Everyone owns a favorite tee. It is the one that comes out of the drawer for the cookout, the ball game, the lake and the road trip, and it always gets someone across the yard to walk over and ask about it. T-Shirts is where every I've Got This… Hold My Beer design lives in that form, from the newest bone-rattling athletes to the beach crowd, so you can go straight to the tee and pick the story you want to wear.
The newest arrivals have no skin in the game
The latest designs belong to a gang of skeletons who refuse to rest. Navigation to Nowhere sails a little boat with a mug and no map. Swimming in the Buff paddles through the waves, which for a skeleton is as buff as it gets. Falling Apart in Style tumbles off a mountain with a beer held perfectly level, Bone to Ski carves down a slope in a red jacket, and Climb Hard, Fall Harder clings to a cliff face with one hand and holds the pint with the other. Fishing for Souls reels in a big green fish, and the sports league shows up in full: the volleyball spiker, the fencer, the dunker, the boxers, the karate kicker, the archer and the golfer lining up his putt for Par for the Corpse.
The beach regulars
For a sunnier tee, Parrot Sun Soaker sits in a wooden beach chair with a tall pint beside him, Parrot Paradise perches in hibiscus and palm leaves with a bottle close by, and Beachy Iguana lounges on the sand in red sunglasses and a white undershirt, spikes glowing in sunset colors. Slider Bear is the minimalist of the group, a dark silhouette of a bear on skis inside a big golden sun, circled by the words that started it all.
For the one whose tee drawer tells stories
A good graphic tee does one job better than anything else in the closet: it tells people who you are before you say a word. These are for the guy who wears his favorite tee until the neighbors recognize him by it, the woman who packs one for every vacation, the friend who rotates through them at every game night like a signature. Scroll until you see the design that makes you laugh out loud, the one where you say that is SO him, and that is the tee. Just be ready for the follow-up question. Everyone is going to ask where the skeleton got the boat.
Written by Liam. Thanks for reading.
