{"product_id":"certified-in-nothing-ornament-5537290","title":"Certified in Nothing ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCertified in Nothing ~ the wrench bent first\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo license, no course, no certificate on the wall. Just a lot of jobs that got done eventually and one wrench that gave up before he did. The paperwork is missing. The deck is standing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTraining Record:\u003c\/strong\u003e Watched a video once, skipped to the middle, turned the sound off.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReserve It For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The self-taught dad who has fixed everything in the house at least twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProof Of Skill:\u003c\/strong\u003e A shelf that holds weight and a faucet that only drips on Tuesdays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257904480452,"sku":"MD-180722236","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257904513220,"sku":"MD-180722237","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/c7f4fdc9-a1fe-46c4-83a8-cb0875e6069d.jpg?v=1794504429","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/certified-in-nothing-ornament-5537290","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}