{"product_id":"return-me-to-the-boat-ramp-ornament-5537305","title":"Return Me to the Boat Ramp ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eReturn Me to the Boat Ramp ~ the cooler left without him\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe launch did not go as drawn up. Somewhere between the truck and the water a plan came apart, and the cooler made a break for it. Someone will find him later with a story and no boat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLost and Found:\u003c\/strong\u003e One man, one trailer, one cooler making better time than either.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTagged For:\u003c\/strong\u003e The boat owner whose launches draw a crowd every single Saturday.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDrifts Toward:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lake weekends, the marina bar, and every ramp with a bench for spectators.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257906839748,"sku":"MD-180722268","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257906872516,"sku":"MD-180722269","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/38ddc6af-66a6-4bbd-802f-daaffc2f3dda.jpg?v=1794504452","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/return-me-to-the-boat-ramp-ornament-5537305","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}