{"product_id":"light-tractor-ornament-5537489","title":"Light Tractor ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eChristmas Lights, Hung With Horsepower\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eLadders are for people who plan ahead. Bubba hooked a ladder to the riding mower, called it a lift and hung lights on the roofline in record time, with one small trip to urgent care. December is for the dad who goes all out on the house, the show-off of the block, and the husband who promises that this year he will be careful. Merry, bright and slightly bruised.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257919226052,"sku":"MD-180724097","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257919258820,"sku":"MD-180724098","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/a20215bc-5c92-4cd5-b3ad-a7e27e347d7e.jpg?v=1794507732","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/light-tractor-ornament-5537489","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}