Every rider knows the best part of the ride is the part where you get to tell everyone about it. Motorcycle is the I've Got This… Hold My Beer collection for the ones who live for the open road, the dirt trail and anything with a throttle, a saddle or at least a good sense of speed. The cold one in each design is for later, after the kickstand goes down and the stories start.
The trail boss
Laxy Rider is a sloth on a dirt bike, launching over a rocky trail with pine trees behind him and a big orange sun hanging low in the sky. Sloths are famous for doing everything slowly, and this one has decided that reputation was never really his. Knees tucked, grip steady, he is airborne over the ridge and wearing the calm expression of someone who planned every inch of it. The rest of the group is somewhere behind him, still discussing whether that jump was a good idea.
The ones who ride something else
Arctic Rider is a polar bear who traded the ice for a jet ski, carving across the blue water with snowy peaks behind him. The water is his open road, and he is taking the long way home. Skeleton Rider skips the engine entirely and gallops a dark horse across the dust in a flowing red cape under the words Ride Hard, Die Harder, proving a rider is a rider whether the horsepower is counted in engines or in actual horses.
For the one who takes the long way
These designs belong to the weekend riders and the lifers, the ones who know every twisty back road within a hundred miles, the trail riders who come home muddy up to the elbows, the lake people who treat a jet ski like a second car. He talks about a new bike the way other people talk about a vacation. She has a riding jacket older than her kids and will not hear a word against it. When you see the sloth in midair, you will think of exactly who would try that jump, because that is SO him. Just remember the sloth still has not landed. He says he is taking his time on purpose.
Written by Liam. Thanks for reading.
