Thanksgiving Shop

Turkey on the smoker. Pie cooling where the dog can reach it. The 3pm gravy rescue underway. You run the circus, smile anyway, and pass the plate. Family tosses yard football at halftime. Someone brings an extra chair that wobbles. Covered in glory or flour, it still counts.

This shop is for the one who volunteers before the plan exists. The laugh lands when the timing doesn't. Start with the Falling Apart design if the wishbone snapped early. Or pick the one that tells your version at the table. We have the jokes, you bring the story.