Somewhere there is a police station staffed entirely by animals, and every one of them clocked in holding a beer. Welcome to that precinct. The Police collection puts woodland animals and sea creatures in blue uniforms with badges polished, caps on straight, and a cold one within reach of every paw, flipper and tentacle on the force.
The woodland squad
The fox works the beat inside a round emblem, cap tipped low, a bottle in one paw and the banner lettering wrapped across the bottom like a commendation. A burly brown bear in dress blues raises a foaming mug inside a round seal with ribbon lettering. A raccoon with his ringed tail curled behind him salutes with a frosty mug, which is the most honest thing a raccoon has ever done in uniform. These three wear the old-school patch look, bold outlines and banner type, the kind of art that looks like it belongs on the door of a squad car.
Marine patrol
Down at the harbor the style softens into watercolor. A seal in full uniform grins from under his cap with a pint raised, and a second seal strikes a mid-stride pose, cap on, beer out, like he just heard the call and refused to spill a drop. An octopus in a star-badged cap handles two pints and a pair of handcuffs with arms to spare, because eight arms make for a very efficient officer. A whale stands on a patch of sand beside a tall beer and a small stack of books, looking every inch the detective who already cracked the case and is now reviewing the paperwork at his own pace.
Two looks, one attitude
The woodland crew goes bold and graphic, the marine unit goes soft and splashy, and every design carries the brand's lettering arched right above the officer on duty. The badge look is for the person who likes the joke loud. The watercolor look is for the one who laughs at the octopus every single time.
For the one who keeps the peace
This is for the officer who has heard every donut joke and would honestly like a new one, the dispatcher who runs the whole show from a headset, the retired sergeant who still tells the best stories at the cookout, and the kid who has wanted to be a cop since the first time a squad car waved back. You already know which one of them gets the fox. Just remember that in this precinct the seal is always first on the scene and last to finish his beer.
Written by Liam. Thanks for reading.
