{"product_id":"easy-fix-we-moved-ornament-5537314","title":"Easy Fix We Moved ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEasy Fix We Moved ~ the sign in the yard tells the rest\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt was a sticking door. Two words, a screwdriver and an hour, he said. The porch went next. Then the roofline. The real estate agent was very kind about it and never once asked what happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRepair Timeline:\u003c\/strong\u003e One door on Saturday, one moving truck by spring.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eResale Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Listed as full of character, priced to reflect it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNail It Down For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband whose two most expensive words are easy fix.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257908084932,"sku":"MD-180722286","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257908117700,"sku":"MD-180722287","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/6553b870-c29c-4489-a322-c17e5dc32d55.jpg?v=1794504469","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/easy-fix-we-moved-ornament-5537314","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}