{"product_id":"the-weekend-project-ornament-5537278","title":"The Weekend Project ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Weekend Project ~ year four, still promising\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt started as a two day job in a spring nobody remembers. The lumber has weathered. The plans have been revised in pencil six times. He is close now, which is what he said last year.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDedicated To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The deck, the boat, the shed, whichever one it is at your house.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGive It To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The husband who buys one more tool before each attempt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProgress Report:\u003c\/strong\u003e It is mostly finished, which in his words means it is upright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47257903562948,"sku":"MD-180722211","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47257903595716,"sku":"MD-180722212","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/1787c3f3-076d-4d19-8e88-de768bf7fdbb.jpg?v=1794504419","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/the-weekend-project-ornament-5537278","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}