{"product_id":"weekend-damage-estimate-ornament-5539730","title":"Weekend Damage Estimate ~ Ornament","description":"\u003ch2\u003eWeekend Damage Estimate ~ insurance has asked him to stop calling\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost people budget for groceries. He budgets for whatever is going to break between Friday night and Sunday dinner. The wheelbarrow has dents, the grill has dents, and the estimate always comes in low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLedger Entry:\u003c\/strong\u003e One grill, one wheelbarrow, one fence panel, pending the ladder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBilled To:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad who has a claims adjuster on a first name basis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotals Up At:\u003c\/strong\u003e Long weekends, holiday Mondays, and any Saturday with a trailer involved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've Got This made this round ornament for the tree he insisted on putting up himself, no instructions needed. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it comes with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth is all the upkeep it asks, which is more than anyone can say for the ladder. Hang it on the tree, on the garage pegboard, or from the mirror of the truck that has heard every hold my beer moment firsthand.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MyDesigns","offers":[{"title":"Ceramic 3\"","offer_id":47258466549956,"sku":"MD-180762496","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Aluminum 3.6\"","offer_id":47258466582724,"sku":"MD-180762497","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0656\/5940\/4484\/files\/6b02e4b6-f885-4b98-be9c-88c92b3920c7.jpg?v=1794517458","url":"https:\/\/www.ivegotthisholdmybeer.com\/products\/weekend-damage-estimate-ornament-5539730","provider":"I've Got This... Hold My Beer™","version":"1.0","type":"link"}