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Tales of nerve, near-misses, and the moments that earn the phrase.

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  • Tennis Shark T-Shirt ~ a Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down pick

    Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down

    Some people are impossible to buy for. Not because they are fussy, but because they genuinely do not want anything and will tell you so, at length, every year.
  • Surf Shark T-Shirt ~ a Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories pick

    Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories

    The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point.
  • Firefighting Blue Badger T-Shirt ~ a The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are pick

    The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are

    Pound for pound, the badger is the least reasonable animal on this planet, and that is meant as the highest possible compliment.
  • How To Sound Confident When You Are Guessing

    Here is a secret that took most of us far too long to work out. Almost nobody knows what they are doing. The ones who seem like they do are just better at the voice.
  • EMT Fox Hero T-Shirt ~ a The Fox Who Showed Up First pick

    The Fox Who Showed Up First

    There is a very specific kind of person who hears something bad happen and moves toward it before their brain has finished processing what it was.
  • A Toast To Terrible Decisions

    Let us be honest with each other for a moment. Some of your best days started with a decision that would not survive five minutes of scrutiny.
  • CrabCare Nurse T-Shirt ~ a Why The Nurse Always Wins pick

    Why The Nurse Always Wins

    Everybody wants to be the hero who runs in. Almost nobody wants to be the one who stays for the next twelve hours.
  • Zero Plans, Maximum Commitment

    Planning is great. Genuinely. Somebody should do it.
  • Red Panda Fire Fighter T-Shirt ~ a The Bear Who Runs Toward The Fire pick

    The Bear Who Runs Toward The Fire

    Everybody runs away from a fire. That is the whole point of a fire. It is nature's clearest signal to be somewhere else.
  • EMT Fox Hero T-Shirt ~ a Hold My Beer Is a Complete Sentence pick

    Hold My Beer Is a Complete Sentence

    There are four words that have started more stories than any others in human history. Not "once upon a time." Not "I love you." Four words, handed over with a drink: hold my beer.

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  • Tennis Shark T-Shirt ~ a Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down pick

    Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down

    Some people are impossible to buy for. Not because they are fussy, but because they genuinely do not want anything and will tell you so, at length, every year.
  • Surf Shark T-Shirt ~ a Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories pick

    Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories

    The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point.
  • Firefighting Blue Badger T-Shirt ~ a The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are pick

    The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are

    Pound for pound, the badger is the least reasonable animal on this planet, and that is meant as the highest possible compliment.

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