{"product_id":"confetti-launcher-ornament-5537492","title":"Confetti Launcher ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eFourth of July, Bubba Style\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFireworks are for amateurs and need a permit anyway. Bubba fired up a homemade launcher instead and covered three yards in celebration. The neighbors have feelings about it. July is for the backyard party host who goes too big, the dad who lights the grill and the fuse with equal enthusiasm, and the guy whose holiday plans always end with somebody holding a hose. Loud, proud and mostly legal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257919684804,"sku":"MD-180724182","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257919717572,"sku":"MD-180724183","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/48135580-7b9b-4d6f-8d50-f3b8def3c197.jpg?v=1794507733","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/confetti-launcher-ornament-5537492","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}