{"product_id":"confidence-no-evidence-ornament-5539720","title":"Confidence No Evidence ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eConfidence No Evidence ~ the feeling is strong anyway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAsk him if he can do it and the answer is yes before you finish the question. Ask him if he has done it before and the subject changes. The caution sign has been read and overruled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCase File:\u003c\/strong\u003e Zero successful attempts, one hundred percent certainty, pending review.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEarned By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The buddy who will try anything once and explain it twice.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTurns Up At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pickup basketball, the poker table, and the garage after someone says bet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47258464420036,"sku":"MD-180762475","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47258464452804,"sku":"MD-180762476","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/be6ffec9-ccdb-41c5-9378-bc73293f4729.jpg?v=1794517450","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/confidence-no-evidence-ornament-5539720","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}