Campfire Stories
Tales of nerve, near-misses, and the moments that earn the phrase.
Liquid Courage
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The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are
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Pound for pound, the badger is the least reasonable animal on this planet, and that is meant as the highest possible compliment. -
The Fox Who Showed Up First
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There is a very specific kind of person who hears something bad happen and moves toward it before their brain has finished processing what it was. -
Why The Nurse Always Wins
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Everybody wants to be the hero who runs in. Almost nobody wants to be the one who stays for the next twelve hours. -
The Bear Who Runs Toward The Fire
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Everybody runs away from a fire. That is the whole point of a fire. It is nature's clearest signal to be somewhere else.
Latest Articles
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Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down
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Some people are impossible to buy for. Not because they are fussy, but because they genuinely do not want anything and will tell you so, at length, every year. -
Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories
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The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point. -
The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are
I've Got This… Hold My Beer @
Pound for pound, the badger is the least reasonable animal on this planet, and that is meant as the highest possible compliment.