{"product_id":"its-i-can-not-i-shouldnt-ornament-5539733","title":"It's I Can Not I Shouldn't ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eIt's I Can Not I Shouldn't ~ grammar lesson from the garage\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eShould was never part of the question. Can is the only word he hears, and the answer is always yes. The engine is already running before the sentence is finished, and somebody is already backing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCorrected When:\u003c\/strong\u003e Someone asks if he should, and he fixes their wording before he fixes anything else.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grammarian:\u003c\/strong\u003e The friend who treats every warning as a question of ability, never of wisdom.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCorrected At:\u003c\/strong\u003e The garage, the lake, and every store that sells something that needs assembly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47258467336388,"sku":"MD-180762502","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47258467369156,"sku":"MD-180762503","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/5d383024-600d-41c1-a7ce-e5dfe5a3f4df.jpg?v=1794517615","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/its-i-can-not-i-shouldnt-ornament-5539733","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}