Campfire Stories
Tales of nerve, near-misses, and the moments that earn the phrase.
Liquid Courage
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Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down
I've Got This… Hold My Beer @
Some people are impossible to buy for. Not because they are fussy, but because they genuinely do not want anything and will tell you so, at length, every year. -
How To Sound Confident When You Are Guessing
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Here is a secret that took most of us far too long to work out. Almost nobody knows what they are doing. The ones who seem like they do are just better at the voice. -
Zero Plans, Maximum Commitment
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Planning is great. Genuinely. Somebody should do it. -
Hold My Beer Is a Complete Sentence
I've Got This… Hold My Beer @
There are four words that have started more stories than any others in human history. Not "once upon a time." Not "I love you." Four words, handed over with a drink: hold my beer.
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Gifts For The One Who Never Sits Down
I've Got This… Hold My Beer @
Some people are impossible to buy for. Not because they are fussy, but because they genuinely do not want anything and will tell you so, at length, every year. -
Why Zero Plans Make the Best Summer Stories
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The Surfin Simian didn't consult anyone. He handed someone his beer, picked up a board, and entered the water like he'd been doing this his entire life ~ which he has not. That's the whole point. -
The Badger Does Not Care How Big You Are
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Pound for pound, the badger is the least reasonable animal on this planet, and that is meant as the highest possible compliment.