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Tales of nerve, near-misses, and the moments that earn the phrase.

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  • CrabCare Nurse T-Shirt ~ a Why The Nurse Always Wins pick

    Why The Nurse Always Wins

    Everybody wants to be the hero who runs in. Almost nobody wants to be the one who stays for the next twelve hours.

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  • Tennis Shark T-Shirt ~ a Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down pick

    Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down

    Some people are impossible to buy for. Not because they are fussy, but because they genuinely do not want anything and will tell you so, at length, every year.
  • Surf Shark T-Shirt ~ a Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories pick

    Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories

    The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point.
  • Firefighting Blue Badger T-Shirt ~ a The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are pick

    The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are

    Pound for pound, the badger is the least reasonable animal on this planet, and that is meant as the highest possible compliment.

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