Campfire Stories
Tales of nerve, near-misses, and the moments that earn the phrase.
Liquid Courage
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Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories
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The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point. -
Hold My Beer Is a Complete Sentence
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There are four words that have started more stories than any others in human history. Not "once upon a time." Not "I love you." Four words, handed over with a drink: hold my beer.
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Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down
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Some people are impossible to buy for. Not because they are fussy, but because they genuinely do not want anything and will tell you so, at length, every year. -
Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories
I've Got This @
The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point. -
The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are
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Pound for pound, the badger is the least reasonable animal on this planet, and that is meant as the highest possible compliment.