Campfire Stories
Tales of nerve, near-misses, and the moments that earn the phrase.
Liquid Courage
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Leg Day on the Beach With the Strongest Crab Alive
Most crabs spend the day scuttling sideways and hiding under rocks. This one found a barbell. The Body Builder collection belongs to Crab Fit, a bright red crab standing tall on the sand with a fully loaded bar locked out over his head, claws gripping the plates, legs planted wide in a perfect squat stance. Two cold beers wait at his feet, and the blue lettering above him says exactly what he told the lifeguard before he picked the weight up: I've Got This… Hold My Beer.
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A Shark Went Looking for Fresh Powder
Wilderness Warriors is the collection for anyone who hears the words off the beaten path and starts packing. Right now it belongs to one very committed explorer, a shark who looked at the entire ocean and decided the real adventure was up the mountain. -
Sunset Swings and a Skeleton Who Reads the Green
This is the golf corner of I've Got This… Hold My Beer, made for the player who treats every round like a major and every scorecard like a rough draft. Two characters hold down this course, and neither one has ever taken a lesson. -
Out of Office, Into the Sand
Chillaxing Beach Bums is the collection for the part of vacation that begins right after the itinerary gets lost. Nobody here has a plan, a schedule or a reason to check their email. They have sand, sun and a cold drink, and they intend to protect all three with their lives.
