Raccoons have spent centuries sneaking around after dark in little black masks, getting into places they were never invited. The Raccoons collection gives that talent a proper career. These masked bandits have traded the backyard for real uniforms, and they are every bit as bold on duty as they ever were rummaging through the patio at midnight.
Masks and helmets
Soldier Raccoon March wears an old style steel helmet and a khaki field jacket, bright eyes peering out from that famous mask with a tall beer foaming at his side. Raccoon Military Might is the modern version, geared up in camo, a helmet strapped on tight and a cold bottle raised like the mission is already complete. Commando Coon takes a more relaxed approach, standing on the sand in a camo jacket with his striped tail curled behind him and both paws wrapped around a big mug. The stripes really do go with everything.
Higher than any rooftop
Raccoons are world class climbers, so it was only a matter of time before one of them aimed for orbit. Rocket Raccoon made it. He floats in a white spacesuit, helmet open, pointing proudly at the bottle in his other hand as if to say he brought it all the way up here himself. Nobody at mission control approved this. He does not care.
First through the door
Firefighter Red-Hot Raccoon answers the alarm in a helmet stamped 101 and a heavy turnout coat with reflective stripes, beer in one paw and a road flare burning in the other. For an animal that famously loves to get into things, running into a burning building is the natural next step, and he looks thrilled about it.
For the lovable troublemaker
Everyone has a raccoon in their life. The one who raids your fridge and somehow makes you glad they did. The friend who stays up way too late, knows a secret way into every concert and cannot resist a locked door. Clever hands, mischief in the eyes, heart in the right place. Give them the masked one who matches their job, or the astronaut if they have always been reaching a little higher. They will pretend to be offended, then wear their mask with pride.
Written by Liam. Thanks for reading.
