Years of medical school, endless rotations, a residency full of night calls, and at the end of it all, a white coat and a very well-earned drink. The Doctors collection is the staff photo of a clinic run entirely by animals: foxes, ferrets, raccoons and one very round beaver, every one of them in a lab coat with a stethoscope and a pint, framed by banners that read I've Got This… Hold My Beer.
Attending physicians
Dr. Foxy Fiona is the star of the practice. She has long golden hair, a crisp white coat over teal scrubs, a stethoscope around her neck and a pint held up in one hand while the other flashes a confident okay sign. That is the look of a doctor who already knows the diagnosis and is just waiting for the lab results to catch up. Dr. Ferret Felicia sits inside a soft cream circle with an old-fashioned head mirror strapped on, whiskers neat, pint raised, the family doctor everyone in town has seen since they were small.
Residents on call
On the black designs, the clinic gets busier. A buck-toothed beaver in a white coat and a red striped tie wears a head mirror with a bright blue cross, holding his pint in one paw and a little wooden reflex hammer in the other, ready to test your knees and then politely ask about your weekend. Doctor Riley Raccoon, in blue scrubs and a head mirror of his own, lifts a big frosty glass with rays bursting behind him like he just finished a flawless procedure. Doctor Bear Bob rounds out the team with his mask pulled down around his chin, a tidy tie and a pint, the one who always explains everything twice so you actually understand it.
For the one who can read any handwriting except their own
This collection is for the surgeon, the family doctor, the resident running on vending machine snacks and the med student who has three exams and a cold. It is for the vet who treats every patient like family and the pediatrician with a sticker drawer. It is also for the friend who gets texted a blurry photo of a rash at dinner and answers anyway. Choose the doctor who matches their bedside style and let them wear it on their next day off. Doctor's orders: two of these, plenty of rest, and absolutely no checking the pager until Monday.
Written by Liam. Thanks for reading.
