{"product_id":"safety-meeting-before-i-visit-ornament-5537291","title":"Safety Meeting Before I Visit ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSafety Meeting Before I Visit ~ three boxes ticked, uncle inbound\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe text goes out a day early. Uncle is coming. Ladders go in the shed, fireworks go in the safe, the good lawn chair gets hidden. The kids are briefed. The dog is not, and the dog is thrilled.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAgenda Item One:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unplug anything with a motor he could improve.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttendance:\u003c\/strong\u003e Mandatory for everyone over ten and under him.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePresent It To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The uncle whose arrival requires a checklist and a head count.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257904578756,"sku":"MD-180722238","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257904611524,"sku":"MD-180722239","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/12bb2065-5fcf-4a2a-ad90-43c088611a22.jpg?v=1794504430","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/safety-meeting-before-i-visit-ornament-5537291","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}