{"product_id":"emergency-contact-blocked-me-ornament-5539731","title":"Emergency Contact Blocked Me ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEmergency Contact Blocked Me ~ the line is dead, the man is not\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt took years of calls. From the roof. From the quarry. From a boat launch at two in the morning with a story that started with so, anyway. Then one day the calls stopped going through, and he had to pick a new name for the form.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCall History:\u003c\/strong\u003e Long, late and mostly beginning with the word okay.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNew Emergency Contact:\u003c\/strong\u003e A buddy who has not read the fine print yet.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProgram It For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who makes the phone ring in the night and the story worth it in the morning.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47258466484420,"sku":"MD-180762498","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47258466517188,"sku":"MD-180762499","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/84fdbbe1-170d-43d7-b211-921e73911030.jpg?v=1794517612","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/emergency-contact-blocked-me-ornament-5539731","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}