{"product_id":"buzzed-but-determined-ornament-5537298","title":"Buzzed but Determined ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eBuzzed but Determined ~ finishing the job anyway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo drinks in and the shelf still is not hung. Quitting is not on the table. The level comes out, the squint gets serious, and the job gets done slightly off center with total commitment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWork Ethic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing stops progress except running out of screws.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBest Given To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy who helps you move after the pizza and the six pack, in that order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHonest Result:\u003c\/strong\u003e Crooked, solid, and never discussed again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257905856708,"sku":"MD-180722253","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257905889476,"sku":"MD-180722254","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/a42bd6f8-25f3-4276-9754-e73d25c73884.jpg?v=1794504439","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/buzzed-but-determined-ornament-5537298","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}