Campfire Stories
Tales of nerve, near-misses, and the moments that earn the phrase.
Liquid Courage
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The Rhino Who Started Climbing Before Anyone Said Go
The Rhinoceros collection belongs to a very determined animal. Rockin Rhino shows a full-grown rhino hauling himself up a craggy rock face, front feet planted, back legs still negotiating with gravity, while a cold bottle of beer waits at the very top of the ledge. Over his head, in big confident letters, sits the line he is clearly living by: I've Got This… Hold My Beer. -
Flat Hats, Trail Maps and the Rangers Who Know Every Shortcut
Every campground has one person who knows where the bears wander, which trail floods in spring and exactly how many marshmallows is too many. In the Rangers collection, that person is covered in fur. Three park rangers in wide-brimmed flat hats and pressed khaki keep watch over the woods, each holding a cold one inside a vintage badge that reads I've Got This… Hold My Beer. -
The Masked Crew Is Officially on the Clock
Raccoons have spent centuries sneaking around after dark in little black masks, getting into places they were never invited. The Raccoons collection gives that talent a proper career. These masked bandits have traded the backyard for real uniforms, and they are every bit as bold on duty as they ever were rummaging through the patio at midnight. -
The Precinct Where Every Officer Brought a Pint
Somewhere there is a police station staffed entirely by animals, and every one of them clocked in holding a beer. Welcome to that precinct. The Police collection puts woodland animals and sea creatures in blue uniforms with badges polished, caps on straight, and a cold one within reach of every paw, flipper and tentacle on the force. -
The Shark Chef Who Brings the Fire and the Cheeseburgers
Every backyard has a pit master, the one who claims the grill the moment the cover comes off and does not give up the spatula until the last guest goes home. The Pit Master collection belongs to the most dedicated grill boss of them all, a great white who swam out of the ocean, put on a chef's coat and started taking orders. -
Born in a Tuxedo, Ready for Anything
Penguins cannot fly, and they have never once let that ruin their day. They waddle, they slide on their bellies, they dive off icebergs into freezing water, and they do all of it permanently dressed for a black tie gala. The Penguin collection gathers the boldest birds on the ice, each one holding a drink under I've Got This… Hold My Beer and each one proving that a bird built for swimming can pick up a surprising number of hobbies on dry land. Or dry ice. -
Lights, Sirens and a Rig Full of Unlikely Lifesavers
When the call comes in, the rig rolls. The Paramedic collection is the crew riding in the back: octopuses with extra arms for extra patients, turtles who carry their own stretcher, an opossum who has seen things, and a few foxes and a lion who handle the rest. Each one wears the gear of the trade and holds a well-earned drink for the end of shift, under the words I've Got This… Hold My Beer. -
Famous for Holding Hands, Busy Holding Beers
Sea otters are known for floating on their backs and holding hands while they sleep so nobody drifts away. It is one of the sweetest facts in nature. The Otters collection keeps the loyalty and adds a little ambition, because these otters are wide awake, fully employed and holding something else entirely. -
Cap Pinned, Scrubs On, Cold One Waiting After Rounds
Somebody has to start the IV, calm the patient in room four and find the chart that walked off on its own, and in this collection that somebody has fur, fins or a shell. Nurses puts an animal in the uniform every time, cap pinned, red cross front and center, holding the reward that waits at the end of a long shift. -
Fresh Off the Board: Golden Bears, Surfing Sloths and a Parachuting Giraffe
Everything new at I've Got This… Hold My Beer lands in New Arrivals first, before it wanders off to join its own collection. Right now the newcomers have fur, feathers and a frankly alarming amount of confidence. This batch reads like a nature documentary that got its hands on the sports channel. -
All Hands on Deck for the Friendliest Crew Afloat
Every sea story starts the same way: this is no joke, this really happened. The Navy collection is the crew those stories are about. A wolf, a cat, a dolphin and a pair of big-eared shipmates stand in their sharpest uniforms, caps squared, each holding a tall pint beneath the words I've Got This… Hold My Beer, ready to swear every word of the tale is true. -
Kickstand Down, Stories Up, Sloth Leading the Pack
Every rider knows the best part of the ride is the part where you get to tell everyone about it. Motorcycle is the I've Got This… Hold My Beer collection for the ones who live for the open road, the dirt trail and anything with a throttle, a saddle or at least a good sense of speed. The cold one in each design is for later, after the kickstand goes down and the stories start. -
The Moose Who Packed Everything Except a Map
Most moose spend their days standing in a lake looking thoughtful. The moose in this collection hit the trail instead. He stands up on his hind hooves under I've Got This… Hold My Beer, with a backpack the size of a small cabin strapped on, a sturdy pair of hiking boots, and a mug of beer held out in front of him like a lantern. He does not know how far the next campsite is, and that has not slowed him down one bit. -
The Lookout Who Found a Better View
In every meerkat colony, somebody draws lookout duty. That meerkat stands up tall on his back legs, stares at the horizon for hours and yells when he sees trouble. The Meerkats collection belongs to the lookout who took that job description and made one small change: he found a horizon with waves on it. Windsurfer Meerkat is still standing tall and still watching everything, he is just doing it on a board with a sail, a pint and I've Got This… Hold My Beer arched right over his head. -
Red Belt, High Kick, Full Mug: The Skeleton Sensei of the Rooftops
Martial arts teaches balance, discipline and control. This skeleton has all three and has chosen to demonstrate them in the most unnecessary way possible. The Martial Arts collection is a single design built around one flawless kick and one mug that has absolutely no intention of hitting the floor. -
Oorah From the Beach Landing to the Backyard Grill
Call a Marine a soldier and you will get a polite correction, a long story and possibly a short lecture on history. The Marines collection understands the difference. It is a crew built for land and sea, animals who hit the beach in camo and helmets and never once lose track of the cold one in their hand, all under the banner of I've Got This… Hold My Beer. -
From the Reef to the Ridgeline, Nobody Stayed Put
Marine Animals starts at the bottom of the sea and keeps climbing until it runs out of mountain. Crabs, seahorses, turtles, dolphins and a truly unreasonable number of sharks all live here, and each one decided the ocean was a fine place to be from, not necessarily a place to stay. -
The King of the Jungle Took the Night Shift
A lion could spend his whole life lying in the sun while everyone else does the work. It is sort of the arrangement. The lion in the Lion collection turned that deal down, put on a uniform and started answering calls. Medic Lion the Lifesaver is royalty with a first aid kit, framed in bold yellow banners that read I've Got This… Hold My Beer, and he wears the job the way other lions wear a crown: like it was always meant for him. -
Ring Tails in Orbit and on Island Time
Lemurs come from exactly one island on the whole planet, which explains a lot about the ones in this collection. When your entire family has lived in the same tropical neighborhood for millions of years, you either settle in for good or you build a rocket and leave. The lemurs here have split right down the middle on that question, and both sides are holding a beer about it under I've Got This… Hold My Beer. One looks to the stars. The other looks for shade. -
The Otter Brought Sunglasses, the Shark Brought Teeth
Put two confident paddlers in matching yellow kayaks and you do not get a relaxing float down the river. You get a race nobody agreed to, narrated the entire way. Kayaking is the I've Got This… Hold My Beer collection for the people who hear the words lazy river and take them as a personal challenge. -
A Penguin Glides In With a Scarf, Skates and a Bottle
Penguins are famously graceful in the water and famously wobbly on land. Put one on skates and something wonderful happens. The Ice Skating collection stars a single penguin who laced up, hit the ice, and discovered he was born for this, with a cold one in his flipper to celebrate the moment. -
The Yard Skeletons Got Up and Joined the Party
Every October the plastic skeletons come out of the garage and take their places on the lawn, in the porch chair, hanging off the gutter. In the Halloween Shop at I've Got This… Hold My Beer, they finally got tired of posing. They climbed down, grabbed a drink and went off to do whatever they wanted for the season, and the results are drawn in bold retro style with a spooky pun on every one. -
Stick on the Ice, Mug in the Air, One Bear Owning the Rink
Skates scraping, the puck clacking off the boards, a crowd of parents stamping their feet to stay warm. Hockey has its own soundtrack, and our bear would like to add one more sound to it: the clink of a mug. The Hockey collection is one bear, one puck and a one-handed style of play that no coach has ever approved. -
The Friendliest Quills in Town
Hedgehogs get a bad rap for being prickly. The Hedgehogs collection sets the record straight with one very sociable little guy who has clearly decided the best cure for a long week is company, and he came prepared. -
Golf Etiquette, as Taught by a Bear and a Skeleton
Golf comes with a thick rulebook of manners: keep quiet on the tee, fix your ball marks, never step in anyone's line. The Golf collection has two instructors on staff who have read that rulebook closely and kept exactly the parts they liked. Class is in session, and both teachers brought a drink. -
Clever Foxes With Very Impressive Resumes
Foxes are known for being quick, clever and a little bit sly, so of course they talked their way into every interesting job in town. The Foxes collection follows them from the cockpit to the clinic to the art studio, orange tails and all, each one with a cold drink and the easy confidence of someone who has never once been caught off guard. -
Fourth and Long, and the Grizzly Refuses to Put Down His Mug
Football asks a lot of a player. Speed, strength, focus, the ability to take a hit and get back up. Our running back meets every requirement and adds one of his own: the beer stays up. The Football collection belongs to a single grizzly who is carrying the ball and the celebration at the same time, and frankly doing both beautifully. -
Pretty in Pink and Completely Unbothered
A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance, which is the most accurate name anyone has ever given anything. Flamingos is the I've Got This… Hold My Beer collection for the bird who took that word and made it a personality: bright, graceful, a little dramatic, and never once in a hurry. -
A Jellyfish Walks Into a Fire Station
Right now the Fish collection is being guarded by a jellyfish, which is a bold move, since a jellyfish is technically not a fish at all. Nobody told him. Or somebody did, and he raised his mug and said I've Got This… Hold My Beer, which is exactly what that line is on his design for. Firefighting Jellyfish is the story of a creature with no bones, no brain and no hesitation whatsoever, and it turns out that last one is the only qualification that matters. -
The Fire Department That Brought Its Own Ocean
Fighting fire takes water, nerve and a crew that trusts each other completely. The Firefighters collection has all three, plus a lobster with an axe. Half this station was recruited straight from the sea, the other half came in from the woods, and every one of them gears up in helmet and turnout coat with a cold one waiting under the words I've Got This… Hold My Beer. -
En Garde, Bonehead: A Skeleton Who Fences With a Pint in Hand
Fencing is a sport of elegance, precision and centuries of tradition. Our fencer has read about all three and chosen to bring a beer instead. The Fencing collection is a single, gloriously committed design, and it makes a strong case that one great duelist is all a collection really needs. -
Bet You Can't Beat This, Says the Elephant on a Skateboard
Every great stunt starts with the same two words, and you already know which ones. Extreme Fun is the dare collection of I've Got This… Hold My Beer: skateboards, surfboards, sails, gliders and ropes, ridden by animals with no training, no fear and a drink in hand for the victory lap. Consider this the highlight reel from the most unqualified action sports festival ever held. -
Lemurs in Orbit and a Giraffe With a Parachute
Exotic Animals collects the creatures who came a very long way to be this bold. They hail from savannas, rainforests and islands most of us only see in documentaries, and every one of them has picked up a hobby nobody back in their native habitat would ever approve of.
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A Shark Went Looking for Fresh Powder
Wilderness Warriors is the collection for anyone who hears the words off the beaten path and starts packing. Right now it belongs to one very committed explorer, a shark who looked at the entire ocean and decided the real adventure was up the mountain. -
Sunset Swings and a Skeleton Who Reads the Green
This is the golf corner of I've Got This… Hold My Beer, made for the player who treats every round like a major and every scorecard like a rough draft. Two characters hold down this course, and neither one has ever taken a lesson. -
Out of Office, Into the Sand
Chillaxing Beach Bums is the collection for the part of vacation that begins right after the itinerary gets lost. Nobody here has a plan, a schedule or a reason to check their email. They have sand, sun and a cold drink, and they intend to protect all three with their lives.
