{"product_id":"homemade-snowblower-ornament-5537484","title":"Homemade Snowblower ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Math Never Mattered\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eA store-bought snowblower would have cleared the driveway in twenty minutes. Instead, Bubba spent three weekends, two hardware store runs a day and a small fortune on parts to build his own. It almost works. January is for the man who will never pay retail when he can overspend on principle, the guy who owns a welder for no clear reason, and the husband whose receipts tell a story his wife would rather not read.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257918800068,"sku":"MD-180724008","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257918832836,"sku":"MD-180724009","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/9351a835-e714-4d82-9961-aed8f1a89a27.jpg?v=1794507729","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/homemade-snowblower-ornament-5537484","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}