{"product_id":"cooler-cruiser-ornament-5537496","title":"Cooler Cruiser ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lake Patrol Knows Him by Name\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoats are expensive. Coolers and a trolling motor are not. Bubba saw the obvious answer and launched it straight onto the lake, much to the concern of the local authorities. June is for the river rat, the lake weekend legend, and the father whose idea of a summer cruise involves a lot of duct tape and zero permits. Hold the drinks steady, the wake is coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257920307396,"sku":"MD-180724269","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257920340164,"sku":"MD-180724270","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/2823472e-6ca5-4769-a0e4-7b91fda527e2.jpg?v=1794507737","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/cooler-cruiser-ornament-5537496","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}