Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories

The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point.

That's the shirt. That's the whole summer.

The Simian Didn't Read the Wind Charts

Mid-wave. No wetsuit. No hesitation. Zero visible regrets. He decided to surf approximately two minutes ago and he's already the most committed person in the water.

The Surfin Simian T-Shirt is for the person who says "watch this" and means it. Not for the laminated-itinerary crowd. For the one who said "hold this" and started running before anyone could ask questions.

Only printing through August 15th ~ then it's gone until next summer.

The Giraffe Didn't File a Flight Plan

Mid-parachute. Into a scene that absolutely did not expect a giraffe. Did he scout the landing zone? No. Second-guessing anything? Also no. 1,247 Full-Senders already own the Giraffe Drop. You already know exactly who they bought it for.

The Giraffe Drop T-Shirt ~ for whoever shows up and immediately makes everything more interesting just by being there.

Your Shirt

Surfin Simian ~ figured it out mid-wave. Limited run through August 15th.

Giraffe Drop ~ the one who shows up and immediately escalates things. 1,247 already claimed.

Turtle Artist ~ surfing and holding a beer simultaneously, because picking one was never on the table.

Healing Hedgehog ~ two beers, one hedgehog, three seconds ahead of everyone else in the yard.

Rex doesn't have a plan. Rex has a jet ski and 47 seconds of confidence. That's the whole outfit. Tag the person in your crew who already is this ~ or get the trophy yourself.

Full collection. Get yours before fall shows up uninvited.

Covered in glory or dirt. Cheers to whatever this is.