does the planning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217471389892,"sku":"MD-179570277","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217471422660,"sku":"MD-179570284","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217471455428,"sku":"MD-179570291","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217471488196,"sku":"MD-179570298","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217471520964,"sku":"MD-179570305","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217471553732,"sku":"MD-179570312","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217471586500,"sku":"MD-179570319","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217471619268,"sku":"MD-179570326","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217471652036,"sku":"MD-179570276","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217471684804,"sku":"MD-179570283","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217471717572,"sku":"MD-179570290","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217471750340,"sku":"MD-179570297","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217471783108,"sku":"MD-179570304","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217471815876,"sku":"MD-179570311","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217471848644,"sku":"MD-179570318","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217471881412,"sku":"MD-179570325","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217471914180,"sku":"MD-179570275","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217471946948,"sku":"MD-179570282","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217471979716,"sku":"MD-179570289","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217472012484,"sku":"MD-179570296","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217472045252,"sku":"MD-179570303","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217472078020,"sku":"MD-179570310","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217472110788,"sku":"MD-179570317","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217472143556,"sku":"MD-179570324","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217472176324,"sku":"MD-179570278","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217472209092,"sku":"MD-179570285","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217472241860,"sku":"MD-179570292","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217472274628,"sku":"MD-179570299","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217472307396,"sku":"MD-179570306","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217472340164,"sku":"MD-179570313","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217472372932,"sku":"MD-179570320","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217472405700,"sku":"MD-179570327","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217472438468,"sku":"MD-179570272","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217472471236,"sku":"MD-179570279","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217472504004,"sku":"MD-179570286","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217472536772,"sku":"MD-179570293","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217472569540,"sku":"MD-179570300","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217472602308,"sku":"MD-179570307","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217472635076,"sku":"MD-179570314","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217472667844,"sku":"MD-179570321","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217472700612,"sku":"MD-179570273","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217472733380,"sku":"MD-179570280","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217472766148,"sku":"MD-179570287","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217472798916,"sku":"MD-179570294","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217472831684,"sku":"MD-179570301","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217472864452,"sku":"MD-179570308","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217472897220,"sku":"MD-179570315","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217472929988,"sku":"MD-179570322","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217472962756,"sku":"MD-179570274","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217472995524,"sku":"MD-179570281","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217473028292,"sku":"MD-179570288","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217473061060,"sku":"MD-179570295","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217473093828,"sku":"MD-179570302","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217473126596,"sku":"MD-179570309","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217473159364,"sku":"MD-179570316","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217473192132,"sku":"MD-179570323","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/6d850f5f-b839-4b58-8381-9b1f691a69e1_5cd940fd-e997-483a-9bbe-718646e0dce6.jpg?v=1794092386"},{"product_id":"im-a-electrician-plumber-roofer-ive-got-this-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503444","title":"I'm a Electrician Plumber Roofer I've Got This ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI'm a Electrician Plumber Roofer I've Got This ~ all three, none licensed\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe holds every trade at once and the certificate for none of them. The breaker, the drain, and the shingles have all met him. Some of them have recovered.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHired When:\u003c\/strong\u003e A quote comes in with a comma in it and he says I can do that for the cost of a case.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Tradesman:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your dad, who watched one video per trade and considers himself fully trained.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOn the Job:\u003c\/strong\u003e Up on the roof, under the sink, and in the breaker box, sometimes in the same afternoon.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217475059908,"sku":"MD-179570445","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217475092676,"sku":"MD-179570452","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217475125444,"sku":"MD-179570459","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217475158212,"sku":"MD-179570466","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217475190980,"sku":"MD-179570473","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217475223748,"sku":"MD-179570480","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217475256516,"sku":"MD-179570487","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217475289284,"sku":"MD-179570494","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217475322052,"sku":"MD-179570444","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217475354820,"sku":"MD-179570451","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217475387588,"sku":"MD-179570458","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217475420356,"sku":"MD-179570465","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217475453124,"sku":"MD-179570472","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217475485892,"sku":"MD-179570479","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217475518660,"sku":"MD-179570486","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217475551428,"sku":"MD-179570493","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217475584196,"sku":"MD-179570443","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217475616964,"sku":"MD-179570450","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217475649732,"sku":"MD-179570457","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217475682500,"sku":"MD-179570464","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217475715268,"sku":"MD-179570471","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217475748036,"sku":"MD-179570478","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217475780804,"sku":"MD-179570485","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217475813572,"sku":"MD-179570492","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217475846340,"sku":"MD-179570446","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217475879108,"sku":"MD-179570453","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217475911876,"sku":"MD-179570460","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217475944644,"sku":"MD-179570467","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217475977412,"sku":"MD-179570474","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217476010180,"sku":"MD-179570481","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217476042948,"sku":"MD-179570488","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217476075716,"sku":"MD-179570495","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217476108484,"sku":"MD-179570440","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217476141252,"sku":"MD-179570447","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217476174020,"sku":"MD-179570454","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217476206788,"sku":"MD-179570461","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217476239556,"sku":"MD-179570468","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217476272324,"sku":"MD-179570475","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217476305092,"sku":"MD-179570482","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217476337860,"sku":"MD-179570489","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217476370628,"sku":"MD-179570441","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217476403396,"sku":"MD-179570448","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217476436164,"sku":"MD-179570455","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217476468932,"sku":"MD-179570462","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217476501700,"sku":"MD-179570469","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217476534468,"sku":"MD-179570476","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217476567236,"sku":"MD-179570483","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217476600004,"sku":"MD-179570490","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217476632772,"sku":"MD-179570442","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217476665540,"sku":"MD-179570449","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217476698308,"sku":"MD-179570456","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217476731076,"sku":"MD-179570463","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217476763844,"sku":"MD-179570470","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217476796612,"sku":"MD-179570477","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217476829380,"sku":"MD-179570484","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217476862148,"sku":"MD-179570491","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/dca5bf2d-defb-4943-b4c5-3fe918952c1e_46536f46-4632-4d43-b0dc-382638895b6d.jpg?v=1794092392"},{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-definition-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503445","title":"Hold My Beer Definition ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Beer Definition ~ look it up, then step back\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery phrase has a meaning, and this one has a sound effect. It gets said quietly, almost politely, and then the yard changes. Whatever follows is either brilliant or memorable, and both are worth seeing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUsage Example:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken while handing a cold one sideways without looking, eyes already on the problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDefined By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who taught everyone what the phrase means by living it every single Saturday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePart of Speech:\u003c\/strong\u003e A verb in his house, a warning in yours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217476894916,"sku":"MD-179570501","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217476927684,"sku":"MD-179570508","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217476960452,"sku":"MD-179570515","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217476993220,"sku":"MD-179570522","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217477025988,"sku":"MD-179570529","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217477058756,"sku":"MD-179570536","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217477091524,"sku":"MD-179570543","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217477124292,"sku":"MD-179570550","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217477157060,"sku":"MD-179570500","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217477189828,"sku":"MD-179570507","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217477222596,"sku":"MD-179570514","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217477255364,"sku":"MD-179570521","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217477288132,"sku":"MD-179570528","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217477320900,"sku":"MD-179570535","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217477353668,"sku":"MD-179570542","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217477386436,"sku":"MD-179570549","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217477419204,"sku":"MD-179570499","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217477451972,"sku":"MD-179570506","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217477484740,"sku":"MD-179570513","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217477517508,"sku":"MD-179570520","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217477550276,"sku":"MD-179570527","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217477583044,"sku":"MD-179570534","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217477615812,"sku":"MD-179570541","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217477648580,"sku":"MD-179570548","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217477681348,"sku":"MD-179570502","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217477714116,"sku":"MD-179570509","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217477746884,"sku":"MD-179570516","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217477779652,"sku":"MD-179570523","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217477812420,"sku":"MD-179570530","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217477845188,"sku":"MD-179570537","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217477877956,"sku":"MD-179570544","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217477910724,"sku":"MD-179570551","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217477943492,"sku":"MD-179570496","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217477976260,"sku":"MD-179570503","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217478009028,"sku":"MD-179570510","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217478041796,"sku":"MD-179570517","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217478074564,"sku":"MD-179570524","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217478107332,"sku":"MD-179570531","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217478140100,"sku":"MD-179570538","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217478172868,"sku":"MD-179570545","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217478205636,"sku":"MD-179570497","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217478238404,"sku":"MD-179570504","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217478271172,"sku":"MD-179570511","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217478303940,"sku":"MD-179570518","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217478336708,"sku":"MD-179570525","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217478369476,"sku":"MD-179570532","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217478402244,"sku":"MD-179570539","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217478435012,"sku":"MD-179570546","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217478467780,"sku":"MD-179570498","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217478500548,"sku":"MD-179570505","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217478533316,"sku":"MD-179570512","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217478566084,"sku":"MD-179570519","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217478598852,"sku":"MD-179570526","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217478631620,"sku":"MD-179570533","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217478664388,"sku":"MD-179570540","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217478697156,"sku":"MD-179570547","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/02cdb2d7-24a6-4263-a212-6420f94b6301_3ca59f28-b189-4e49-be02-0dfa501149e9.jpg?v=1794092392"},{"product_id":"warning-confidence-exceeds-skill-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503448","title":"Warning Confidence Exceeds Skill ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWarning Confidence Exceeds Skill ~ posted for the safety of bystanders\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe warning is not for him. He has never read one in his life. It is for the rest of the yard, so they know to step back when he picks up anything with a cord.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePosted Before:\u003c\/strong\u003e Every project that begins with the words I watched a video and ends with a trip for more parts.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Earned It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad whose skill level is fine and whose confidence level is somewhere above the roof.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReads Best At:\u003c\/strong\u003e The job site in his own driveway, where the inspector is also the contractor and also the beer holder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217480663236,"sku":"MD-179570669","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217480696004,"sku":"MD-179570676","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217480728772,"sku":"MD-179570683","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217480761540,"sku":"MD-179570690","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217480794308,"sku":"MD-179570697","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217480827076,"sku":"MD-179570704","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217480859844,"sku":"MD-179570711","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217480892612,"sku":"MD-179570718","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217480925380,"sku":"MD-179570668","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217480958148,"sku":"MD-179570675","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217480990916,"sku":"MD-179570682","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217481023684,"sku":"MD-179570689","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217481056452,"sku":"MD-179570696","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217481089220,"sku":"MD-179570703","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217481121988,"sku":"MD-179570710","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217481154756,"sku":"MD-179570717","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217481187524,"sku":"MD-179570667","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217481220292,"sku":"MD-179570674","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217481253060,"sku":"MD-179570681","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217481285828,"sku":"MD-179570688","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217481318596,"sku":"MD-179570695","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217481351364,"sku":"MD-179570702","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217481384132,"sku":"MD-179570709","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217481416900,"sku":"MD-179570716","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217481449668,"sku":"MD-179570670","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217481482436,"sku":"MD-179570677","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217481515204,"sku":"MD-179570684","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217481547972,"sku":"MD-179570691","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217481580740,"sku":"MD-179570698","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217481613508,"sku":"MD-179570705","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217481646276,"sku":"MD-179570712","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217481679044,"sku":"MD-179570719","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217481711812,"sku":"MD-179570664","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217481744580,"sku":"MD-179570671","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217481777348,"sku":"MD-179570678","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217481810116,"sku":"MD-179570685","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217481842884,"sku":"MD-179570692","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217481875652,"sku":"MD-179570699","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217481908420,"sku":"MD-179570706","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217481941188,"sku":"MD-179570713","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217481973956,"sku":"MD-179570665","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217482006724,"sku":"MD-179570672","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217482039492,"sku":"MD-179570679","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217482072260,"sku":"MD-179570686","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217482105028,"sku":"MD-179570693","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217482137796,"sku":"MD-179570700","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217482170564,"sku":"MD-179570707","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217482203332,"sku":"MD-179570714","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217482236100,"sku":"MD-179570666","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217482268868,"sku":"MD-179570673","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217482301636,"sku":"MD-179570680","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217482334404,"sku":"MD-179570687","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217482367172,"sku":"MD-179570694","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217482399940,"sku":"MD-179570701","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217482432708,"sku":"MD-179570708","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217482465476,"sku":"MD-179570715","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/3b05d852-147a-4a27-ab66-24855db0bd3b_f5db5eb4-d4cb-45d2-9e38-6bef7c3841e8.jpg?v=1794092398"},{"product_id":"its-not-broken-its-a-story-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503449","title":"It's Not Broken It's a Story ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's Not Broken It's a Story ~ and it gets better every telling\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings in his life do not break. They graduate. Whatever folded, bent, or quit under him last weekend is now a chapter, and he tells it with a straight face and a full hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Moment:\u003c\/strong\u003e The quiet after the crack, when everyone looks at him and he says well, that happened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTold By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The guy who has never thrown anything away, because every broken thing is evidence he was there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStory Hour:\u003c\/strong\u003e The fire pit, the tailgate, and any bar stool with a captive audience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217482563780,"sku":"MD-179570725","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217482596548,"sku":"MD-179570732","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217482629316,"sku":"MD-179570739","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217482662084,"sku":"MD-179570746","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217482694852,"sku":"MD-179570753","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217482727620,"sku":"MD-179570760","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217482760388,"sku":"MD-179570767","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217482793156,"sku":"MD-179570774","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217482825924,"sku":"MD-179570724","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217482858692,"sku":"MD-179570731","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217482891460,"sku":"MD-179570738","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217482924228,"sku":"MD-179570745","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217482956996,"sku":"MD-179570752","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217482989764,"sku":"MD-179570759","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483022532,"sku":"MD-179570766","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483055300,"sku":"MD-179570773","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217483088068,"sku":"MD-179570723","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483120836,"sku":"MD-179570730","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483153604,"sku":"MD-179570737","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483186372,"sku":"MD-179570744","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217483219140,"sku":"MD-179570751","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217483251908,"sku":"MD-179570758","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483284676,"sku":"MD-179570765","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483317444,"sku":"MD-179570772","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217483350212,"sku":"MD-179570726","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483382980,"sku":"MD-179570733","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483415748,"sku":"MD-179570740","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483448516,"sku":"MD-179570747","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217483481284,"sku":"MD-179570754","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217483514052,"sku":"MD-179570761","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483546820,"sku":"MD-179570768","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483579588,"sku":"MD-179570775","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217483612356,"sku":"MD-179570720","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483645124,"sku":"MD-179570727","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483677892,"sku":"MD-179570734","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483710660,"sku":"MD-179570741","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217483743428,"sku":"MD-179570748","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217483776196,"sku":"MD-179570755","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483808964,"sku":"MD-179570762","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483841732,"sku":"MD-179570769","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217483874500,"sku":"MD-179570721","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483907268,"sku":"MD-179570728","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483940036,"sku":"MD-179570735","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483972804,"sku":"MD-179570742","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217484005572,"sku":"MD-179570749","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217484038340,"sku":"MD-179570756","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217484071108,"sku":"MD-179570763","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217484103876,"sku":"MD-179570770","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217484136644,"sku":"MD-179570722","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217484169412,"sku":"MD-179570729","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217484202180,"sku":"MD-179570736","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217484234948,"sku":"MD-179570743","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217484267716,"sku":"MD-179570750","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217484300484,"sku":"MD-179570757","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217484333252,"sku":"MD-179570764","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217484366020,"sku":"MD-179570771","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/415280bc-0606-426f-a61d-24673d2dc373_15da69b3-6f61-4746-8db1-258c5f166e81.jpg?v=1794092400"},{"product_id":"its-not-dangerous-if-youre-confident-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503452","title":"It's Not Dangerous If You're Confident ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's Not Dangerous If You're Confident ~ physics has not been consulted\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eConfidence is the only safety gear he brought. The ladder is on gravel, the extension cord is three cords long, and his wife has quietly moved the hose closer. He feels great about all of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSaid Right Before:\u003c\/strong\u003e Any job that starts with the word probably and a long look at the roofline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Says It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who treats a warning label as a personal challenge and the beer as a stabilizer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhere It Goes:\u003c\/strong\u003e The lake lot, the firewood pile, the half-built deck, anywhere the plan is bigger than the budget.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217490067652,"sku":"MD-179570893","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217490100420,"sku":"MD-179570900","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217490133188,"sku":"MD-179570907","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217490165956,"sku":"MD-179570914","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217490198724,"sku":"MD-179570921","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217490231492,"sku":"MD-179570928","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217490264260,"sku":"MD-179570935","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217490297028,"sku":"MD-179570942","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217490329796,"sku":"MD-179570892","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217490362564,"sku":"MD-179570899","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217490395332,"sku":"MD-179570906","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217490428100,"sku":"MD-179570913","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217490460868,"sku":"MD-179570920","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217490493636,"sku":"MD-179570927","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217490526404,"sku":"MD-179570934","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217490559172,"sku":"MD-179570941","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217490591940,"sku":"MD-179570891","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217490624708,"sku":"MD-179570898","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217490657476,"sku":"MD-179570905","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217490690244,"sku":"MD-179570912","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217490723012,"sku":"MD-179570919","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217490755780,"sku":"MD-179570926","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217490788548,"sku":"MD-179570933","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217490821316,"sku":"MD-179570940","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217490854084,"sku":"MD-179570894","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217490886852,"sku":"MD-179570901","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217490919620,"sku":"MD-179570908","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217490952388,"sku":"MD-179570915","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217490985156,"sku":"MD-179570922","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217491017924,"sku":"MD-179570929","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217491050692,"sku":"MD-179570936","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217491083460,"sku":"MD-179570943","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217491116228,"sku":"MD-179570888","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217491148996,"sku":"MD-179570895","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217491181764,"sku":"MD-179570902","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217491214532,"sku":"MD-179570909","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217491247300,"sku":"MD-179570916","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217491280068,"sku":"MD-179570923","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217491312836,"sku":"MD-179570930","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217491345604,"sku":"MD-179570937","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217491378372,"sku":"MD-179570889","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217491411140,"sku":"MD-179570896","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217491443908,"sku":"MD-179570903","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217491476676,"sku":"MD-179570910","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217491509444,"sku":"MD-179570917","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217491542212,"sku":"MD-179570924","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217491574980,"sku":"MD-179570931","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217491607748,"sku":"MD-179570938","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217491640516,"sku":"MD-179570890","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217491673284,"sku":"MD-179570897","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217491706052,"sku":"MD-179570904","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217491738820,"sku":"MD-179570911","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217491771588,"sku":"MD-179570918","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217491804356,"sku":"MD-179570925","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217491837124,"sku":"MD-179570932","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217491869892,"sku":"MD-179570939","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/34e0c236-ad14-421b-8027-c0f45d58a808_9e40f8f8-e5c8-486c-83b4-c7befbf7a5b4.jpg?v=1794092408"},{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-brain-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503453","title":"Hold My Beer Brain ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Beer Brain ~ every thought at once, none of them careful\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is a committee in his head and all six members agree. The instructions are wrong, the glasses are optional, and somebody did this once on the internet. The vote is unanimous before the beer is even set down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCommittee in Session:\u003c\/strong\u003e Convenes the moment the project looks ten percent harder than expected.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOwned By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy who narrates his own reasoning out loud so everyone can hear exactly where it went wrong.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFair Trade:\u003c\/strong\u003e It'll buff out is a promise he has made about cars, drywall, and once a boat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217491935428,"sku":"MD-179570949","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217491968196,"sku":"MD-179570956","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217492000964,"sku":"MD-179570963","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217492033732,"sku":"MD-179570970","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217492066500,"sku":"MD-179570977","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217492099268,"sku":"MD-179570984","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217492132036,"sku":"MD-179570991","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217492164804,"sku":"MD-179570998","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217492197572,"sku":"MD-179570948","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217492230340,"sku":"MD-179570955","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217492263108,"sku":"MD-179570962","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217492295876,"sku":"MD-179570969","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217492328644,"sku":"MD-179570976","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217492361412,"sku":"MD-179570983","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217492394180,"sku":"MD-179570990","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217492426948,"sku":"MD-179570997","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217492459716,"sku":"MD-179570947","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217492492484,"sku":"MD-179570954","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217492525252,"sku":"MD-179570961","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217492558020,"sku":"MD-179570968","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217492590788,"sku":"MD-179570975","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217492623556,"sku":"MD-179570982","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217492656324,"sku":"MD-179570989","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217492689092,"sku":"MD-179570996","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217492721860,"sku":"MD-179570950","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217492754628,"sku":"MD-179570957","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217492787396,"sku":"MD-179570964","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217492820164,"sku":"MD-179570971","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217492852932,"sku":"MD-179570978","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217492885700,"sku":"MD-179570985","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217492918468,"sku":"MD-179570992","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217492951236,"sku":"MD-179570999","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217492984004,"sku":"MD-179570944","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217493016772,"sku":"MD-179570951","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217493049540,"sku":"MD-179570958","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217493082308,"sku":"MD-179570965","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217493115076,"sku":"MD-179570972","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217493147844,"sku":"MD-179570979","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217493180612,"sku":"MD-179570986","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217493213380,"sku":"MD-179570993","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217493246148,"sku":"MD-179570945","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217493278916,"sku":"MD-179570952","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217493311684,"sku":"MD-179570959","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217493344452,"sku":"MD-179570966","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217493377220,"sku":"MD-179570973","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217493409988,"sku":"MD-179570980","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217493442756,"sku":"MD-179570987","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217493475524,"sku":"MD-179570994","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217493508292,"sku":"MD-179570946","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217493541060,"sku":"MD-179570953","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217493573828,"sku":"MD-179570960","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217493606596,"sku":"MD-179570967","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217493639364,"sku":"MD-179570974","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217493672132,"sku":"MD-179570981","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217493704900,"sku":"MD-179570988","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217493737668,"sku":"MD-179570995","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/9af9d556-c50f-4da5-b3a9-8fed0366c669_7d68546c-2a9f-42f0-b771-3912f665400a.jpg?v=1794092410"},{"product_id":"its-not-a-mistake-its-a-prototype-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503454","title":"It's Not a Mistake It's a Prototype ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's Not a Mistake It's a Prototype ~ version four is coming\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing he builds is wrong. It is early. Whatever sits crooked in the backyard is a test unit, and the test is going fine, because version three holds, mostly level, do not lean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Unveiling:\u003c\/strong\u003e When the family looks at the thing and he says give it a week before you judge it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLives It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad whose garage has more prototypes than finished products and a number painted on each.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGoes Along To:\u003c\/strong\u003e Backyard unveilings, the hardware store return desk, and any argument about what level means.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217493803204,"sku":"MD-179571005","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217493835972,"sku":"MD-179571012","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217493868740,"sku":"MD-179571019","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217493901508,"sku":"MD-179571026","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217493934276,"sku":"MD-179571033","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217493967044,"sku":"MD-179571040","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217493999812,"sku":"MD-179571047","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217494032580,"sku":"MD-179571054","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217494065348,"sku":"MD-179571004","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217494098116,"sku":"MD-179571011","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217494130884,"sku":"MD-179571018","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217494163652,"sku":"MD-179571025","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217494196420,"sku":"MD-179571032","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217494229188,"sku":"MD-179571039","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217494261956,"sku":"MD-179571046","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217494294724,"sku":"MD-179571053","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217494327492,"sku":"MD-179571003","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217494360260,"sku":"MD-179571010","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217494393028,"sku":"MD-179571017","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217494425796,"sku":"MD-179571024","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217494458564,"sku":"MD-179571031","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217494491332,"sku":"MD-179571038","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217494524100,"sku":"MD-179571045","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217494556868,"sku":"MD-179571052","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217494589636,"sku":"MD-179571006","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217494622404,"sku":"MD-179571013","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217494655172,"sku":"MD-179571020","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217494687940,"sku":"MD-179571027","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217494720708,"sku":"MD-179571034","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217494753476,"sku":"MD-179571041","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217494786244,"sku":"MD-179571048","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217494819012,"sku":"MD-179571055","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217494851780,"sku":"MD-179571000","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217494884548,"sku":"MD-179571007","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217494917316,"sku":"MD-179571014","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217494950084,"sku":"MD-179571021","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217494982852,"sku":"MD-179571028","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217495015620,"sku":"MD-179571035","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217495048388,"sku":"MD-179571042","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217495081156,"sku":"MD-179571049","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217495113924,"sku":"MD-179571001","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217495146692,"sku":"MD-179571008","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217495179460,"sku":"MD-179571015","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217495212228,"sku":"MD-179571022","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217495244996,"sku":"MD-179571029","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217495277764,"sku":"MD-179571036","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217495310532,"sku":"MD-179571043","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217495343300,"sku":"MD-179571050","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217495376068,"sku":"MD-179571002","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217495408836,"sku":"MD-179571009","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217495441604,"sku":"MD-179571016","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217495474372,"sku":"MD-179571023","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217495507140,"sku":"MD-179571030","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217495539908,"sku":"MD-179571037","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217495572676,"sku":"MD-179571044","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217495605444,"sku":"MD-179571051","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/9e6f3e3f-b131-4c82-afaa-3f0786741bee_30a67be3-fcfd-4c31-bf4d-742ab014a2fe.jpg?v=1794092413"},{"product_id":"superpower-backing-up-the-trailer-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503456","title":"Superpower Backing Up the Trailer ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSuperpower Backing Up the Trailer ~ one try, no shouting\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEveryone at the boat ramp stops to watch. Hands at six o'clock, mirror only, straight down the lane while the next truck jackknifes twice. He does not gloat. The crowd does it for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eKnown For:\u003c\/strong\u003e Threading a trailer into a spot the rest of the ramp gave up on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRight For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad whose wife still films it for the family group chat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAppearances:\u003c\/strong\u003e Boat launches, campgrounds and the side yard with four inches to spare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217495703748,"sku":"MD-179571117","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217495736516,"sku":"MD-179571124","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217495769284,"sku":"MD-179571131","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217495802052,"sku":"MD-179571138","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217495834820,"sku":"MD-179571145","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217495867588,"sku":"MD-179571152","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217495900356,"sku":"MD-179571159","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217495933124,"sku":"MD-179571166","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217495965892,"sku":"MD-179571116","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217495998660,"sku":"MD-179571123","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217496031428,"sku":"MD-179571130","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217496064196,"sku":"MD-179571137","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217496096964,"sku":"MD-179571144","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217496129732,"sku":"MD-179571151","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217496162500,"sku":"MD-179571158","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217496195268,"sku":"MD-179571165","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217496228036,"sku":"MD-179571115","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217496260804,"sku":"MD-179571122","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217496293572,"sku":"MD-179571129","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217496326340,"sku":"MD-179571136","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217496359108,"sku":"MD-179571143","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217496391876,"sku":"MD-179571150","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217496424644,"sku":"MD-179571157","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217496457412,"sku":"MD-179571164","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217496490180,"sku":"MD-179571118","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217496522948,"sku":"MD-179571125","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217496555716,"sku":"MD-179571132","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217496588484,"sku":"MD-179571139","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217496621252,"sku":"MD-179571146","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217496654020,"sku":"MD-179571153","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217496686788,"sku":"MD-179571160","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217496719556,"sku":"MD-179571167","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217496752324,"sku":"MD-179571112","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217496785092,"sku":"MD-179571119","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217496817860,"sku":"MD-179571126","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217496850628,"sku":"MD-179571133","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217496883396,"sku":"MD-179571140","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217496916164,"sku":"MD-179571147","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217496948932,"sku":"MD-179571154","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217496981700,"sku":"MD-179571161","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217497014468,"sku":"MD-179571113","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217497047236,"sku":"MD-179571120","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217497080004,"sku":"MD-179571127","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217497112772,"sku":"MD-179571134","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217497145540,"sku":"MD-179571141","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217497178308,"sku":"MD-179571148","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217497211076,"sku":"MD-179571155","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217497243844,"sku":"MD-179571162","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217497276612,"sku":"MD-179571114","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217497309380,"sku":"MD-179571121","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217497342148,"sku":"MD-179571128","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217497374916,"sku":"MD-179571135","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217497407684,"sku":"MD-179571142","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217497440452,"sku":"MD-179571149","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217497473220,"sku":"MD-179571156","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217497505988,"sku":"MD-179571163","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/822bede8-b8be-41f5-b99f-584e2bbff680_84edfc14-921e-4296-9011-592fab814907.jpg?v=1794092417"},{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-let-me-fix-this-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503455","title":"Hold My Beer Let Me Fix This ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Beer Let Me Fix This ~ the repair starts now, ready or not\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomething stopped working and he was within earshot. That is the whole qualification. The toolbox is open, the beer is handed to the nearest person, and the thing will be fixed, improved, or replaced by sundown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Trigger:\u003c\/strong\u003e A squeak, a flicker, or a drip, any of which he treats as a personal insult.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Needs This:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband who hears something is broken and answers from the other room before anyone finishes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFits the Night:\u003c\/strong\u003e Garage, kitchen, whatever cabinet door just came off in someone's hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217499406532,"sku":"MD-179571061","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217499439300,"sku":"MD-179571068","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217499472068,"sku":"MD-179571075","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217499504836,"sku":"MD-179571082","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217499537604,"sku":"MD-179571089","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217499570372,"sku":"MD-179571096","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217499603140,"sku":"MD-179571103","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217499635908,"sku":"MD-179571110","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217499668676,"sku":"MD-179571060","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217499701444,"sku":"MD-179571067","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217499734212,"sku":"MD-179571074","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217499766980,"sku":"MD-179571081","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217499799748,"sku":"MD-179571088","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217499832516,"sku":"MD-179571095","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217499865284,"sku":"MD-179571102","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217499898052,"sku":"MD-179571109","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217499930820,"sku":"MD-179571059","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217499963588,"sku":"MD-179571066","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217499996356,"sku":"MD-179571073","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217500029124,"sku":"MD-179571080","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217500061892,"sku":"MD-179571087","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217500094660,"sku":"MD-179571094","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217500127428,"sku":"MD-179571101","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217500160196,"sku":"MD-179571108","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217500192964,"sku":"MD-179571062","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217500225732,"sku":"MD-179571069","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217500258500,"sku":"MD-179571076","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217500291268,"sku":"MD-179571083","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217500324036,"sku":"MD-179571090","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217500356804,"sku":"MD-179571097","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217500389572,"sku":"MD-179571104","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217500422340,"sku":"MD-179571111","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217500455108,"sku":"MD-179571056","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217500487876,"sku":"MD-179571063","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217500520644,"sku":"MD-179571070","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217500553412,"sku":"MD-179571077","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217500586180,"sku":"MD-179571084","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217500618948,"sku":"MD-179571091","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217500651716,"sku":"MD-179571098","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217500684484,"sku":"MD-179571105","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217500717252,"sku":"MD-179571057","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217500750020,"sku":"MD-179571064","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217500782788,"sku":"MD-179571071","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217500815556,"sku":"MD-179571078","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217500848324,"sku":"MD-179571085","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217500881092,"sku":"MD-179571092","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217500913860,"sku":"MD-179571099","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217500946628,"sku":"MD-179571106","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217500979396,"sku":"MD-179571058","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217501012164,"sku":"MD-179571065","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217501044932,"sku":"MD-179571072","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217501077700,"sku":"MD-179571079","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217501110468,"sku":"MD-179571086","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217501143236,"sku":"MD-179571093","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217501176004,"sku":"MD-179571100","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217501208772,"sku":"MD-179571107","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/561e468c-ef71-44eb-b624-cef3f0b481c5_7bd2a35f-fe2c-488e-bcd7-6e5cb9e905ee.jpg?v=1794092416"},{"product_id":"relax-ive-got-this-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503457","title":"Relax I've Got This ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eRelax I've Got This ~ the second one was for steadiness\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo in is the sweet spot. Enough to stop reading the manual, not enough to stop climbing. The gate gets hung tonight whether the gate likes it or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Moment Before:\u003c\/strong\u003e Said to a worried spouse from the stepladder with a level in one hand and nothing in the other.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLives It Daily:\u003c\/strong\u003e The neighbor who announces the plan to the whole cul-de-sac before he has found the right drill bit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhy It Belongs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Because the gate did get hung, it swings a little uphill, and he calls that a feature.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217497571524,"sku":"MD-179571173","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217497604292,"sku":"MD-179571180","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217497637060,"sku":"MD-179571187","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217497669828,"sku":"MD-179571194","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217497702596,"sku":"MD-179571201","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217497735364,"sku":"MD-179571208","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217497768132,"sku":"MD-179571215","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217497800900,"sku":"MD-179571222","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217497833668,"sku":"MD-179571172","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217497866436,"sku":"MD-179571179","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217497899204,"sku":"MD-179571186","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217497931972,"sku":"MD-179571193","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217497964740,"sku":"MD-179571200","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217497997508,"sku":"MD-179571207","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217498030276,"sku":"MD-179571214","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217498063044,"sku":"MD-179571221","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217498095812,"sku":"MD-179571171","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217498128580,"sku":"MD-179571178","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217498161348,"sku":"MD-179571185","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217498194116,"sku":"MD-179571192","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217498226884,"sku":"MD-179571199","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217498259652,"sku":"MD-179571206","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217498292420,"sku":"MD-179571213","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217498325188,"sku":"MD-179571220","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217498357956,"sku":"MD-179571174","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217498390724,"sku":"MD-179571181","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217498423492,"sku":"MD-179571188","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217498456260,"sku":"MD-179571195","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217498489028,"sku":"MD-179571202","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217498521796,"sku":"MD-179571209","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217498554564,"sku":"MD-179571216","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217498587332,"sku":"MD-179571223","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217498620100,"sku":"MD-179571168","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217498652868,"sku":"MD-179571175","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217498685636,"sku":"MD-179571182","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217498718404,"sku":"MD-179571189","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217498751172,"sku":"MD-179571196","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217498783940,"sku":"MD-179571203","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217498816708,"sku":"MD-179571210","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217498849476,"sku":"MD-179571217","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217498882244,"sku":"MD-179571169","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217498915012,"sku":"MD-179571176","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217498947780,"sku":"MD-179571183","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217498980548,"sku":"MD-179571190","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217499013316,"sku":"MD-179571197","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217499046084,"sku":"MD-179571204","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217499078852,"sku":"MD-179571211","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217499111620,"sku":"MD-179571218","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217499144388,"sku":"MD-179571170","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217499177156,"sku":"MD-179571177","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217499209924,"sku":"MD-179571184","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217499242692,"sku":"MD-179571191","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217499275460,"sku":"MD-179571198","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217499308228,"sku":"MD-179571205","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217499340996,"sku":"MD-179571212","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217499373764,"sku":"MD-179571219","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/605aed40-8729-45aa-966f-605f1b3decfa_cdf3cf1f-077d-4857-b738-c7e3efdb056c.jpg?v=1794092420"},{"product_id":"i-need-a-bigger-hammer-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503458","title":"I Need a Bigger Hammer ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI Need a Bigger Hammer ~ the manual stays in the drawer\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eInstructions are a suggestion. Force is a tool. If the first swing does not seat it, the problem is not the method, it is the size of the hammer. He owns four and is shopping for a fifth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTroubleshooting Guide:\u003c\/strong\u003e Step one, hit it. Step two, get the bigger one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who has never opened a manual and never returned a tool.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSuccess Stories:\u003c\/strong\u003e The fence gate, the frozen bolt, and the mailbox that is now part of the ground.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217501241540,"sku":"MD-179571229","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217501274308,"sku":"MD-179571236","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217501307076,"sku":"MD-179571243","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217501339844,"sku":"MD-179571250","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217501372612,"sku":"MD-179571257","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217501405380,"sku":"MD-179571264","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217501438148,"sku":"MD-179571271","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217501470916,"sku":"MD-179571278","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217501503684,"sku":"MD-179571228","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217501536452,"sku":"MD-179571235","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217501569220,"sku":"MD-179571242","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217501601988,"sku":"MD-179571249","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217501634756,"sku":"MD-179571256","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217501667524,"sku":"MD-179571263","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217501700292,"sku":"MD-179571270","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217501733060,"sku":"MD-179571277","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217501765828,"sku":"MD-179571227","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217501798596,"sku":"MD-179571234","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217501831364,"sku":"MD-179571241","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217501864132,"sku":"MD-179571248","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217501896900,"sku":"MD-179571255","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217501929668,"sku":"MD-179571262","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217501962436,"sku":"MD-179571269","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217501995204,"sku":"MD-179571276","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217502027972,"sku":"MD-179571230","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217502060740,"sku":"MD-179571237","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217502093508,"sku":"MD-179571244","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217502126276,"sku":"MD-179571251","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217502159044,"sku":"MD-179571258","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217502191812,"sku":"MD-179571265","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217502224580,"sku":"MD-179571272","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217502257348,"sku":"MD-179571279","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217502290116,"sku":"MD-179571224","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217502322884,"sku":"MD-179571231","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217502355652,"sku":"MD-179571238","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217502388420,"sku":"MD-179571245","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217502421188,"sku":"MD-179571252","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217502453956,"sku":"MD-179571259","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217502486724,"sku":"MD-179571266","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217502519492,"sku":"MD-179571273","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217502552260,"sku":"MD-179571225","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217502585028,"sku":"MD-179571232","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217502617796,"sku":"MD-179571239","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217502650564,"sku":"MD-179571246","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217502683332,"sku":"MD-179571253","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217502716100,"sku":"MD-179571260","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217502748868,"sku":"MD-179571267","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217502781636,"sku":"MD-179571274","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217502814404,"sku":"MD-179571226","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217502847172,"sku":"MD-179571233","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217502879940,"sku":"MD-179571240","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217502912708,"sku":"MD-179571247","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217502945476,"sku":"MD-179571254","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217502978244,"sku":"MD-179571261","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217503011012,"sku":"MD-179571268","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217503043780,"sku":"MD-179571275","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/dacf5e27-5887-4171-8e59-e8e1c3d99318_536b3c62-2aa7-484b-b65d-2ecf73f764d0.jpg?v=1794092422"},{"product_id":"ill-just-wing-it-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503461","title":"I'll Just Wing It ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI'll Just Wing It ~ planning is for other people\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe instructions are in the box. The box is in the trash. He looked at the picture once and started with the biggest piece. It will be a bookshelf or it will be a bench, and either one is fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMethodology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Start, adjust, start again, call it finished when it stands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRight For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The brother-in-law who has never read a recipe, a manual or a map.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAlso Heard:\u003c\/strong\u003e At the airport, the hardware store and every furniture assembly ever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217505042628,"sku":"MD-179571397","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217505075396,"sku":"MD-179571404","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217505108164,"sku":"MD-179571411","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217505140932,"sku":"MD-179571418","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217505173700,"sku":"MD-179571425","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217505206468,"sku":"MD-179571432","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217505239236,"sku":"MD-179571439","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217505272004,"sku":"MD-179571446","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217505304772,"sku":"MD-179571396","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217505337540,"sku":"MD-179571403","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217505370308,"sku":"MD-179571410","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217505403076,"sku":"MD-179571417","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217505435844,"sku":"MD-179571424","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217505468612,"sku":"MD-179571431","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217505501380,"sku":"MD-179571438","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217505534148,"sku":"MD-179571445","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217505566916,"sku":"MD-179571395","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217505599684,"sku":"MD-179571402","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217505632452,"sku":"MD-179571409","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217505665220,"sku":"MD-179571416","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217505697988,"sku":"MD-179571423","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217505730756,"sku":"MD-179571430","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217505763524,"sku":"MD-179571437","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217505796292,"sku":"MD-179571444","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217505829060,"sku":"MD-179571398","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217505861828,"sku":"MD-179571405","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217505894596,"sku":"MD-179571412","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217505927364,"sku":"MD-179571419","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217505960132,"sku":"MD-179571426","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217505992900,"sku":"MD-179571433","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217506025668,"sku":"MD-179571440","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217506058436,"sku":"MD-179571447","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217506091204,"sku":"MD-179571392","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217506123972,"sku":"MD-179571399","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217506156740,"sku":"MD-179571406","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217506189508,"sku":"MD-179571413","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217506222276,"sku":"MD-179571420","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217506255044,"sku":"MD-179571427","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217506287812,"sku":"MD-179571434","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217506320580,"sku":"MD-179571441","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217506353348,"sku":"MD-179571393","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217506386116,"sku":"MD-179571400","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217506418884,"sku":"MD-179571407","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217506451652,"sku":"MD-179571414","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217506484420,"sku":"MD-179571421","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217506517188,"sku":"MD-179571428","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217506549956,"sku":"MD-179571435","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217506582724,"sku":"MD-179571442","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217506615492,"sku":"MD-179571394","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217506648260,"sku":"MD-179571401","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217506681028,"sku":"MD-179571408","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217506713796,"sku":"MD-179571415","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217506746564,"sku":"MD-179571422","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217506779332,"sku":"MD-179571429","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217506812100,"sku":"MD-179571436","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217506844868,"sku":"MD-179571443","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/07624e43-1d57-4555-9ade-0cd4c5d1daec_526e6912-559e-4ce5-b663-aa81a326a4f0.jpg?v=1794092430"},{"product_id":"totally-qualified-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503460","title":"Totally Qualified ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTotally Qualified ~ by his own estimation\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe training was a video. The experience was last weekend. The confidence is one hundred percent. Hand him the job and stand back, something will definitely happen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCredentials:\u003c\/strong\u003e None on paper, plenty in stories.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Friend:\u003c\/strong\u003e Who says trust me with a wrench in one hand and a drink in the other.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eResult:\u003c\/strong\u003e Usually fixed, occasionally improved, always interesting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217503207620,"sku":"MD-179571341","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217503240388,"sku":"MD-179571348","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217503273156,"sku":"MD-179571355","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217503305924,"sku":"MD-179571362","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217503338692,"sku":"MD-179571369","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217503371460,"sku":"MD-179571376","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217503404228,"sku":"MD-179571383","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217503436996,"sku":"MD-179571390","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217503469764,"sku":"MD-179571340","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217503502532,"sku":"MD-179571347","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217503535300,"sku":"MD-179571354","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217503568068,"sku":"MD-179571361","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217503600836,"sku":"MD-179571368","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217503633604,"sku":"MD-179571375","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217503666372,"sku":"MD-179571382","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217503699140,"sku":"MD-179571389","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217503731908,"sku":"MD-179571339","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217503764676,"sku":"MD-179571346","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217503797444,"sku":"MD-179571353","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217503830212,"sku":"MD-179571360","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217503862980,"sku":"MD-179571367","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217503895748,"sku":"MD-179571374","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217503928516,"sku":"MD-179571381","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217503961284,"sku":"MD-179571388","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217503994052,"sku":"MD-179571342","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217504026820,"sku":"MD-179571349","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217504059588,"sku":"MD-179571356","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217504092356,"sku":"MD-179571363","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217504125124,"sku":"MD-179571370","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217504157892,"sku":"MD-179571377","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217504190660,"sku":"MD-179571384","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217504223428,"sku":"MD-179571391","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217504256196,"sku":"MD-179571336","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217504288964,"sku":"MD-179571343","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217504321732,"sku":"MD-179571350","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217504354500,"sku":"MD-179571357","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217504387268,"sku":"MD-179571364","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217504420036,"sku":"MD-179571371","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217504452804,"sku":"MD-179571378","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217504485572,"sku":"MD-179571385","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217504518340,"sku":"MD-179571337","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217504551108,"sku":"MD-179571344","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217504583876,"sku":"MD-179571351","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217504616644,"sku":"MD-179571358","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217504649412,"sku":"MD-179571365","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217504682180,"sku":"MD-179571372","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217504714948,"sku":"MD-179571379","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217504747716,"sku":"MD-179571386","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217504780484,"sku":"MD-179571338","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217504813252,"sku":"MD-179571345","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217504846020,"sku":"MD-179571352","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217504878788,"sku":"MD-179571359","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217504911556,"sku":"MD-179571366","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217504944324,"sku":"MD-179571373","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217504977092,"sku":"MD-179571380","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217505009860,"sku":"MD-179571387","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/ba66e286-1f9b-4cfd-a6d2-30f149fab6be_fbde1f13-60c7-460e-98ea-e0f81160f7a1.jpg?v=1794092427"},{"product_id":"sayer-of-watch-this-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503463","title":"Sayer of Watch This ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSayer of Watch This ~ a title earned, not applied for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eSome men get a nickname. He got a job description. The phrase comes out, the object leaves his hands, and the garage goes quiet for one long second.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWind Up:\u003c\/strong\u003e The moment he spins the ratchet once for luck and says the two words everyone in the room has learned to fear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Man Himself:\u003c\/strong\u003e Your brother-in-law, whose record is three broken things in a single afternoon, all of them his.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow It Ends:\u003c\/strong\u003e With a shrug, a sweep of the floor, and a fresh plan that starts the exact same way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217506943172,"sku":"MD-179571509","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217506975940,"sku":"MD-179571516","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217507008708,"sku":"MD-179571523","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217507041476,"sku":"MD-179571530","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217507074244,"sku":"MD-179571537","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217507107012,"sku":"MD-179571544","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217507139780,"sku":"MD-179571551","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217507172548,"sku":"MD-179571558","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217507205316,"sku":"MD-179571508","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217507238084,"sku":"MD-179571515","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217507270852,"sku":"MD-179571522","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217507303620,"sku":"MD-179571529","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217507336388,"sku":"MD-179571536","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217507369156,"sku":"MD-179571543","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217507401924,"sku":"MD-179571550","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217507434692,"sku":"MD-179571557","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217507467460,"sku":"MD-179571507","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217507500228,"sku":"MD-179571514","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217507532996,"sku":"MD-179571521","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217507565764,"sku":"MD-179571528","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217507598532,"sku":"MD-179571535","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217507631300,"sku":"MD-179571542","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217507664068,"sku":"MD-179571549","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217507696836,"sku":"MD-179571556","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217507729604,"sku":"MD-179571510","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217507762372,"sku":"MD-179571517","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217507795140,"sku":"MD-179571524","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217507827908,"sku":"MD-179571531","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217507860676,"sku":"MD-179571538","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217507893444,"sku":"MD-179571545","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217507926212,"sku":"MD-179571552","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217507958980,"sku":"MD-179571559","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217507991748,"sku":"MD-179571504","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217508024516,"sku":"MD-179571511","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217508057284,"sku":"MD-179571518","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217508090052,"sku":"MD-179571525","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217508122820,"sku":"MD-179571532","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217508155588,"sku":"MD-179571539","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217508188356,"sku":"MD-179571546","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217508221124,"sku":"MD-179571553","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217508253892,"sku":"MD-179571505","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217508286660,"sku":"MD-179571512","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217508319428,"sku":"MD-179571519","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217508352196,"sku":"MD-179571526","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217508384964,"sku":"MD-179571533","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217508417732,"sku":"MD-179571540","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217508450500,"sku":"MD-179571547","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217508483268,"sku":"MD-179571554","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217508516036,"sku":"MD-179571506","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217508548804,"sku":"MD-179571513","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217508581572,"sku":"MD-179571520","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217508614340,"sku":"MD-179571527","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217508647108,"sku":"MD-179571534","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217508679876,"sku":"MD-179571541","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217508712644,"sku":"MD-179571548","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217508745412,"sku":"MD-179571555","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/e677c00b-c733-4798-aac9-62bc36f90347_048f235a-2f2a-4349-9e10-ebd0bd8cebd7.jpg?v=1794092434"},{"product_id":"two-beers-in-it-seemed-smart-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503464","title":"Two Beers In It Seemed Smart ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eTwo Beers In It Seemed Smart ~ the official explanation\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plan had holes. Everybody saw them. But a second cold one has a way of filling holes with optimism. The ramp got built, the story got told, and the explanation has not changed since.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCase File:\u003c\/strong\u003e Covers the trampoline move, the homemade raft and the shed on skids.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive It To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend whose best ideas arrive right after his worst.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdmissible As:\u003c\/strong\u003e An excuse at any bonfire where everyone else was there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217510645956,"sku":"MD-179571565","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217510678724,"sku":"MD-179571572","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217510711492,"sku":"MD-179571579","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217510744260,"sku":"MD-179571586","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217510777028,"sku":"MD-179571593","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217510809796,"sku":"MD-179571600","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217510842564,"sku":"MD-179571607","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217510875332,"sku":"MD-179571614","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217510908100,"sku":"MD-179571564","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217510940868,"sku":"MD-179571571","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217510973636,"sku":"MD-179571578","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217511006404,"sku":"MD-179571585","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217511039172,"sku":"MD-179571592","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217511071940,"sku":"MD-179571599","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217511104708,"sku":"MD-179571606","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217511137476,"sku":"MD-179571613","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217511170244,"sku":"MD-179571563","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217511203012,"sku":"MD-179571570","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217511235780,"sku":"MD-179571577","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217511268548,"sku":"MD-179571584","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217511301316,"sku":"MD-179571591","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217511334084,"sku":"MD-179571598","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217511366852,"sku":"MD-179571605","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217511399620,"sku":"MD-179571612","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217511432388,"sku":"MD-179571566","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217511465156,"sku":"MD-179571573","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217511497924,"sku":"MD-179571580","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217511530692,"sku":"MD-179571587","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217511563460,"sku":"MD-179571594","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217511596228,"sku":"MD-179571601","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217511628996,"sku":"MD-179571608","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217511661764,"sku":"MD-179571615","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217511694532,"sku":"MD-179571560","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217511727300,"sku":"MD-179571567","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217511760068,"sku":"MD-179571574","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217511792836,"sku":"MD-179571581","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217511825604,"sku":"MD-179571588","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217511858372,"sku":"MD-179571595","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217511891140,"sku":"MD-179571602","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217511923908,"sku":"MD-179571609","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217511956676,"sku":"MD-179571561","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217511989444,"sku":"MD-179571568","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217512022212,"sku":"MD-179571575","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217512054980,"sku":"MD-179571582","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217512087748,"sku":"MD-179571589","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217512120516,"sku":"MD-179571596","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217512153284,"sku":"MD-179571603","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217512186052,"sku":"MD-179571610","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217512218820,"sku":"MD-179571562","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217512251588,"sku":"MD-179571569","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217512284356,"sku":"MD-179571576","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217512317124,"sku":"MD-179571583","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217512349892,"sku":"MD-179571590","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217512382660,"sku":"MD-179571597","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217512415428,"sku":"MD-179571604","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217512448196,"sku":"MD-179571611","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/00f7fd2a-8940-4a48-890c-e3bc32990c9a_2110c61c-e26a-4317-a26e-2cb19680d3f7.jpg?v=1794092436"},{"product_id":"watch-this-club-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503466","title":"Watch This Club ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWatch This Club ~ dues paid in splinters\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is no sign-up sheet. You said the words, somebody filmed it, and the membership was granted on the spot. Meetings happen wherever a cooler and a questionable idea are in the same yard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInduction Moment:\u003c\/strong\u003e The second before the jump, the cut, or the throw, when he looks around to make sure someone is watching.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCharter Member:\u003c\/strong\u003e The uncle who has said it at every family reunion since the nineties and has the footage to prove it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClub Rules:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hold the beer, hold the phone, hold your comments until it is over.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217512546500,"sku":"MD-179571677","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217512579268,"sku":"MD-179571684","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217512612036,"sku":"MD-179571691","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217512644804,"sku":"MD-179571698","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217512677572,"sku":"MD-179571705","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217512710340,"sku":"MD-179571712","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217512743108,"sku":"MD-179571719","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217512775876,"sku":"MD-179571726","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217512808644,"sku":"MD-179571676","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217512841412,"sku":"MD-179571683","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217512874180,"sku":"MD-179571690","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217512906948,"sku":"MD-179571697","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217512939716,"sku":"MD-179571704","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217512972484,"sku":"MD-179571711","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217513005252,"sku":"MD-179571718","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217513038020,"sku":"MD-179571725","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217513070788,"sku":"MD-179571675","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217513103556,"sku":"MD-179571682","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217513136324,"sku":"MD-179571689","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217513169092,"sku":"MD-179571696","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217513201860,"sku":"MD-179571703","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217513234628,"sku":"MD-179571710","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217513267396,"sku":"MD-179571717","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217513300164,"sku":"MD-179571724","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217513332932,"sku":"MD-179571678","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217513365700,"sku":"MD-179571685","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217513398468,"sku":"MD-179571692","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217513431236,"sku":"MD-179571699","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217513464004,"sku":"MD-179571706","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217513496772,"sku":"MD-179571713","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217513529540,"sku":"MD-179571720","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217513562308,"sku":"MD-179571727","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217513595076,"sku":"MD-179571672","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217513627844,"sku":"MD-179571679","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217513660612,"sku":"MD-179571686","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217513693380,"sku":"MD-179571693","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217513726148,"sku":"MD-179571700","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217513758916,"sku":"MD-179571707","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217513791684,"sku":"MD-179571714","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217513824452,"sku":"MD-179571721","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217513857220,"sku":"MD-179571673","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217513889988,"sku":"MD-179571680","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217513922756,"sku":"MD-179571687","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217513955524,"sku":"MD-179571694","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217513988292,"sku":"MD-179571701","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217514021060,"sku":"MD-179571708","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217514053828,"sku":"MD-179571715","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217514086596,"sku":"MD-179571722","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217514119364,"sku":"MD-179571674","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217514152132,"sku":"MD-179571681","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217514184900,"sku":"MD-179571688","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217514217668,"sku":"MD-179571695","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217514250436,"sku":"MD-179571702","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217514283204,"sku":"MD-179571709","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217514315972,"sku":"MD-179571716","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217514348740,"sku":"MD-179571723","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/7b507fee-c009-4fe6-bceb-8c8238aeccbe_93a0cc40-9d86-4240-b7bb-92dd79b69afe.jpg?v=1794092441"},{"product_id":"certified-by-no-one-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503465","title":"Certified by No One ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCertified by No One ~ licensed by results\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is no diploma on the garage wall. There is a running mower, a rewired porch light and a trailer that passed inspection on the second try. Credentials are for people who need them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQualifications:\u003c\/strong\u003e Twenty years of fixing things that experts said to replace.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The Dad:\u003c\/strong\u003e Who learned plumbing from a leak and electrical from a flicker.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWarranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lifetime, as long as his lifetime overlaps with yours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217518149828,"sku":"MD-179571621","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217518182596,"sku":"MD-179571628","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217518215364,"sku":"MD-179571635","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217518248132,"sku":"MD-179571642","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217518280900,"sku":"MD-179571649","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217518313668,"sku":"MD-179571656","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217518346436,"sku":"MD-179571663","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217518379204,"sku":"MD-179571670","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217518411972,"sku":"MD-179571620","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217518444740,"sku":"MD-179571627","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217518477508,"sku":"MD-179571634","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217518510276,"sku":"MD-179571641","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217518543044,"sku":"MD-179571648","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217518575812,"sku":"MD-179571655","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217518608580,"sku":"MD-179571662","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217518641348,"sku":"MD-179571669","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217518674116,"sku":"MD-179571619","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217518706884,"sku":"MD-179571626","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217518739652,"sku":"MD-179571633","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217518772420,"sku":"MD-179571640","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217518805188,"sku":"MD-179571647","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217518837956,"sku":"MD-179571654","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217518870724,"sku":"MD-179571661","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217518903492,"sku":"MD-179571668","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217518936260,"sku":"MD-179571622","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217518969028,"sku":"MD-179571629","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217519001796,"sku":"MD-179571636","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217519034564,"sku":"MD-179571643","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217519067332,"sku":"MD-179571650","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217519100100,"sku":"MD-179571657","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217519132868,"sku":"MD-179571664","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217519165636,"sku":"MD-179571671","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217519198404,"sku":"MD-179571616","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217519231172,"sku":"MD-179571623","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217519263940,"sku":"MD-179571630","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217519296708,"sku":"MD-179571637","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217519329476,"sku":"MD-179571644","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217519362244,"sku":"MD-179571651","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217519395012,"sku":"MD-179571658","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217519427780,"sku":"MD-179571665","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217519460548,"sku":"MD-179571617","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217519493316,"sku":"MD-179571624","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217519526084,"sku":"MD-179571631","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217519558852,"sku":"MD-179571638","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217519591620,"sku":"MD-179571645","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217519624388,"sku":"MD-179571652","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217519657156,"sku":"MD-179571659","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217519689924,"sku":"MD-179571666","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217519722692,"sku":"MD-179571618","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217519755460,"sku":"MD-179571625","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217519788228,"sku":"MD-179571632","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217519820996,"sku":"MD-179571639","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217519853764,"sku":"MD-179571646","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217519886532,"sku":"MD-179571653","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217519919300,"sku":"MD-179571660","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217519952068,"sku":"MD-179571667","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/50a01d03-540c-4c4a-9f35-1b0944a7273b_0c4db3f5-f1ef-418e-9f1c-918ae4038067.jpg?v=1794092439"},{"product_id":"buzzed-but-determined-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503467","title":"Buzzed but Determined ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBuzzed but Determined ~ finishing the job anyway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo drinks in and the shelf still is not hung. Quitting is not on the table. The level comes out, the squint gets serious, and the job gets done slightly off center with total commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWork Ethic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing stops progress except running out of screws.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest Given To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy who helps you move after the pizza and the six pack, in that order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHonest Result:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crooked, solid, and never discussed again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217516282052,"sku":"MD-179571733","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217516314820,"sku":"MD-179571740","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217516347588,"sku":"MD-179571747","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217516380356,"sku":"MD-179571754","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217516413124,"sku":"MD-179571761","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217516445892,"sku":"MD-179571768","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217516478660,"sku":"MD-179571775","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217516511428,"sku":"MD-179571782","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217516544196,"sku":"MD-179571732","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217516576964,"sku":"MD-179571739","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217516609732,"sku":"MD-179571746","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217516642500,"sku":"MD-179571753","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217516675268,"sku":"MD-179571760","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217516708036,"sku":"MD-179571767","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217516740804,"sku":"MD-179571774","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217516773572,"sku":"MD-179571781","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217516806340,"sku":"MD-179571731","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217516839108,"sku":"MD-179571738","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217516871876,"sku":"MD-179571745","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217516904644,"sku":"MD-179571752","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217516937412,"sku":"MD-179571759","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217516970180,"sku":"MD-179571766","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217517002948,"sku":"MD-179571773","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217517035716,"sku":"MD-179571780","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217517068484,"sku":"MD-179571734","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217517101252,"sku":"MD-179571741","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217517134020,"sku":"MD-179571748","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217517166788,"sku":"MD-179571755","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217517199556,"sku":"MD-179571762","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217517232324,"sku":"MD-179571769","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217517265092,"sku":"MD-179571776","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217517297860,"sku":"MD-179571783","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217517330628,"sku":"MD-179571728","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217517363396,"sku":"MD-179571735","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217517396164,"sku":"MD-179571742","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217517428932,"sku":"MD-179571749","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217517461700,"sku":"MD-179571756","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217517494468,"sku":"MD-179571763","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217517527236,"sku":"MD-179571770","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217517560004,"sku":"MD-179571777","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217517592772,"sku":"MD-179571729","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217517625540,"sku":"MD-179571736","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217517658308,"sku":"MD-179571743","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217517691076,"sku":"MD-179571750","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217517723844,"sku":"MD-179571757","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217517756612,"sku":"MD-179571764","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217517789380,"sku":"MD-179571771","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217517822148,"sku":"MD-179571778","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217517854916,"sku":"MD-179571730","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217517887684,"sku":"MD-179571737","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217517920452,"sku":"MD-179571744","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217517953220,"sku":"MD-179571751","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217517985988,"sku":"MD-179571758","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217518018756,"sku":"MD-179571765","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217518051524,"sku":"MD-179571772","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217518084292,"sku":"MD-179571779","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/744dc30b-7bb8-4c41-863e-0f7024f57c84_eefa5ab6-0a42-40fd-b255-6b12a5ea5447.jpg?v=1794092443"},{"product_id":"ill-do-it-myself-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503469","title":"I'll Do It Myself ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eI'll Do It Myself ~ said before every great mistake and every great fix\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFour words, spoken at a hardware counter, a kitchen table, or a job site. Sometimes they save six hundred dollars. Sometimes they cost a weekend. Either way, nobody else gets the credit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIndependence Day:\u003c\/strong\u003e For the man who returns the contractor's quote with a thank you and a plan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The stubborn dad who has never once called for help and never once needed to, officially.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eResults:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mixed, legendary, and told at every family dinner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217529454788,"sku":"MD-179571845","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217529487556,"sku":"MD-179571852","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217529520324,"sku":"MD-179571859","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217529553092,"sku":"MD-179571866","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217529585860,"sku":"MD-179571873","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217529618628,"sku":"MD-179571880","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217529651396,"sku":"MD-179571887","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217529684164,"sku":"MD-179571894","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217529716932,"sku":"MD-179571844","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217529749700,"sku":"MD-179571851","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217529782468,"sku":"MD-179571858","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217529815236,"sku":"MD-179571865","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217529848004,"sku":"MD-179571872","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217529880772,"sku":"MD-179571879","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217529913540,"sku":"MD-179571886","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217529946308,"sku":"MD-179571893","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217529979076,"sku":"MD-179571843","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217530011844,"sku":"MD-179571850","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217530044612,"sku":"MD-179571857","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217530077380,"sku":"MD-179571864","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217530110148,"sku":"MD-179571871","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217530142916,"sku":"MD-179571878","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217530175684,"sku":"MD-179571885","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217530208452,"sku":"MD-179571892","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217530241220,"sku":"MD-179571846","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217530273988,"sku":"MD-179571853","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217530306756,"sku":"MD-179571860","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217530339524,"sku":"MD-179571867","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217530372292,"sku":"MD-179571874","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217530405060,"sku":"MD-179571881","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217530437828,"sku":"MD-179571888","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217530470596,"sku":"MD-179571895","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217530503364,"sku":"MD-179571840","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217530536132,"sku":"MD-179571847","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217530568900,"sku":"MD-179571854","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217530601668,"sku":"MD-179571861","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217530634436,"sku":"MD-179571868","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217530667204,"sku":"MD-179571875","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217530699972,"sku":"MD-179571882","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217530732740,"sku":"MD-179571889","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217530765508,"sku":"MD-179571841","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217530798276,"sku":"MD-179571848","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217530831044,"sku":"MD-179571855","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217530863812,"sku":"MD-179571862","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217530896580,"sku":"MD-179571869","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217530929348,"sku":"MD-179571876","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217530962116,"sku":"MD-179571883","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217530994884,"sku":"MD-179571890","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217531027652,"sku":"MD-179571842","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217531060420,"sku":"MD-179571849","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217531093188,"sku":"MD-179571856","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217531125956,"sku":"MD-179571863","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217531158724,"sku":"MD-179571870","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217531191492,"sku":"MD-179571877","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217531224260,"sku":"MD-179571884","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217531257028,"sku":"MD-179571891","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/a1bba292-46ec-4afa-a23e-9bb7fa18fe5b_7f333fd0-bf1e-4ef2-a7ee-0b596a59c73f.jpg?v=1794092447"},{"product_id":"things-ive-fixed-with-a-hammer-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503470","title":"Things I've Fixed With a Hammer ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThings I've Fixed With a Hammer ~ the list is growing\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePercussive maintenance is a real discipline. One tap for the dryer, two for the furnace, a firm one for the mailbox post. It worked on the garage door for a decade. It will work on whatever breaks next.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eField Manual:\u003c\/strong\u003e When in doubt, hit it, then act like that was step one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad whose first tool is a hammer and whose second tool is a bigger hammer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSuccess Rate:\u003c\/strong\u003e High enough to keep trying, low enough to keep things interesting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217520017604,"sku":"MD-179571901","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217520050372,"sku":"MD-179571908","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217520083140,"sku":"MD-179571915","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217520115908,"sku":"MD-179571922","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217520148676,"sku":"MD-179571929","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217520181444,"sku":"MD-179571936","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217520214212,"sku":"MD-179571943","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217520246980,"sku":"MD-179571950","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217520279748,"sku":"MD-179571900","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217520312516,"sku":"MD-179571907","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217520345284,"sku":"MD-179571914","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217520378052,"sku":"MD-179571921","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217520410820,"sku":"MD-179571928","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217520443588,"sku":"MD-179571935","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217520476356,"sku":"MD-179571942","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217520509124,"sku":"MD-179571949","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217520541892,"sku":"MD-179571899","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217520574660,"sku":"MD-179571906","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217520607428,"sku":"MD-179571913","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217520640196,"sku":"MD-179571920","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217520672964,"sku":"MD-179571927","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217520705732,"sku":"MD-179571934","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217520738500,"sku":"MD-179571941","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217520771268,"sku":"MD-179571948","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217520804036,"sku":"MD-179571902","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217520836804,"sku":"MD-179571909","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217520869572,"sku":"MD-179571916","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217520902340,"sku":"MD-179571923","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217520935108,"sku":"MD-179571930","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217520967876,"sku":"MD-179571937","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217521000644,"sku":"MD-179571944","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217521033412,"sku":"MD-179571951","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217521066180,"sku":"MD-179571896","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217521098948,"sku":"MD-179571903","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217521131716,"sku":"MD-179571910","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217521164484,"sku":"MD-179571917","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217521197252,"sku":"MD-179571924","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217521230020,"sku":"MD-179571931","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217521262788,"sku":"MD-179571938","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217521295556,"sku":"MD-179571945","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217521328324,"sku":"MD-179571897","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217521361092,"sku":"MD-179571904","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217521393860,"sku":"MD-179571911","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217521426628,"sku":"MD-179571918","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217521459396,"sku":"MD-179571925","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217521492164,"sku":"MD-179571932","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217521524932,"sku":"MD-179571939","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217521557700,"sku":"MD-179571946","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217521590468,"sku":"MD-179571898","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217521623236,"sku":"MD-179571905","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217521656004,"sku":"MD-179571912","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217521688772,"sku":"MD-179571919","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217521721540,"sku":"MD-179571926","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217521754308,"sku":"MD-179571933","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217521787076,"sku":"MD-179571940","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217521819844,"sku":"MD-179571947","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/b8401a92-8dc8-4799-90e8-8265318a909e_6155659d-36c1-46e6-a5ed-be97827f53fb.jpg?v=1794092452"},{"product_id":"powered-by-bad-ideas-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503472","title":"Powered by Bad Ideas ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePowered by Bad Ideas ~ the engine never quits\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood ideas get planned. Bad ideas get done. The zip line, the homemade smoker, the trailer hitch on the riding mower. Not one came from a careful mind and every one of them worked for at least a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFuel Source:\u003c\/strong\u003e Boredom, a long weekend, and a friend who says do it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The One Who:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hears that is a terrible idea and takes it as a schedule.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtended Warranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Covers nothing, which has never stopped him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217521918148,"sku":"MD-179572013","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217521950916,"sku":"MD-179572020","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217521983684,"sku":"MD-179572027","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522016452,"sku":"MD-179572034","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522049220,"sku":"MD-179572041","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522081988,"sku":"MD-179572048","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522114756,"sku":"MD-179572055","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522147524,"sku":"MD-179572062","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217522180292,"sku":"MD-179572012","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522213060,"sku":"MD-179572019","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217522245828,"sku":"MD-179572026","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522278596,"sku":"MD-179572033","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522311364,"sku":"MD-179572040","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522344132,"sku":"MD-179572047","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522376900,"sku":"MD-179572054","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522409668,"sku":"MD-179572061","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217522442436,"sku":"MD-179572011","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522475204,"sku":"MD-179572018","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217522507972,"sku":"MD-179572025","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522540740,"sku":"MD-179572032","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522573508,"sku":"MD-179572039","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522606276,"sku":"MD-179572046","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522639044,"sku":"MD-179572053","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522671812,"sku":"MD-179572060","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217522704580,"sku":"MD-179572014","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522737348,"sku":"MD-179572021","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217522770116,"sku":"MD-179572028","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522802884,"sku":"MD-179572035","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522835652,"sku":"MD-179572042","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522868420,"sku":"MD-179572049","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522901188,"sku":"MD-179572056","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522933956,"sku":"MD-179572063","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217522966724,"sku":"MD-179572008","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522999492,"sku":"MD-179572015","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217523032260,"sku":"MD-179572022","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217523065028,"sku":"MD-179572029","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217523097796,"sku":"MD-179572036","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217523130564,"sku":"MD-179572043","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217523163332,"sku":"MD-179572050","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217523196100,"sku":"MD-179572057","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217523228868,"sku":"MD-179572009","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217523261636,"sku":"MD-179572016","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217523294404,"sku":"MD-179572023","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217523327172,"sku":"MD-179572030","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217523359940,"sku":"MD-179572037","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217523392708,"sku":"MD-179572044","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217523425476,"sku":"MD-179572051","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217523458244,"sku":"MD-179572058","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217523491012,"sku":"MD-179572010","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217523523780,"sku":"MD-179572017","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217523556548,"sku":"MD-179572024","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217523589316,"sku":"MD-179572031","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217523622084,"sku":"MD-179572038","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217523654852,"sku":"MD-179572045","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217523687620,"sku":"MD-179572052","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217523720388,"sku":"MD-179572059","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/ab9bcf0b-9a35-4c37-a6da-1620275940d6_c7b2be0c-4b1b-4784-be41-3ea8331dc1a9.jpg?v=1794092455"},{"product_id":"still-have-all-ten-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503473","title":"Still Have All Ten ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eStill Have All Ten ~ counting every morning\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe saw is loud, the blade is sharp, and the hands are intact. That is not luck. That is a man who reads the manual once a year and respects a push stick. Mostly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShop Rule:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure, clamp, cut, count. The counting is the important part.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRight For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The woodworker who shows off the project and then shows off his fingers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMilestone:\u003c\/strong\u003e Thirty years in a shop with a perfect record deserves a little bragging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217527587012,"sku":"MD-179572069","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217527619780,"sku":"MD-179572076","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217527652548,"sku":"MD-179572083","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217527685316,"sku":"MD-179572090","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217527718084,"sku":"MD-179572097","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217527750852,"sku":"MD-179572104","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217527783620,"sku":"MD-179572111","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217527816388,"sku":"MD-179572118","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217527849156,"sku":"MD-179572068","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217527881924,"sku":"MD-179572075","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217527914692,"sku":"MD-179572082","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217527947460,"sku":"MD-179572089","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217527980228,"sku":"MD-179572096","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217528012996,"sku":"MD-179572103","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217528045764,"sku":"MD-179572110","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217528078532,"sku":"MD-179572117","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217528111300,"sku":"MD-179572067","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217528144068,"sku":"MD-179572074","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217528176836,"sku":"MD-179572081","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217528209604,"sku":"MD-179572088","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217528242372,"sku":"MD-179572095","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217528275140,"sku":"MD-179572102","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217528307908,"sku":"MD-179572109","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217528340676,"sku":"MD-179572116","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217528373444,"sku":"MD-179572070","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217528406212,"sku":"MD-179572077","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217528438980,"sku":"MD-179572084","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217528471748,"sku":"MD-179572091","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217528504516,"sku":"MD-179572098","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217528537284,"sku":"MD-179572105","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217528570052,"sku":"MD-179572112","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217528602820,"sku":"MD-179572119","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217528635588,"sku":"MD-179572064","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217528668356,"sku":"MD-179572071","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217528701124,"sku":"MD-179572078","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217528733892,"sku":"MD-179572085","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217528766660,"sku":"MD-179572092","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217528799428,"sku":"MD-179572099","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217528832196,"sku":"MD-179572106","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217528864964,"sku":"MD-179572113","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217528897732,"sku":"MD-179572065","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217528930500,"sku":"MD-179572072","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217528963268,"sku":"MD-179572079","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217528996036,"sku":"MD-179572086","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217529028804,"sku":"MD-179572093","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217529061572,"sku":"MD-179572100","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217529094340,"sku":"MD-179572107","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217529127108,"sku":"MD-179572114","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217529159876,"sku":"MD-179572066","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217529192644,"sku":"MD-179572073","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217529225412,"sku":"MD-179572080","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217529258180,"sku":"MD-179572087","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217529290948,"sku":"MD-179572094","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217529323716,"sku":"MD-179572101","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217529356484,"sku":"MD-179572108","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217529389252,"sku":"MD-179572115","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/e8bcd4ad-b24c-47c4-b4ec-de5b0a36b58a_e888bea8-3834-4d48-99b3-f45efccccd18.jpg?v=1794092456"},{"product_id":"the-weekend-project-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503474","title":"The Weekend Project ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Weekend Project ~ year four, still promising\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt started as a two day job in a spring nobody remembers. The lumber has weathered. The plans have been revised in pencil six times. He is close now, which is what he said last year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDedicated To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The deck, the boat, the shed, whichever one it is at your house.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive It To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband who buys one more tool before each attempt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProgress Report:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is mostly finished, which in his words means it is upright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217525653700,"sku":"MD-179572125","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217525686468,"sku":"MD-179572132","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217525719236,"sku":"MD-179572139","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217525752004,"sku":"MD-179572146","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217525784772,"sku":"MD-179572153","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217525817540,"sku":"MD-179572160","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217525850308,"sku":"MD-179572167","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217525883076,"sku":"MD-179572174","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217525915844,"sku":"MD-179572124","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217525948612,"sku":"MD-179572131","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217525981380,"sku":"MD-179572138","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217526014148,"sku":"MD-179572145","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217526046916,"sku":"MD-179572152","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217526079684,"sku":"MD-179572159","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217526112452,"sku":"MD-179572166","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217526145220,"sku":"MD-179572173","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217526177988,"sku":"MD-179572123","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217526210756,"sku":"MD-179572130","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217526243524,"sku":"MD-179572137","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217526276292,"sku":"MD-179572144","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217526309060,"sku":"MD-179572151","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217526341828,"sku":"MD-179572158","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217526374596,"sku":"MD-179572165","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217526407364,"sku":"MD-179572172","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217526440132,"sku":"MD-179572126","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217526472900,"sku":"MD-179572133","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217526505668,"sku":"MD-179572140","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217526538436,"sku":"MD-179572147","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217526571204,"sku":"MD-179572154","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217526603972,"sku":"MD-179572161","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217526636740,"sku":"MD-179572168","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217526669508,"sku":"MD-179572175","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217526702276,"sku":"MD-179572120","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217526735044,"sku":"MD-179572127","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217526767812,"sku":"MD-179572134","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217526800580,"sku":"MD-179572141","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217526833348,"sku":"MD-179572148","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217526866116,"sku":"MD-179572155","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217526898884,"sku":"MD-179572162","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217526931652,"sku":"MD-179572169","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217526964420,"sku":"MD-179572121","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217526997188,"sku":"MD-179572128","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217527029956,"sku":"MD-179572135","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217527062724,"sku":"MD-179572142","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217527095492,"sku":"MD-179572149","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217527128260,"sku":"MD-179572156","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217527161028,"sku":"MD-179572163","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217527193796,"sku":"MD-179572170","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217527226564,"sku":"MD-179572122","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217527259332,"sku":"MD-179572129","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217527292100,"sku":"MD-179572136","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217527324868,"sku":"MD-179572143","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217527357636,"sku":"MD-179572150","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217527390404,"sku":"MD-179572157","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217527423172,"sku":"MD-179572164","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217527455940,"sku":"MD-179572171","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/0cf327c1-27de-413a-8e37-185dab806dfc_bc270797-b114-448b-933f-cceb09f13d7d.jpg?v=1794092461"},{"product_id":"liquid-courage-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503468","title":"Liquid Courage ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLiquid Courage ~ one can, infinite plans\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe idea was sitting there all afternoon. Nobody acted on it. Then the first cold one went down and suddenly the ramp looked rideable. Bravery comes in twelve ounces and good friends come in pickup trucks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eActivates At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bonfires, lake docks, and the moment someone says I bet you cannot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRight For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy whose best stories start with a drink and end with a dare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDosage:\u003c\/strong\u003e One for courage, two for commentary.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217537384644,"sku":"MD-179571789","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217537417412,"sku":"MD-179571796","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217537450180,"sku":"MD-179571803","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217537482948,"sku":"MD-179571810","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217537515716,"sku":"MD-179571817","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217537548484,"sku":"MD-179571824","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217537581252,"sku":"MD-179571831","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217537614020,"sku":"MD-179571838","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217537646788,"sku":"MD-179571788","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217537679556,"sku":"MD-179571795","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217537712324,"sku":"MD-179571802","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217537745092,"sku":"MD-179571809","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217537777860,"sku":"MD-179571816","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217537810628,"sku":"MD-179571823","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217537843396,"sku":"MD-179571830","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217537876164,"sku":"MD-179571837","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217537908932,"sku":"MD-179571787","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217537941700,"sku":"MD-179571794","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217537974468,"sku":"MD-179571801","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217538007236,"sku":"MD-179571808","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217538040004,"sku":"MD-179571815","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217538072772,"sku":"MD-179571822","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217538105540,"sku":"MD-179571829","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217538138308,"sku":"MD-179571836","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217538171076,"sku":"MD-179571790","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217538203844,"sku":"MD-179571797","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217538236612,"sku":"MD-179571804","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217538269380,"sku":"MD-179571811","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217538302148,"sku":"MD-179571818","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217538334916,"sku":"MD-179571825","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217538367684,"sku":"MD-179571832","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217538400452,"sku":"MD-179571839","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217538433220,"sku":"MD-179571784","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217538465988,"sku":"MD-179571791","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217538498756,"sku":"MD-179571798","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217538531524,"sku":"MD-179571805","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217538564292,"sku":"MD-179571812","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217538597060,"sku":"MD-179571819","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217538629828,"sku":"MD-179571826","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217538662596,"sku":"MD-179571833","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217538695364,"sku":"MD-179571785","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217538728132,"sku":"MD-179571792","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217538760900,"sku":"MD-179571799","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217538793668,"sku":"MD-179571806","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217538826436,"sku":"MD-179571813","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217538859204,"sku":"MD-179571820","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217538891972,"sku":"MD-179571827","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217538924740,"sku":"MD-179571834","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217538957508,"sku":"MD-179571786","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217538990276,"sku":"MD-179571793","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217539023044,"sku":"MD-179571800","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217539055812,"sku":"MD-179571807","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217539088580,"sku":"MD-179571814","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217539121348,"sku":"MD-179571821","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217539154116,"sku":"MD-179571828","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217539186884,"sku":"MD-179571835","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/c7006476-35a0-4b24-bf11-1b1f2a6e8c55_13c98722-0af2-416a-ae13-db845359e061.jpg?v=1794092445"},{"product_id":"occasionally-under-investigation-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503481","title":"Occasionally Under Investigation ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eOccasionally Under Investigation ~ the yard is the crime scene\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe marriage is good. The backyard is a different story, and the story has a lot of evidence in it. The hearing begins when she gets back with the drinks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCase Status:\u003c\/strong\u003e Open, ongoing, and settled every time by dinner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFiled Under:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband who is happily married and frequently questioned.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConvenes On:\u003c\/strong\u003e The back porch at sunset, anniversary weekend, and every Saturday evening with evidence in the yard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217545085124,"sku":"MD-179572517","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217545117892,"sku":"MD-179572524","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217545150660,"sku":"MD-179572531","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217545183428,"sku":"MD-179572538","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217545216196,"sku":"MD-179572545","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217545248964,"sku":"MD-179572552","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217545281732,"sku":"MD-179572559","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217545314500,"sku":"MD-179572566","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217545347268,"sku":"MD-179572516","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217545380036,"sku":"MD-179572523","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217545412804,"sku":"MD-179572530","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217545445572,"sku":"MD-179572537","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217545478340,"sku":"MD-179572544","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217545511108,"sku":"MD-179572551","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217545543876,"sku":"MD-179572558","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217545576644,"sku":"MD-179572565","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217545609412,"sku":"MD-179572515","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217545642180,"sku":"MD-179572522","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217545674948,"sku":"MD-179572529","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217545707716,"sku":"MD-179572536","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217545740484,"sku":"MD-179572543","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217545773252,"sku":"MD-179572550","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217545806020,"sku":"MD-179572557","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217545838788,"sku":"MD-179572564","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217545871556,"sku":"MD-179572518","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217545904324,"sku":"MD-179572525","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217545937092,"sku":"MD-179572532","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217545969860,"sku":"MD-179572539","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217546002628,"sku":"MD-179572546","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217546035396,"sku":"MD-179572553","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217546068164,"sku":"MD-179572560","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217546100932,"sku":"MD-179572567","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217546133700,"sku":"MD-179572512","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217546166468,"sku":"MD-179572519","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217546199236,"sku":"MD-179572526","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217546232004,"sku":"MD-179572533","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217546264772,"sku":"MD-179572540","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217546297540,"sku":"MD-179572547","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217546330308,"sku":"MD-179572554","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217546363076,"sku":"MD-179572561","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217546395844,"sku":"MD-179572513","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217546428612,"sku":"MD-179572520","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217546461380,"sku":"MD-179572527","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217546494148,"sku":"MD-179572534","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217546526916,"sku":"MD-179572541","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217546559684,"sku":"MD-179572548","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217546592452,"sku":"MD-179572555","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217546625220,"sku":"MD-179572562","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217546657988,"sku":"MD-179572514","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217546690756,"sku":"MD-179572521","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217546723524,"sku":"MD-179572528","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217546756292,"sku":"MD-179572535","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217546789060,"sku":"MD-179572542","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217546821828,"sku":"MD-179572549","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217546854596,"sku":"MD-179572556","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217546887364,"sku":"MD-179572563","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/388ec805-e985-4397-9f2d-9bf1c5de9a18_0dc1bafb-862d-4f1a-ad63-bab9e458cb6b.jpg?v=1794092475"},{"product_id":"dedicated-repair-budget-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503483","title":"Dedicated Repair Budget ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eDedicated Repair Budget ~ love is a line item\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey talked about it. Then they opened a separate account for it. Every marriage has a cost of living, and theirs includes whatever he takes apart on a given Saturday. Years in, the fund is healthy and so are they.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBudget Category:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fix-its, re-fix-its, and the professional who comes after the second one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShared By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The couple whose anniversary gift to each other was a plumber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunds:\u003c\/strong\u003e Garage surprises, deck repairs, and the dishwasher that has now been fixed four times.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217550688452,"sku":"MD-179572629","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217550721220,"sku":"MD-179572636","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217550753988,"sku":"MD-179572643","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217550786756,"sku":"MD-179572650","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217550819524,"sku":"MD-179572657","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217550852292,"sku":"MD-179572664","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217550885060,"sku":"MD-179572671","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217550917828,"sku":"MD-179572678","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217550950596,"sku":"MD-179572628","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217550983364,"sku":"MD-179572635","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217551016132,"sku":"MD-179572642","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217551048900,"sku":"MD-179572649","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217551081668,"sku":"MD-179572656","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217551114436,"sku":"MD-179572663","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217551147204,"sku":"MD-179572670","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217551179972,"sku":"MD-179572677","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217551212740,"sku":"MD-179572627","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217551245508,"sku":"MD-179572634","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217551278276,"sku":"MD-179572641","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217551311044,"sku":"MD-179572648","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217551343812,"sku":"MD-179572655","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217551376580,"sku":"MD-179572662","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217551409348,"sku":"MD-179572669","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217551442116,"sku":"MD-179572676","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217551474884,"sku":"MD-179572630","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217551507652,"sku":"MD-179572637","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217551540420,"sku":"MD-179572644","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217551573188,"sku":"MD-179572651","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217551605956,"sku":"MD-179572658","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217551638724,"sku":"MD-179572665","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217551671492,"sku":"MD-179572672","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217551704260,"sku":"MD-179572679","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217551737028,"sku":"MD-179572624","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217551769796,"sku":"MD-179572631","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217551802564,"sku":"MD-179572638","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217551835332,"sku":"MD-179572645","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217551868100,"sku":"MD-179572652","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217551900868,"sku":"MD-179572659","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217551933636,"sku":"MD-179572666","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217551966404,"sku":"MD-179572673","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217551999172,"sku":"MD-179572625","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217552031940,"sku":"MD-179572632","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217552064708,"sku":"MD-179572639","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217552097476,"sku":"MD-179572646","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217552130244,"sku":"MD-179572653","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217552163012,"sku":"MD-179572660","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217552195780,"sku":"MD-179572667","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217552228548,"sku":"MD-179572674","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217552261316,"sku":"MD-179572626","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217552294084,"sku":"MD-179572633","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217552326852,"sku":"MD-179572640","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217552359620,"sku":"MD-179572647","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217552392388,"sku":"MD-179572654","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217552425156,"sku":"MD-179572661","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217552457924,"sku":"MD-179572668","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217552490692,"sku":"MD-179572675","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/7bcd3a64-ad27-48ac-ae0b-3294120b5953_58c9042b-8fe6-46ca-b11f-ee8972561d16.jpg?v=1794092481"},{"product_id":"she-started-packing-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503484","title":"She Started Packing ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eShe Started Packing ~ the sink was fine until Tuesday\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFour words from him, and she went for the suitcase. Not to leave, to be clear, just to stay somewhere with running water until this is over. The job is bigger than it was an hour ago and he is confident about most of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParts Count:\u003c\/strong\u003e Everything that was under the sink is now on the counter, in an order only he understands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMarried To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The handyman whose repairs come with a hotel recommendation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLeaks Into:\u003c\/strong\u003e Weekend plumbing jobs, holiday visits, and the one bathroom the whole house shares.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217552556228,"sku":"MD-179572685","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217552588996,"sku":"MD-179572692","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217552621764,"sku":"MD-179572699","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217552654532,"sku":"MD-179572706","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217552687300,"sku":"MD-179572713","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217552720068,"sku":"MD-179572720","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217552752836,"sku":"MD-179572727","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217552785604,"sku":"MD-179572734","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217552818372,"sku":"MD-179572684","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217552851140,"sku":"MD-179572691","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217552883908,"sku":"MD-179572698","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217552916676,"sku":"MD-179572705","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217552949444,"sku":"MD-179572712","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217552982212,"sku":"MD-179572719","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217553014980,"sku":"MD-179572726","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217553047748,"sku":"MD-179572733","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217553080516,"sku":"MD-179572683","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217553113284,"sku":"MD-179572690","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217553146052,"sku":"MD-179572697","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217553178820,"sku":"MD-179572704","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217553211588,"sku":"MD-179572711","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217553244356,"sku":"MD-179572718","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217553277124,"sku":"MD-179572725","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217553309892,"sku":"MD-179572732","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217553342660,"sku":"MD-179572686","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217553375428,"sku":"MD-179572693","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217553408196,"sku":"MD-179572700","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217553440964,"sku":"MD-179572707","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217553473732,"sku":"MD-179572714","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217553506500,"sku":"MD-179572721","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217553539268,"sku":"MD-179572728","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217553572036,"sku":"MD-179572735","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217553604804,"sku":"MD-179572680","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217553637572,"sku":"MD-179572687","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217553670340,"sku":"MD-179572694","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217553703108,"sku":"MD-179572701","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217553735876,"sku":"MD-179572708","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217553768644,"sku":"MD-179572715","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217553801412,"sku":"MD-179572722","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217553834180,"sku":"MD-179572729","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217553866948,"sku":"MD-179572681","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217553899716,"sku":"MD-179572688","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217553932484,"sku":"MD-179572695","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217553965252,"sku":"MD-179572702","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217553998020,"sku":"MD-179572709","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217554030788,"sku":"MD-179572716","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217554063556,"sku":"MD-179572723","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217554096324,"sku":"MD-179572730","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217554129092,"sku":"MD-179572682","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217554161860,"sku":"MD-179572689","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217554194628,"sku":"MD-179572696","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217554227396,"sku":"MD-179572703","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217554260164,"sku":"MD-179572710","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217554292932,"sku":"MD-179572717","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217554325700,"sku":"MD-179572724","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217554358468,"sku":"MD-179572731","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/ba666648-db63-487d-816c-6b3c39cbcd8a_bd5050b2-8f74-4026-aa86-7a03db8e6ad9.jpg?v=1794092483"},{"product_id":"her-search-history-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503485","title":"Her Search History ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHer Search History ~ she has already looked it up\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe loves her completely. He also knows she has searched how to remove and does insurance cover, and he does not ask about what. Love is trust. Fear is also trust, just better informed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBrowser Tabs:\u003c\/strong\u003e Recipes, the weather, and three things he has decided not to think about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the Husband Who:\u003c\/strong\u003e Leaves his tools out and his phone unlocked, bravely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSurfaces At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Anniversary mornings, date night, and the kitchen after he says what did you do today.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217554391236,"sku":"MD-179572741","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217554424004,"sku":"MD-179572748","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217554456772,"sku":"MD-179572755","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217554489540,"sku":"MD-179572762","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217554522308,"sku":"MD-179572769","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217554555076,"sku":"MD-179572776","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217554587844,"sku":"MD-179572783","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217554620612,"sku":"MD-179572790","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217554653380,"sku":"MD-179572740","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217554686148,"sku":"MD-179572747","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217554718916,"sku":"MD-179572754","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217554751684,"sku":"MD-179572761","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217554784452,"sku":"MD-179572768","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217554817220,"sku":"MD-179572775","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217554849988,"sku":"MD-179572782","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217554882756,"sku":"MD-179572789","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217554915524,"sku":"MD-179572739","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217554948292,"sku":"MD-179572746","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217554981060,"sku":"MD-179572753","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217555013828,"sku":"MD-179572760","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217555046596,"sku":"MD-179572767","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217555079364,"sku":"MD-179572774","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217555112132,"sku":"MD-179572781","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217555144900,"sku":"MD-179572788","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217555177668,"sku":"MD-179572742","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217555210436,"sku":"MD-179572749","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217555243204,"sku":"MD-179572756","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217555275972,"sku":"MD-179572763","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217555308740,"sku":"MD-179572770","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217555341508,"sku":"MD-179572777","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217555374276,"sku":"MD-179572784","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217555407044,"sku":"MD-179572791","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217555439812,"sku":"MD-179572736","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217555472580,"sku":"MD-179572743","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217555505348,"sku":"MD-179572750","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217555538116,"sku":"MD-179572757","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217555570884,"sku":"MD-179572764","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217555603652,"sku":"MD-179572771","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217555636420,"sku":"MD-179572778","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217555669188,"sku":"MD-179572785","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217555701956,"sku":"MD-179572737","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217555734724,"sku":"MD-179572744","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217555767492,"sku":"MD-179572751","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217555800260,"sku":"MD-179572758","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217555833028,"sku":"MD-179572765","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217555865796,"sku":"MD-179572772","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217555898564,"sku":"MD-179572779","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217555931332,"sku":"MD-179572786","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217555964100,"sku":"MD-179572738","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217555996868,"sku":"MD-179572745","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217556029636,"sku":"MD-179572752","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217556062404,"sku":"MD-179572759","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217556095172,"sku":"MD-179572766","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217556127940,"sku":"MD-179572773","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217556160708,"sku":"MD-179572780","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217556193476,"sku":"MD-179572787","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/58ff7ceb-54e3-4b45-b9e6-062fd66def69_a9cd8067-8367-41ac-a336-666446211b48.jpg?v=1794092485"},{"product_id":"return-me-to-the-boat-ramp-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503491","title":"Return Me to the Boat Ramp ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eReturn Me to the Boat Ramp ~ the cooler left without him\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe launch did not go as drawn up. Somewhere between the truck and the water a plan came apart, and the cooler made a break for it. Someone will find him later with a story and no boat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLost and Found:\u003c\/strong\u003e One man, one trailer, one cooler making better time than either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTagged For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The boat owner whose launches draw a crowd every single Saturday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDrifts Toward:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lake weekends, the marina bar, and every ramp with a bench for spectators.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217567629508,"sku":"MD-179573077","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217567662276,"sku":"MD-179573084","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217567695044,"sku":"MD-179573104","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217567727812,"sku":"MD-179573118","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217567760580,"sku":"MD-179573133","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217567793348,"sku":"MD-179573168","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217567826116,"sku":"MD-179573175","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217567858884,"sku":"MD-179573182","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217567891652,"sku":"MD-179573076","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217567924420,"sku":"MD-179573083","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217567957188,"sku":"MD-179573102","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217567989956,"sku":"MD-179573115","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217568022724,"sku":"MD-179573130","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217568055492,"sku":"MD-179573167","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217568088260,"sku":"MD-179573174","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217568121028,"sku":"MD-179573181","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217568153796,"sku":"MD-179573075","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217568186564,"sku":"MD-179573082","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217568219332,"sku":"MD-179573100","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217568252100,"sku":"MD-179573113","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217568284868,"sku":"MD-179573128","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217568317636,"sku":"MD-179573142","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217568350404,"sku":"MD-179573173","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217568383172,"sku":"MD-179573180","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217568415940,"sku":"MD-179573078","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217568448708,"sku":"MD-179573092","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217568481476,"sku":"MD-179573106","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217568514244,"sku":"MD-179573120","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217568547012,"sku":"MD-179573135","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217568579780,"sku":"MD-179573169","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217568612548,"sku":"MD-179573176","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217568645316,"sku":"MD-179573183","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217568678084,"sku":"MD-179573072","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217568710852,"sku":"MD-179573079","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217568743620,"sku":"MD-179573094","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217568776388,"sku":"MD-179573108","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217568809156,"sku":"MD-179573123","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217568841924,"sku":"MD-179573136","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217568874692,"sku":"MD-179573170","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217568907460,"sku":"MD-179573177","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217568940228,"sku":"MD-179573073","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217568972996,"sku":"MD-179573080","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217569005764,"sku":"MD-179573096","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217569038532,"sku":"MD-179573110","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217569071300,"sku":"MD-179573124","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217569104068,"sku":"MD-179573138","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217569136836,"sku":"MD-179573171","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217569169604,"sku":"MD-179573178","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217569202372,"sku":"MD-179573074","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217569235140,"sku":"MD-179573081","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217569267908,"sku":"MD-179573098","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217569300676,"sku":"MD-179573111","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217569333444,"sku":"MD-179573126","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217569366212,"sku":"MD-179573140","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217569398980,"sku":"MD-179573172","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217569431748,"sku":"MD-179573179","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/1072e598-93d0-495c-9289-0d6a6cc26587_ba58f93c-07ae-4741-9d52-b40b9e7ff303.jpg?v=1794092500"},{"product_id":"exploring-downward-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503494","title":"Exploring Downward ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eExploring Downward ~ the axles are learning things\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eStuck is a state of mind. The truck is simply going somewhere new, slowly, in a direction most trucks do not try. He will call it progress until the tow strap arrives, then he will call it a lesson.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eField Report:\u003c\/strong\u003e Forward motion zero, downward motion steady, morale surprisingly high.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePulled Out By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who owns a winch and has stopped asking questions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSinks In At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mud bogs, spring thaw, and the back forty after a good rain.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217569530052,"sku":"MD-179573245","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217569562820,"sku":"MD-179573252","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217569595588,"sku":"MD-179573259","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217569628356,"sku":"MD-179573266","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217569661124,"sku":"MD-179573273","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217569693892,"sku":"MD-179573280","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217569726660,"sku":"MD-179573287","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217569759428,"sku":"MD-179573294","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217569792196,"sku":"MD-179573244","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217569824964,"sku":"MD-179573251","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217569857732,"sku":"MD-179573258","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217569890500,"sku":"MD-179573265","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217569923268,"sku":"MD-179573272","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217569956036,"sku":"MD-179573279","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217569988804,"sku":"MD-179573286","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217570021572,"sku":"MD-179573293","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217570054340,"sku":"MD-179573243","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217570087108,"sku":"MD-179573250","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217570119876,"sku":"MD-179573257","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217570152644,"sku":"MD-179573264","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217570185412,"sku":"MD-179573271","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217570218180,"sku":"MD-179573278","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217570250948,"sku":"MD-179573285","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217570283716,"sku":"MD-179573292","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217570316484,"sku":"MD-179573246","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217570349252,"sku":"MD-179573253","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217570382020,"sku":"MD-179573260","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217570414788,"sku":"MD-179573267","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217570447556,"sku":"MD-179573274","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217570480324,"sku":"MD-179573281","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217570513092,"sku":"MD-179573288","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217570545860,"sku":"MD-179573295","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217570578628,"sku":"MD-179573240","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217570611396,"sku":"MD-179573247","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217570644164,"sku":"MD-179573254","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217570676932,"sku":"MD-179573261","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217570709700,"sku":"MD-179573268","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217570742468,"sku":"MD-179573275","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217570775236,"sku":"MD-179573282","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217570808004,"sku":"MD-179573289","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217570840772,"sku":"MD-179573241","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217570873540,"sku":"MD-179573248","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217570906308,"sku":"MD-179573255","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217570939076,"sku":"MD-179573262","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217570971844,"sku":"MD-179573269","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217571004612,"sku":"MD-179573276","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217571037380,"sku":"MD-179573283","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217571070148,"sku":"MD-179573290","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217571102916,"sku":"MD-179573242","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217571135684,"sku":"MD-179573249","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217571168452,"sku":"MD-179573256","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217571201220,"sku":"MD-179573263","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217571233988,"sku":"MD-179573270","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217571266756,"sku":"MD-179573277","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217571299524,"sku":"MD-179573284","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217571332292,"sku":"MD-179573291","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/584dba18-b793-43ce-a16d-775660922b8b_7a0ed154-3a11-427a-bdc6-eecfc46f6813.jpg?v=1794092506"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/collections\/premium-heavyweight-tees.oembed?page=2","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}