{"product_id":"every-stunt-has-a-recovery-period-ornament-5537292","title":"Every Stunt Has a Recovery Period ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEvery Stunt Has a Recovery Period ~ the trophy goes on the heating pad\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe jump still happens. What follows it is new. Two days in the recliner, the heating pad on rotation and the trophy within reach so he can look at it between naps.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRecovery Kit:\u003c\/strong\u003e A recliner, a heating pad with a long cord and a remote that never leaves his hand.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpot The Owner:\u003c\/strong\u003e He walks a little carefully on Mondays and tells the story a little bigger on Fridays.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDowntime Activity:\u003c\/strong\u003e Replaying the footage and pointing out the part where he nearly stuck the landing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257904644292,"sku":"MD-180722240","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257904677060,"sku":"MD-180722241","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/0e898ab6-4952-4554-a12b-0b2b4092ce3b.jpg?v=1794504432","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/every-stunt-has-a-recovery-period-ornament-5537292","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}