{"product_id":"hold-my-beer-definition-ornament-5532562","title":"Hold My Beer Definition ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHold My Beer Definition ~ look it up, then step back\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery phrase has a meaning, and this one has a sound effect. It gets said quietly, almost politely, and then the yard changes. Whatever follows is either brilliant or memorable, and both are worth seeing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUsage Example:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spoken while handing a cold one sideways without looking, eyes already on the problem.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDefined By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who taught everyone what the phrase means by living it every single Saturday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePart of Speech:\u003c\/strong\u003e A verb in his house, a warning in yours.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47248106717380,"sku":"MD-180515991","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47248106750148,"sku":"MD-180515992","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/f16eba39-2b52-4a1b-8ffa-85f7bebdb134.jpg?v=1794422948","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/hold-my-beer-definition-ornament-5532562","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}