{"product_id":"instructions-were-a-suggestion-hold-my-coffee-mug-5533456","title":"Instructions Were a Suggestion ~ Hold My Coffee Mug","description":"\u003ch2\u003eInstructions Were a Suggestion ~ a strongly worded one, apparently\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe paper came in the box. The box went in the recycling. Somewhere between those two events a birdhouse took on a lean that the birds have accepted and the neighbors have not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Policy:\u003c\/strong\u003e Pictures are glanced at, text is ignored, leftover screws are considered a bonus.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFor the Man Who:\u003c\/strong\u003e Has never asked a hardware store clerk a question and never will.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComes Along To:\u003c\/strong\u003e Shed builds, crib assembly night, and any gift that says tools not included.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery legendary backyard fix starts with coffee, which is why this glossy white ceramic mug carries a full-wrap sublimation print that circles the cup like a victory lap. Pick the 11oz for standard-issue confidence or the 15oz when the DIY project ahead demands extra courage, and know the C-handle grip holds steady even mid-improvise. It shrugs off the microwave and top-rack dishwasher (hand wash keeps the print glory-bright), because I've Got This… Hold My Beer builds morning fuel that survives the crash ~ probably.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"11oz \/ White","offer_id":47248591847620,"sku":"MD-180549100","price":16.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ White","offer_id":47248591880388,"sku":"MD-180549101","price":19.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11oz \/ Black","offer_id":47248591913156,"sku":"MD-180549102","price":18.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz \/ Black","offer_id":47248591945924,"sku":"MD-180549103","price":21.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/a8275d9d-cb5d-4230-912a-707eaaff5c60.jpg?v=1794426764","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/instructions-were-a-suggestion-hold-my-coffee-mug-5533456","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}