{"title":"Spectacularly Original Bad Ideas","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"spc5-shelf-row\" style=\"display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;gap:20px;align-items:center;justify-content:center;font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;margin:0 0 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cimg class=\"spc5-shelf-pic\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/7a10a8c6-7b3d-4a1b-8a26-f0dec617c153_ae178b88-432c-4241-8360-1d35253cfe3d.jpg?v=1794092642\u0026amp;width=360\u0026amp;height=360\u0026amp;crop=center\" alt=\"Easy Fix We Moved ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width:160px;height:160px;max-width:45%;object-fit:cover;border-radius:8px;flex:0 1 auto\"\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"spc5-shelf-row\" style=\"flex:1 1 260px;min-width:220px;text-align:left;\"\u003e\u003cp style=\"margin:0 0 0;font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;\"\u003eThe kind of designs people buy because they know exactly who needs one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cimg class=\"spc5-shelf-pic\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/fc592e6d-47aa-4c3a-92b4-b70f30a768eb_9434954c-57b1-4544-b22e-435f33e66f68.jpg?v=1794092648\u0026amp;width=360\u0026amp;height=360\u0026amp;crop=center\" alt=\"Emergency Contact Blocked Me ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" loading=\"lazy\" style=\"width:160px;height:160px;max-width:45%;object-fit:cover;border-radius:8px;flex:0 1 auto\"\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"the-plan-was-simple-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503437","title":"The Plan Was Simple ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Plan Was Simple ~ there was never a plan\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAsk him how it was supposed to go and watch the pause. There was a beer, a Saturday, and a general direction. Everything after that was improvised, including the part that worked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMoment of Truth:\u003c\/strong\u003e When someone asks where the instructions went and he points at his own head.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlanner in Chief:\u003c\/strong\u003e The uncle who shows up with the wrong tools and the right attitude every single time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRolls Out At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shed builds, boat launches, and anything that starts with we'll figure it out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217462214852,"sku":"MD-179570102","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217461985476,"sku":"MD-179570053","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462018244,"sku":"MD-179570060","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462051012,"sku":"MD-179570067","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462083780,"sku":"MD-179570074","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462116548,"sku":"MD-179570081","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462149316,"sku":"MD-179570088","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462182084,"sku":"MD-179570095","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217462476996,"sku":"MD-179570101","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217462247620,"sku":"MD-179570052","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462280388,"sku":"MD-179570059","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462313156,"sku":"MD-179570066","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462345924,"sku":"MD-179570073","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462378692,"sku":"MD-179570080","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462411460,"sku":"MD-179570087","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462444228,"sku":"MD-179570094","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217462739140,"sku":"MD-179570100","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217462509764,"sku":"MD-179570051","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462542532,"sku":"MD-179570058","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462575300,"sku":"MD-179570065","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462608068,"sku":"MD-179570072","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462640836,"sku":"MD-179570079","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462673604,"sku":"MD-179570086","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462706372,"sku":"MD-179570093","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463001284,"sku":"MD-179570103","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217462771908,"sku":"MD-179570054","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217462804676,"sku":"MD-179570061","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217462837444,"sku":"MD-179570068","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217462870212,"sku":"MD-179570075","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217462902980,"sku":"MD-179570082","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217462935748,"sku":"MD-179570089","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217462968516,"sku":"MD-179570096","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463263428,"sku":"MD-179570097","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217463034052,"sku":"MD-179570048","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217463066820,"sku":"MD-179570055","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217463099588,"sku":"MD-179570062","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217463132356,"sku":"MD-179570069","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217463165124,"sku":"MD-179570076","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217463197892,"sku":"MD-179570083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217463230660,"sku":"MD-179570090","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463525572,"sku":"MD-179570098","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217463296196,"sku":"MD-179570049","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217463328964,"sku":"MD-179570056","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217463361732,"sku":"MD-179570063","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217463394500,"sku":"MD-179570070","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217463427268,"sku":"MD-179570077","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217463460036,"sku":"MD-179570084","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217463492804,"sku":"MD-179570091","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217463787716,"sku":"MD-179570099","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217463558340,"sku":"MD-179570050","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217463591108,"sku":"MD-179570057","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217463623876,"sku":"MD-179570064","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217463656644,"sku":"MD-179570071","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217463689412,"sku":"MD-179570078","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217463722180,"sku":"MD-179570085","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217463754948,"sku":"MD-179570092","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/bd6b78c7-cb7c-4be1-b9cc-1c80f19fa4a9_4d06abb7-e696-4de8-a8ac-05b9a9d1331f.jpg?v=1794092380"},{"product_id":"fix-a-bad-idea-with-a-second-bad-idea-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503442","title":"Fix a Bad Idea With a Second Bad Idea ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFix a Bad Idea With a Second Bad Idea ~ the math checks out to him\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe first idea did not work. The second one is bigger. Nobody asked for a third, but it is already being discussed over the open hood, which is how all his best stories begin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDecision Point:\u003c\/strong\u003e The moment the first attempt fails and he says okay, new plan, in a voice full of hope.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Runs It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who has never once solved a problem by making it smaller.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDeployed At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engine swaps, deck repairs, and every project that doubled its budget by lunch.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217473388740,"sku":"MD-179570369","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217473224900,"sku":"MD-179570333","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217473257668,"sku":"MD-179570340","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217473290436,"sku":"MD-179570347","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217473323204,"sku":"MD-179570354","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217473355972,"sku":"MD-179570361","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217473421508,"sku":"MD-179570380","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217473454276,"sku":"MD-179570392","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217473650884,"sku":"MD-179570368","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217473487044,"sku":"MD-179570332","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217473519812,"sku":"MD-179570339","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217473552580,"sku":"MD-179570346","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217473585348,"sku":"MD-179570353","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217473618116,"sku":"MD-179570360","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217473683652,"sku":"MD-179570378","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217473716420,"sku":"MD-179570390","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217473913028,"sku":"MD-179570367","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217473749188,"sku":"MD-179570331","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217473781956,"sku":"MD-179570338","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217473814724,"sku":"MD-179570345","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217473847492,"sku":"MD-179570352","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217473880260,"sku":"MD-179570359","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217473945796,"sku":"MD-179570376","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217473978564,"sku":"MD-179570388","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474175172,"sku":"MD-179570371","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474011332,"sku":"MD-179570334","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474044100,"sku":"MD-179570341","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474076868,"sku":"MD-179570348","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474109636,"sku":"MD-179570355","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474142404,"sku":"MD-179570362","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474207940,"sku":"MD-179570381","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217474240708,"sku":"MD-179570394","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474437316,"sku":"MD-179570363","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474273476,"sku":"MD-179570328","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474306244,"sku":"MD-179570335","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474339012,"sku":"MD-179570342","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474371780,"sku":"MD-179570349","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474404548,"sku":"MD-179570356","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474470084,"sku":"MD-179570372","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217474502852,"sku":"MD-179570383","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474699460,"sku":"MD-179570365","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474535620,"sku":"MD-179570329","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474568388,"sku":"MD-179570336","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474601156,"sku":"MD-179570343","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474633924,"sku":"MD-179570350","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474666692,"sku":"MD-179570357","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474732228,"sku":"MD-179570373","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217474764996,"sku":"MD-179570384","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217474961604,"sku":"MD-179570366","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217474797764,"sku":"MD-179570330","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217474830532,"sku":"MD-179570337","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217474863300,"sku":"MD-179570344","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217474896068,"sku":"MD-179570351","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217474928836,"sku":"MD-179570358","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217474994372,"sku":"MD-179570375","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217475027140,"sku":"MD-179570386","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/cc4b7ae6-a73c-4ddf-bda2-237801c269bb_316ac456-fba9-4f8d-ad33-f8cfac21e2b5.jpg?v=1794092387"},{"product_id":"its-not-broken-its-a-story-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503449","title":"It's Not Broken It's a Story ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's Not Broken It's a Story ~ and it gets better every telling\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThings in his life do not break. They graduate. Whatever folded, bent, or quit under him last weekend is now a chapter, and he tells it with a straight face and a full hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Moment:\u003c\/strong\u003e The quiet after the crack, when everyone looks at him and he says well, that happened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTold By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The guy who has never thrown anything away, because every broken thing is evidence he was there.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStory Hour:\u003c\/strong\u003e The fire pit, the tailgate, and any bar stool with a captive audience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217482596548,"sku":"MD-179570732","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217482563780,"sku":"MD-179570725","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217482629316,"sku":"MD-179570739","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217482662084,"sku":"MD-179570746","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217482694852,"sku":"MD-179570753","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217482727620,"sku":"MD-179570760","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217482760388,"sku":"MD-179570767","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217482793156,"sku":"MD-179570774","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217482858692,"sku":"MD-179570731","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217482825924,"sku":"MD-179570724","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217482891460,"sku":"MD-179570738","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217482924228,"sku":"MD-179570745","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217482956996,"sku":"MD-179570752","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217482989764,"sku":"MD-179570759","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483022532,"sku":"MD-179570766","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483055300,"sku":"MD-179570773","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483120836,"sku":"MD-179570730","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217483088068,"sku":"MD-179570723","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483153604,"sku":"MD-179570737","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483186372,"sku":"MD-179570744","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217483219140,"sku":"MD-179570751","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217483251908,"sku":"MD-179570758","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483284676,"sku":"MD-179570765","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483317444,"sku":"MD-179570772","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483382980,"sku":"MD-179570733","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217483350212,"sku":"MD-179570726","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483415748,"sku":"MD-179570740","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483448516,"sku":"MD-179570747","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217483481284,"sku":"MD-179570754","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217483514052,"sku":"MD-179570761","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483546820,"sku":"MD-179570768","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483579588,"sku":"MD-179570775","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483645124,"sku":"MD-179570727","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217483612356,"sku":"MD-179570720","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483677892,"sku":"MD-179570734","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483710660,"sku":"MD-179570741","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217483743428,"sku":"MD-179570748","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217483776196,"sku":"MD-179570755","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217483808964,"sku":"MD-179570762","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217483841732,"sku":"MD-179570769","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217483907268,"sku":"MD-179570728","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217483874500,"sku":"MD-179570721","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217483940036,"sku":"MD-179570735","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217483972804,"sku":"MD-179570742","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217484005572,"sku":"MD-179570749","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217484038340,"sku":"MD-179570756","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217484071108,"sku":"MD-179570763","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217484103876,"sku":"MD-179570770","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217484169412,"sku":"MD-179570729","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217484136644,"sku":"MD-179570722","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217484202180,"sku":"MD-179570736","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217484234948,"sku":"MD-179570743","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217484267716,"sku":"MD-179570750","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217484300484,"sku":"MD-179570757","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217484333252,"sku":"MD-179570764","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217484366020,"sku":"MD-179570771","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/415280bc-0606-426f-a61d-24673d2dc373_15da69b3-6f61-4746-8db1-258c5f166e81.jpg?v=1794092400"},{"product_id":"powered-by-bad-ideas-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503472","title":"Powered by Bad Ideas ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePowered by Bad Ideas ~ the engine never quits\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood ideas get planned. Bad ideas get done. The zip line, the homemade smoker, the trailer hitch on the riding mower. Not one came from a careful mind and every one of them worked for at least a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFuel Source:\u003c\/strong\u003e Boredom, a long weekend, and a friend who says do it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor The One Who:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hears that is a terrible idea and takes it as a schedule.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExtended Warranty:\u003c\/strong\u003e Covers nothing, which has never stopped him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522147524,"sku":"MD-179572062","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217521918148,"sku":"MD-179572013","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217521950916,"sku":"MD-179572020","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217521983684,"sku":"MD-179572027","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522016452,"sku":"MD-179572034","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522049220,"sku":"MD-179572041","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522081988,"sku":"MD-179572048","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522114756,"sku":"MD-179572055","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522409668,"sku":"MD-179572061","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217522180292,"sku":"MD-179572012","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522213060,"sku":"MD-179572019","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217522245828,"sku":"MD-179572026","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522278596,"sku":"MD-179572033","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522311364,"sku":"MD-179572040","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522344132,"sku":"MD-179572047","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522376900,"sku":"MD-179572054","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522671812,"sku":"MD-179572060","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217522442436,"sku":"MD-179572011","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522475204,"sku":"MD-179572018","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217522507972,"sku":"MD-179572025","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522540740,"sku":"MD-179572032","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522573508,"sku":"MD-179572039","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522606276,"sku":"MD-179572046","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522639044,"sku":"MD-179572053","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217522933956,"sku":"MD-179572063","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217522704580,"sku":"MD-179572014","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522737348,"sku":"MD-179572021","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217522770116,"sku":"MD-179572028","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217522802884,"sku":"MD-179572035","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217522835652,"sku":"MD-179572042","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217522868420,"sku":"MD-179572049","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217522901188,"sku":"MD-179572056","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217523196100,"sku":"MD-179572057","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217522966724,"sku":"MD-179572008","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217522999492,"sku":"MD-179572015","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217523032260,"sku":"MD-179572022","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217523065028,"sku":"MD-179572029","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217523097796,"sku":"MD-179572036","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217523130564,"sku":"MD-179572043","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217523163332,"sku":"MD-179572050","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217523458244,"sku":"MD-179572058","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217523228868,"sku":"MD-179572009","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217523261636,"sku":"MD-179572016","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217523294404,"sku":"MD-179572023","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217523327172,"sku":"MD-179572030","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217523359940,"sku":"MD-179572037","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217523392708,"sku":"MD-179572044","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217523425476,"sku":"MD-179572051","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217523720388,"sku":"MD-179572059","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217523491012,"sku":"MD-179572010","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217523523780,"sku":"MD-179572017","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217523556548,"sku":"MD-179572024","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217523589316,"sku":"MD-179572031","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217523622084,"sku":"MD-179572038","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217523654852,"sku":"MD-179572045","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217523687620,"sku":"MD-179572052","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/580026f5-b209-47fd-b8fb-0f0d3bda1552_b9af2f63-5390-43e6-ab7c-791471976053.jpg?v=1794092455"},{"product_id":"then-i-got-bored-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503633","title":"Then I Got Bored ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThen I Got Bored ~ the lawn is cut, the mower has racing stripes\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe plan was a quiet Saturday. Pay a bill, mow the lawn, sit down. The bill got paid. The lawn got mowed in record time because by then the mower had stripes, a number and a checkered flag at the mailbox.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlag It For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who can turn any chore into a competition and any competition into a parade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eResponsibility Window:\u003c\/strong\u003e Roughly forty minutes, ending the moment he found the spray paint.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLap Record:\u003c\/strong\u003e Set on the front yard, contested by the neighbor with the bigger mower.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217674846404,"sku":"MD-179579359","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217674748100,"sku":"MD-179579338","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217674780868,"sku":"MD-179579345","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217674813636,"sku":"MD-179579352","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217674879172,"sku":"MD-179579366","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217674911940,"sku":"MD-179579373","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217674944708,"sku":"MD-179579380","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217674977476,"sku":"MD-179579387","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217675108548,"sku":"MD-179579358","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217675010244,"sku":"MD-179579337","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217675043012,"sku":"MD-179579344","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217675075780,"sku":"MD-179579351","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217675141316,"sku":"MD-179579365","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217675174084,"sku":"MD-179579372","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217675206852,"sku":"MD-179579379","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217675239620,"sku":"MD-179579386","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217675370692,"sku":"MD-179579357","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217675272388,"sku":"MD-179579336","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217675305156,"sku":"MD-179579343","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217675337924,"sku":"MD-179579350","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217675403460,"sku":"MD-179579364","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217675436228,"sku":"MD-179579371","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217675468996,"sku":"MD-179579378","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217675501764,"sku":"MD-179579385","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217675632836,"sku":"MD-179579360","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217675534532,"sku":"MD-179579339","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217675567300,"sku":"MD-179579346","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217675600068,"sku":"MD-179579353","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217675665604,"sku":"MD-179579367","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217675698372,"sku":"MD-179579374","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217675731140,"sku":"MD-179579381","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217675763908,"sku":"MD-179579388","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217675894980,"sku":"MD-179579354","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217675796676,"sku":"MD-179579333","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217675829444,"sku":"MD-179579340","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217675862212,"sku":"MD-179579347","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217675927748,"sku":"MD-179579361","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217675960516,"sku":"MD-179579368","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217675993284,"sku":"MD-179579375","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217676026052,"sku":"MD-179579382","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217676157124,"sku":"MD-179579355","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217676058820,"sku":"MD-179579334","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217676091588,"sku":"MD-179579341","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217676124356,"sku":"MD-179579348","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217676189892,"sku":"MD-179579362","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217676222660,"sku":"MD-179579369","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217676255428,"sku":"MD-179579376","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217676288196,"sku":"MD-179579383","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217676419268,"sku":"MD-179579356","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217676320964,"sku":"MD-179579335","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217676353732,"sku":"MD-179579342","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217676386500,"sku":"MD-179579349","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217676452036,"sku":"MD-179579363","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217676484804,"sku":"MD-179579370","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217676517572,"sku":"MD-179579377","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217676550340,"sku":"MD-179579384","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/c8ab1af9-1250-4fac-b9dd-b8d3d9f0e637_6aa590b6-2039-4479-8082-89fee5f8e047.jpg?v=1794092636"},{"product_id":"emergency-contact-blocked-me-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503638","title":"Emergency Contact Blocked Me ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEmergency Contact Blocked Me ~ the line is dead, the man is not\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt took years of calls. From the roof. From the quarry. From a boat launch at two in the morning with a story that started with so, anyway. Then one day the calls stopped going through, and he had to pick a new name for the form.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCall History:\u003c\/strong\u003e Long, late and mostly beginning with the word okay.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew Emergency Contact:\u003c\/strong\u003e A buddy who has not read the fine print yet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProgram It For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who makes the phone ring in the night and the story worth it in the morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217676845252,"sku":"MD-179579667","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217676615876,"sku":"MD-179579618","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217676648644,"sku":"MD-179579625","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217676681412,"sku":"MD-179579632","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217676714180,"sku":"MD-179579639","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217676746948,"sku":"MD-179579646","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217676779716,"sku":"MD-179579653","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217676812484,"sku":"MD-179579660","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217677107396,"sku":"MD-179579666","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217676878020,"sku":"MD-179579617","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217676910788,"sku":"MD-179579624","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217676943556,"sku":"MD-179579631","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217676976324,"sku":"MD-179579638","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217677009092,"sku":"MD-179579645","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217677041860,"sku":"MD-179579652","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217677074628,"sku":"MD-179579659","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217677369540,"sku":"MD-179579665","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217677140164,"sku":"MD-179579616","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217677172932,"sku":"MD-179579623","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217677205700,"sku":"MD-179579630","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217677238468,"sku":"MD-179579637","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217677271236,"sku":"MD-179579644","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217677304004,"sku":"MD-179579651","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217677336772,"sku":"MD-179579658","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217677631684,"sku":"MD-179579668","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217677402308,"sku":"MD-179579619","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217677435076,"sku":"MD-179579626","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217677467844,"sku":"MD-179579633","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217677500612,"sku":"MD-179579640","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217677533380,"sku":"MD-179579647","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217677566148,"sku":"MD-179579654","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217677598916,"sku":"MD-179579661","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217677893828,"sku":"MD-179579662","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217677664452,"sku":"MD-179579613","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217677697220,"sku":"MD-179579620","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217677729988,"sku":"MD-179579627","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217677762756,"sku":"MD-179579634","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217677795524,"sku":"MD-179579641","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217677828292,"sku":"MD-179579648","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217677861060,"sku":"MD-179579655","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217678155972,"sku":"MD-179579663","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217677926596,"sku":"MD-179579614","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217677959364,"sku":"MD-179579621","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217677992132,"sku":"MD-179579628","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217678024900,"sku":"MD-179579635","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217678057668,"sku":"MD-179579642","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217678090436,"sku":"MD-179579649","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217678123204,"sku":"MD-179579656","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217678418116,"sku":"MD-179579664","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217678188740,"sku":"MD-179579615","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217678221508,"sku":"MD-179579622","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217678254276,"sku":"MD-179579629","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217678287044,"sku":"MD-179579636","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217678319812,"sku":"MD-179579643","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217678352580,"sku":"MD-179579650","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217678385348,"sku":"MD-179579657","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/fc592e6d-47aa-4c3a-92b4-b70f30a768eb_9434954c-57b1-4544-b22e-435f33e66f68.jpg?v=1794092648"},{"product_id":"inventor-and-defendant-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503634","title":"Inventor and Defendant ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eInventor and Defendant ~ one line, two careers, same afternoon\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHalf the machines in the garage would make a patent clerk weep. The other half would make a judge sigh. He builds both kinds with the same screwdriver and the same grin, and the neighbors have learned to call before they come over.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEnter It For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The backyard inventor whose paperwork is thinner than his idea notebook.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePatent Pending:\u003c\/strong\u003e The leaf blower snow thrower, once the insurance question is settled.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCourt Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e None yet, which he counts as a win for science.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217678483652,"sku":"MD-179579401","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217678450884,"sku":"MD-179579394","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217678516420,"sku":"MD-179579408","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217678549188,"sku":"MD-179579415","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217678581956,"sku":"MD-179579422","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217678614724,"sku":"MD-179579429","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217678647492,"sku":"MD-179579436","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217678680260,"sku":"MD-179579443","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217678745796,"sku":"MD-179579400","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217678713028,"sku":"MD-179579393","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217678778564,"sku":"MD-179579407","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217678811332,"sku":"MD-179579414","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217678844100,"sku":"MD-179579421","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217678876868,"sku":"MD-179579428","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217678909636,"sku":"MD-179579435","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217678942404,"sku":"MD-179579442","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217679007940,"sku":"MD-179579399","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217678975172,"sku":"MD-179579392","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217679040708,"sku":"MD-179579406","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217679073476,"sku":"MD-179579413","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217679106244,"sku":"MD-179579420","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217679139012,"sku":"MD-179579427","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217679171780,"sku":"MD-179579434","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217679204548,"sku":"MD-179579441","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217679270084,"sku":"MD-179579402","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217679237316,"sku":"MD-179579395","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217679302852,"sku":"MD-179579409","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217679335620,"sku":"MD-179579416","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217679368388,"sku":"MD-179579423","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217679401156,"sku":"MD-179579430","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217679433924,"sku":"MD-179579437","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217679466692,"sku":"MD-179579444","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217679532228,"sku":"MD-179579396","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217679499460,"sku":"MD-179579389","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217679564996,"sku":"MD-179579403","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217679597764,"sku":"MD-179579410","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217679630532,"sku":"MD-179579417","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217679663300,"sku":"MD-179579424","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217679696068,"sku":"MD-179579431","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217679728836,"sku":"MD-179579438","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217679794372,"sku":"MD-179579397","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217679761604,"sku":"MD-179579390","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217679827140,"sku":"MD-179579404","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217679859908,"sku":"MD-179579411","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217679892676,"sku":"MD-179579418","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217679925444,"sku":"MD-179579425","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217679958212,"sku":"MD-179579432","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217679990980,"sku":"MD-179579439","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217680056516,"sku":"MD-179579398","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217680023748,"sku":"MD-179579391","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217680089284,"sku":"MD-179579405","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217680122052,"sku":"MD-179579412","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217680154820,"sku":"MD-179579419","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217680187588,"sku":"MD-179579426","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217680220356,"sku":"MD-179579433","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217680253124,"sku":"MD-179579440","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/427ccdb0-6e97-4df9-ac9f-e8bb430b83c5_e10ffb4d-2ce6-4720-9b3a-e6d096f4ac0e.jpg?v=1794092639"},{"product_id":"the-story-is-priceless-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503635","title":"The Story Is Priceless ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Story Is Priceless ~ two boards, a tarp and a roll of tape got there first\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eForty dollars at the hardware store. One afternoon. A waterslide the size of a house that worked for exactly one run and collapsed to cheers. The receipt is gone. The story has been told at four weddings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBudget Breakdown:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lumber, a tarp, a roll of tape and a hose he already owned.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePayoff:\u003c\/strong\u003e One perfect run, three summers of retelling, infinite value.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuild It For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The cheap genius whose best projects cost less than dinner.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217680416964,"sku":"MD-179579471","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217680318660,"sku":"MD-179579450","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217680351428,"sku":"MD-179579457","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217680384196,"sku":"MD-179579464","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217680449732,"sku":"MD-179579478","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217680482500,"sku":"MD-179579485","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217680515268,"sku":"MD-179579492","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217680548036,"sku":"MD-179579499","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217680679108,"sku":"MD-179579470","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217680580804,"sku":"MD-179579449","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217680613572,"sku":"MD-179579456","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217680646340,"sku":"MD-179579463","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217680711876,"sku":"MD-179579477","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217680744644,"sku":"MD-179579484","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217680777412,"sku":"MD-179579491","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217680810180,"sku":"MD-179579498","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217680941252,"sku":"MD-179579469","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217680842948,"sku":"MD-179579448","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217680875716,"sku":"MD-179579455","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217680908484,"sku":"MD-179579462","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217680974020,"sku":"MD-179579476","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217681006788,"sku":"MD-179579483","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217681039556,"sku":"MD-179579490","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217681072324,"sku":"MD-179579497","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217681203396,"sku":"MD-179579472","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217681105092,"sku":"MD-179579451","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217681137860,"sku":"MD-179579458","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217681170628,"sku":"MD-179579465","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217681236164,"sku":"MD-179579479","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217681268932,"sku":"MD-179579486","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217681301700,"sku":"MD-179579493","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217681334468,"sku":"MD-179579500","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217681465540,"sku":"MD-179579466","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217681367236,"sku":"MD-179579445","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217681400004,"sku":"MD-179579452","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217681432772,"sku":"MD-179579459","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217681498308,"sku":"MD-179579473","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217681531076,"sku":"MD-179579480","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217681563844,"sku":"MD-179579487","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217681596612,"sku":"MD-179579494","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217681727684,"sku":"MD-179579467","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217681629380,"sku":"MD-179579446","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217681662148,"sku":"MD-179579453","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217681694916,"sku":"MD-179579460","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217681760452,"sku":"MD-179579474","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217681793220,"sku":"MD-179579481","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217681825988,"sku":"MD-179579488","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217681858756,"sku":"MD-179579495","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217681989828,"sku":"MD-179579468","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217681891524,"sku":"MD-179579447","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217681924292,"sku":"MD-179579454","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217681957060,"sku":"MD-179579461","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217682022596,"sku":"MD-179579475","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217682055364,"sku":"MD-179579482","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217682088132,"sku":"MD-179579489","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217682120900,"sku":"MD-179579496","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/d27d4d85-19ac-4d0d-a487-81c231e1e445_4356736f-e236-4f23-a369-6fa8188bde55.jpg?v=1794092640"},{"product_id":"easy-fix-we-moved-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503636","title":"Easy Fix We Moved ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEasy Fix We Moved ~ the sign in the yard tells the rest\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was a sticking door. Two words, a screwdriver and an hour, he said. The porch went next. Then the roofline. The real estate agent was very kind about it and never once asked what happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRepair Timeline:\u003c\/strong\u003e One door on Saturday, one moving truck by spring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eResale Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Listed as full of character, priced to reflect it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNail It Down For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband whose two most expensive words are easy fix.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217682284740,"sku":"MD-179579527","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217682186436,"sku":"MD-179579506","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217682219204,"sku":"MD-179579513","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217682251972,"sku":"MD-179579520","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217682317508,"sku":"MD-179579534","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217682350276,"sku":"MD-179579541","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217682383044,"sku":"MD-179579548","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217682415812,"sku":"MD-179579555","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217682546884,"sku":"MD-179579526","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217682448580,"sku":"MD-179579505","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217682481348,"sku":"MD-179579512","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217682514116,"sku":"MD-179579519","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217682579652,"sku":"MD-179579533","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217682612420,"sku":"MD-179579540","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217682645188,"sku":"MD-179579547","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217682677956,"sku":"MD-179579554","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217682809028,"sku":"MD-179579525","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217682710724,"sku":"MD-179579504","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217682743492,"sku":"MD-179579511","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217682776260,"sku":"MD-179579518","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217682841796,"sku":"MD-179579532","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217682874564,"sku":"MD-179579539","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217682907332,"sku":"MD-179579546","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217682940100,"sku":"MD-179579553","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217683071172,"sku":"MD-179579528","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217682972868,"sku":"MD-179579507","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217683005636,"sku":"MD-179579514","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217683038404,"sku":"MD-179579521","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217683103940,"sku":"MD-179579535","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217683136708,"sku":"MD-179579542","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217683169476,"sku":"MD-179579549","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217683202244,"sku":"MD-179579556","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217683333316,"sku":"MD-179579522","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217683235012,"sku":"MD-179579501","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217683267780,"sku":"MD-179579508","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217683300548,"sku":"MD-179579515","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217683366084,"sku":"MD-179579529","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217683398852,"sku":"MD-179579536","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217683431620,"sku":"MD-179579543","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217683464388,"sku":"MD-179579550","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217683595460,"sku":"MD-179579523","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217683497156,"sku":"MD-179579502","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217683529924,"sku":"MD-179579509","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217683562692,"sku":"MD-179579516","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217683628228,"sku":"MD-179579530","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217683660996,"sku":"MD-179579537","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217683693764,"sku":"MD-179579544","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217683726532,"sku":"MD-179579551","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217683857604,"sku":"MD-179579524","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217683759300,"sku":"MD-179579503","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217683792068,"sku":"MD-179579510","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217683824836,"sku":"MD-179579517","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217683890372,"sku":"MD-179579531","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217683923140,"sku":"MD-179579538","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217683955908,"sku":"MD-179579545","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217683988676,"sku":"MD-179579552","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/7a10a8c6-7b3d-4a1b-8a26-f0dec617c153_ae178b88-432c-4241-8360-1d35253cfe3d.jpg?v=1794092642"},{"product_id":"skip-intro-for-consequences-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503637","title":"Skip Intro for Consequences ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSkip Intro for Consequences ~ straight to the good part, every time\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOther people picture how it ends. He does not have that button. The plan arrives, the thumb comes down, and whatever was supposed to happen in the middle just never airs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eButton Pressed:\u003c\/strong\u003e Before the sentence that starts with but what if.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEpisodes Skipped:\u003c\/strong\u003e The one about the ladder, the one about the lake and a two-parter about fireworks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQueue It Up For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy who gets to the ending before anyone finishes the warning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217684086980,"sku":"MD-179579576","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217684021444,"sku":"MD-179579562","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217684054212,"sku":"MD-179579569","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217684119748,"sku":"MD-179579583","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217684152516,"sku":"MD-179579590","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217684185284,"sku":"MD-179579597","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217684218052,"sku":"MD-179579604","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217684250820,"sku":"MD-179579611","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217684349124,"sku":"MD-179579575","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217684283588,"sku":"MD-179579561","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217684316356,"sku":"MD-179579568","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217684381892,"sku":"MD-179579582","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217684414660,"sku":"MD-179579589","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217684447428,"sku":"MD-179579596","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217684480196,"sku":"MD-179579603","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217684512964,"sku":"MD-179579610","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217684611268,"sku":"MD-179579574","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217684545732,"sku":"MD-179579560","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217684578500,"sku":"MD-179579567","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217684644036,"sku":"MD-179579581","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217684676804,"sku":"MD-179579588","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217684709572,"sku":"MD-179579595","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217684742340,"sku":"MD-179579602","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217684775108,"sku":"MD-179579609","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217684873412,"sku":"MD-179579577","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217684807876,"sku":"MD-179579563","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217684840644,"sku":"MD-179579570","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217684906180,"sku":"MD-179579584","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217684938948,"sku":"MD-179579591","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217684971716,"sku":"MD-179579598","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217685004484,"sku":"MD-179579605","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217685037252,"sku":"MD-179579612","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217685135556,"sku":"MD-179579571","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217685070020,"sku":"MD-179579557","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217685102788,"sku":"MD-179579564","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217685168324,"sku":"MD-179579578","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217685201092,"sku":"MD-179579585","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217685233860,"sku":"MD-179579592","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217685266628,"sku":"MD-179579599","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217685299396,"sku":"MD-179579606","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217685397700,"sku":"MD-179579572","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217685332164,"sku":"MD-179579558","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217685364932,"sku":"MD-179579565","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217685430468,"sku":"MD-179579579","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217685463236,"sku":"MD-179579586","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217685496004,"sku":"MD-179579593","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217685528772,"sku":"MD-179579600","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217685561540,"sku":"MD-179579607","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217685659844,"sku":"MD-179579573","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217685594308,"sku":"MD-179579559","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217685627076,"sku":"MD-179579566","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217685692612,"sku":"MD-179579580","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217685725380,"sku":"MD-179579587","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217685758148,"sku":"MD-179579594","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217685790916,"sku":"MD-179579601","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217685823684,"sku":"MD-179579608","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/9b936bde-b952-4e13-9d82-9a3a3dd9044f_99b447cb-bf1f-48ec-a776-2cbe2a7754b9.jpg?v=1794092646"},{"product_id":"last-good-idea-has-witnesses-premium-heavyweight-t-shirt-5503642","title":"Last Good Idea Has Witnesses ~ Premium Heavyweight T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLast Good Idea Has Witnesses ~ the hovercraft is in a museum, sort of\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe mower no longer mows. It hovers, about an inch, for about four seconds, and seven people saw it happen. That makes it official. The caution tape is for the public, and the pedestal is for history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExhibit Hours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whenever the garage is open and he is in a talking mood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWitness List:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seven neighbors, two dogs and a mail carrier who has not come back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet It By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The inventor whose greatest hits all have a signed affidavit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery I’ve Got This… Hold My Beer premium tee is cut from heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, so it shrugs off backyard barbecue smoke, garage dirt, and questionable DIY glory the same way you do. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit is soft-washed and broken-in from day one, then somehow gets softer with every wash ~ duct tape optional, confidence included. Wash it cold and inside out, tumble dry low, and this pre-shrunk legend will outlast most of your projects and at least half of your best 'watch this' stories.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47217691721924,"sku":"MD-179579877","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47217691558084,"sku":"MD-179579842","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Brick","offer_id":47217691590852,"sku":"MD-179579849","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Denim","offer_id":47217691623620,"sku":"MD-179579856","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217691656388,"sku":"MD-179579863","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217691689156,"sku":"MD-179579870","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217691754692,"sku":"MD-179579884","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Wine","offer_id":47217691787460,"sku":"MD-179579891","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47217691984068,"sku":"MD-179579876","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47217691820228,"sku":"MD-179579841","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Brick","offer_id":47217691852996,"sku":"MD-179579848","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Denim","offer_id":47217691885764,"sku":"MD-179579855","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217691918532,"sku":"MD-179579862","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217691951300,"sku":"MD-179579869","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217692016836,"sku":"MD-179579883","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Wine","offer_id":47217692049604,"sku":"MD-179579890","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":47217692246212,"sku":"MD-179579875","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47217692082372,"sku":"MD-179579840","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Brick","offer_id":47217692115140,"sku":"MD-179579847","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Denim","offer_id":47217692147908,"sku":"MD-179579854","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217692180676,"sku":"MD-179579861","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217692213444,"sku":"MD-179579868","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217692278980,"sku":"MD-179579882","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Wine","offer_id":47217692311748,"sku":"MD-179579889","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217692508356,"sku":"MD-179579878","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217692344516,"sku":"MD-179579843","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217692377284,"sku":"MD-179579850","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217692410052,"sku":"MD-179579857","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217692442820,"sku":"MD-179579864","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217692475588,"sku":"MD-179579871","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217692541124,"sku":"MD-179579885","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217692573892,"sku":"MD-179579892","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217692770500,"sku":"MD-179579872","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217692606660,"sku":"MD-179579837","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217692639428,"sku":"MD-179579844","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217692672196,"sku":"MD-179579851","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217692704964,"sku":"MD-179579858","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217692737732,"sku":"MD-179579865","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217692803268,"sku":"MD-179579879","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217692836036,"sku":"MD-179579886","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217693032644,"sku":"MD-179579873","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217692868804,"sku":"MD-179579838","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217692901572,"sku":"MD-179579845","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217692934340,"sku":"MD-179579852","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217692967108,"sku":"MD-179579859","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217692999876,"sku":"MD-179579866","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217693065412,"sku":"MD-179579880","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217693098180,"sku":"MD-179579887","price":40.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Navy","offer_id":47217693294788,"sku":"MD-179579874","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":47217693130948,"sku":"MD-179579839","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Brick","offer_id":47217693163716,"sku":"MD-179579846","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Denim","offer_id":47217693196484,"sku":"MD-179579853","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Espresso","offer_id":47217693229252,"sku":"MD-179579860","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Hemp","offer_id":47217693262020,"sku":"MD-179579867","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Pepper","offer_id":47217693327556,"sku":"MD-179579881","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Wine","offer_id":47217693360324,"sku":"MD-179579888","price":41.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/442eb162-44ae-488d-aa44-67cc8b9ca2d4_be20e3d7-1525-4cfb-9fd9-e420110d1c43.jpg?v=1794092658"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/collections\/9b936bde-b952-4e13-9d82-9a3a3dd9044f_99b447cb-bf1f-48ec-a776-2cbe2a7754b9.jpg?v=1794505947","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/collections\/spectacularly-original-bad-ideas.oembed","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}