{"product_id":"penguin-nurse-ornament-5532578","title":"Penguin Nurse ~ Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eChristmas Eve, he takes the night shift so the nurses with little kids can be home, and he has done it for years without a word about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe unit runs on people like that and on whatever cookies land at the nurses' station. A penguin would understand the job: calm in the cold, unbothered by chaos, still standing when the shift ends.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour family probably owes a nurse like this a few holiday dinners. Start here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47248120709316,"sku":"MD-180517103","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47248120742084,"sku":"MD-180517104","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/a81fd8f8-b001-4531-8d75-db07cd4b331e.jpg?v=1794422952","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/penguin-nurse-ornament-5532578","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}