{"product_id":"last-good-idea-has-witnesses-ornament-5537312","title":"Last Good Idea Has Witnesses ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLast Good Idea Has Witnesses ~ the hovercraft is in a museum, sort of\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe mower no longer mows. It hovers, about an inch, for about four seconds, and seven people saw it happen. That makes it official. The caution tape is for the public, and the pedestal is for history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExhibit Hours:\u003c\/strong\u003e Whenever the garage is open and he is in a talking mood.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWitness List:\u003c\/strong\u003e Seven neighbors, two dogs and a mail carrier who has not come back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSet It By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The inventor whose greatest hits all have a signed affidavit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257907888324,"sku":"MD-180722282","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257907921092,"sku":"MD-180722283","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/62fe54ea-143f-43ad-b9a3-ad34eac53e93.jpg?v=1794504465","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/last-good-idea-has-witnesses-ornament-5537312","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}