{"product_id":"cooler-heads-never-prevailed-ornament-5537296","title":"Cooler Heads Never Prevailed ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCooler Heads Never Prevailed ~ not once, not here\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eHistory says the calm ones win. Not at this cookout. Here the calm ones hold the drinks while the other kind climbs the shed, and the vote for restraint has never carried.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePoint of No Return:\u003c\/strong\u003e When somebody says let's think about this and he has already stopped thinking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWho Overrules It:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend whose only cool head is the one in the ice chest.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrevails At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Tailgates, boat days, and every bonfire with a plank and a dare.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257905430724,"sku":"MD-180722249","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257905463492,"sku":"MD-180722250","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/2575ae59-42d1-4d44-9d14-3933b8b6f71c.jpg?v=1794504435","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/cooler-heads-never-prevailed-ornament-5537296","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}