{"product_id":"gutter-slide-ornament-5537488","title":"Gutter Slide ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eEducated by Online Videos\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA real water park costs money. A ladder, two lengths of gutter and a garden hose cost almost nothing, and Bubba watched exactly one tutorial before building his own. August is for the self-taught fixer who trusts a stranger online over an expert in person, the summer dad who keeps the kids entertained at any cost, and the guy who has never once stopped to ask whether he should. Credentials optional, splash guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257919160516,"sku":"MD-180724095","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257919193284,"sku":"MD-180724096","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/582ff375-d21e-4ae9-a248-25f338dd48b7.jpg?v=1794507731","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/gutter-slide-ornament-5537488","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}