{"product_id":"sent-it-to-voicemail-ornament-5537306","title":"Sent It to Voicemail ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eSent It to Voicemail ~ the tent can leave a message\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eNature called about the weather, the ground, and the tent that has since given up. He heard it ring and stayed in the chair. There are naps worth more than a dry night, and this was one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCall Log:\u003c\/strong\u003e Three missed, one ignored, zero returned until the coffee is ready.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCamped Out By:\u003c\/strong\u003e The outdoorsman whose gear fails and whose mood does not.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReclines At:\u003c\/strong\u003e State park weekends, the deer lease, and the backyard when the house is too loud.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257907101892,"sku":"MD-180722270","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257907134660,"sku":"MD-180722271","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/fa4bcd69-d401-4356-a752-0e800d8a5e4c.jpg?v=1794504454","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/sent-it-to-voicemail-ornament-5537306","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}