{"product_id":"load-bearing-duct-tape-ornament-5537279","title":"Load-Bearing Duct Tape ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLoad-Bearing Duct Tape ~ the silver roll holds the whole house\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne roll fixed the chair, the cooler lid, the tailgate latch and a piece of the fence. He refers to it as structural. The hardware store keeps it by the register for people exactly like him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEngineering Note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three wraps is a repair, six is a warranty, nine is a lifetime guarantee.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIssued To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The fixer who has never owned the right part but has always owned tape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOn Duty At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Camp, the boat, the shop, and every chair that has ever been sat in too hard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257903792324,"sku":"MD-180722213","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257903825092,"sku":"MD-180722214","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/fcc6d8f4-a383-43c3-88c0-f1013de2fcdc.jpg?v=1794504419","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/load-bearing-duct-tape-ornament-5537279","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}