{"product_id":"itll-only-take-five-minutes-ornament-5539727","title":"It'll Only Take Five Minutes ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt'll Only Take Five Minutes ~ the first five, anyway\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eEvery job he has ever started was five minutes long. On paper. The first five end at the hardware store, the next five end at dinner, and the job ends sometime next month, with the estimate never revised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eQuoted Before:\u003c\/strong\u003e Any task that involves a shutoff valve, a stripped screw, or a part that has to be ordered.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Estimator:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who has never once been on time for anything involving a tool and a deadline.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRuns Long At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kitchens, bathrooms, and the fence that was going to be done before the game.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47258466353348,"sku":"MD-180762490","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47258466386116,"sku":"MD-180762491","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/4f40420b-c368-41d7-aa1e-11350462ec43.jpg?v=1794517458","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/itll-only-take-five-minutes-ornament-5539727","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}